I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
  (In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)

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  • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They mention god a lot huh

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, but it’s God as we understand Him so it’s totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:

      • Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
      • Having God remove all these defects of character
      • Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
      • Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

      You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s

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  • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t do drugs, you’ll end up religious

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    AA doesn’t tell people to stop drinking.

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s actually perfect for me cause I didn’t want to quit anyway

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  fuck bro

  a hint would be nice

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

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    • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A swallow?

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    • superkret@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Scammers?

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    • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      An elephant ?

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• Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was “it’s an elephant” which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    make it a double, you earned it!

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• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cat

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s Pikachu!

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Giraffe?

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everyone knows giraffes don’t exist

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      True. Maybe a unicorn then?

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There was a post on science memes that pointed out that make giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Elephant?

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can I guess again? Spider?

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• mrslt@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?

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  • RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My favorite kind of erfly!

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That is uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it’s filthy!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Obviously a tiger

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    A tiger, but r… dumb.

    Rest in Power, Scoot.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bear.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s a lion, now got get fucking wasted!

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dog

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• Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some kind of bird with a long tail ?

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Birds don’t exist

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• JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tom

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  • PropaGandalf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Obviously a cheetah

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s called “hakuna matata,” and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.

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• themakara@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a cute dog!

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• WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lioff

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He’s lyin’

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• vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  easy… that’s an armadillo!

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A Camel.

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• TGhost@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A cat

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• Apathy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s John Xina

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• AlexDrago@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Tree frog

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• DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It’s an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance

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• NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.

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• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Black eyes, and I’m getting a sense of dread… Darth Vader?

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