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I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
    (In fact, they sound more like a roadmap for joining a religious sect)

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    • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They mention god a lot huh

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, but it’s God as we understand Him so it’s totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:

        • Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
        • Having God remove all these defects of character
        • Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
        • Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

        You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!

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      • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No, see, it’s a higher power, so it’s different. /s

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    • Bezier@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t do drugs, you’ll end up religious

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.

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    • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s actually perfect for me cause I didn’t want to quit anyway

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      AA doesn’t tell people to stop drinking.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    fuck bro

    a hint would be nice

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They mostly live in Africa. Some in India too

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      • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        A swallow?

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      • superkret@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Scammers?

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      • BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        An elephant ?

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was “it’s an elephant” which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.

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    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      make it a double, you earned it!

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cat

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  • ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Pikachu!

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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Giraffe?

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone knows giraffes don’t exist

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        True. Maybe a unicorn then?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There was a post on science memes that pointed out that make giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Elephant?

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again

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      • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can I guess again? Spider?

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  • mrslt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?

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    • RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My favorite kind of erfly!

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it’s filthy!

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously a tiger

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A tiger, but r… dumb.

      Rest in Power, Scoot.

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  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bear.

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a lion, now got get fucking wasted!

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dog

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  • Diurnambule@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some kind of bird with a long tail ?

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Birds don’t exist

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  • JackLSauce@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tom

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    • PropaGandalf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously a cheetah

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lioff

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  • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A Camel.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s lyin’

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  • vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    easy… that’s an armadillo!

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  • TGhost@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A cat

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  • Apathy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s John Xina

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  • AlexDrago@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tree frog

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  • DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance

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  • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Black eyes, and I’m getting a sense of dread… Darth Vader?

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  • mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    An elephant!

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s called “hakuna matata,” and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.

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