rips off shirt
GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!
Submitted 1 month ago by nexguy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rips off shirt
GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!
… Okie dokie
No free drinks!
Lick the bacon grease, you coward.
The forbidden soft serve flavour
Bruh, fry an egg in that right now.
Put it down the sink. Everyone will be thankful that you did it.
I didn’t vote for it.
almost looks like it melted a fork
Mmmmmmmmm, bacon grease, *drooling sounds*
Cinnamon swirl
Melt it and run it through a fine mesh sieve into a jar to get the bits put of it. Then cook with that.
That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.
That’s cupcake icing.
lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What about it? Save it. Make your black beans taste incredible
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Also works as personal lubricant and if you jerk off with bacon fat before going to the bar women will all want a piece of that bacon dick.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Definitely a brand new sentence