Follow this daily workout for huge gains

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• Wanderer@r.nf ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bit harsh, brain boy doesn’t even have the perm

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• ooterness@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the mental equivalent of Saitama’s workout from One Punch Man: 100 sit-ups, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10-km run. (Repeat daily until your hair falls out.)

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I dunno’, this one’s quite a bit worse. 100 situps, pushups, and squats aren’t exactly easy like doing the alphabet. At least if someone did Saitama’s exercise, they would be in decent shape, just not a well balanced in shape.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      100 situps, pushups, and squats aren’t exactly easy like doing the alphabet.

      laughs nervously, then scrambles to get better at his alphabet

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    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      it’s also like 2 hours compared to 2 minutes.

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But we train wrong on purpose.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This guy in five years.

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  • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thinking he’d wind up with a braniac-style nemesis.

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  • tabularasa@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think he looks like a young Jaromír Jágr.

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• OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We all know it’s spelled reshtrougnt

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  • solsangraal@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    no rugrats

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bless you

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• yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What happened with those brain training games? Seems like they vanished suddenly.

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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone’s brains became fully trained and they were no longer needed

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  • doctordevice@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Now everyone needs to play all the clones of that dumb auto-shooter on rails. Their ads keep telling me that game is going VIRAL right now. I think they must have misunderstood someone saying their ads are like a virus.

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cat Dog Cat Dog Cat Sog… Fock!

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• unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Doing this just now, it’s quite meditative. Clears the other thoughts away because it’s just this short little thing that won’t take a lot of time so tasks that would take longer are easier to postpone and discount. And when those “tasks” being discounted and postponed are mostly anxieties that are non-actionable so I can’t do anything about them anyway… It’s nice. A nice little pattern breaking reset button like taking a deep breath and stimulating your Vagus nerve and stuff.

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  • JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My mind goes all over the place when I’m in bed, so I legit do stuff like this every night to help me relax and fall asleep. Like, I choose a theme and for each letter in the alphabet I start listing in my head as many things as possible. Last night I did Marvel characters, and I think I was asleep by letter ''F". It’s stupid and silly, but it totally works for me.

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• niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a baseball history buff, for a long time my way of “counting sheep” in bed was:
  5 baseball players whose last name begins with the letter “A”,
  then “B”, “C”, etc.

  When after a few nights I worked my way up to “Z”, I started over, but with a twist:
  5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played before 1950.

  Then when I made it to “Z”,
  5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter “A”, and who played after 1950.

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• Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The sincere expression gets me 😃

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  • Duranie@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s just focus. They caught him in his third minute of restaurant.

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