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It would distract from the grind

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, but I wanna know who this is 👀

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    • Toes@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The gym’s bicycle.

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    • Undearius@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A legend

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    • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kettlebell swinger

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    • bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe he’s ace 🤷‍♂️

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      • ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why do they have the highest number of sexual partners then?

        (The real answer is that it’s not even a data point)

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    • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Henry Cavill most likely

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the chart key.

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      • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, I should’ve included the /s

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  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love that linear extrapolation you know is only there to lie even more on a graph that’s already a baseless correlation.

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    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t a linear extrapolation, is a linear regression.

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    • programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I thought it was an average but it is slanted. I would love to see the value of the correlation coeffitient.

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      • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The R^2 on top of the graph is 0.002 lol.

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    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks more like a normal distribution peaking at the max values.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.

    -Arnold Schwarzenegger

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    • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Someone should make that man governor.

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dang, imagine loving something that much and having the thing you love that much actually be a healthy activity and not something like heroin or alcoholism. What a fortunate guy.

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’s full of shit.

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      • Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Full of cum*

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i think people’s fuckscore is highly dependent on generation and territory. and of course standards. even if you think you’re a terrible excuse for a human, if you are in a dense area and visible and never say no, you can rack up some points.

    not sure if quantity comparison is healthy or useful.

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    • panicnow@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      People with low scores are always saying I’ve got low standards… /s

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The hypothesis is that men want as many sexual partners as possible. I am not sure that holds true for all men on average

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    • TheControlled@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It doesn’t. The average is like 3 or 4 per man.

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      • Anamnesis@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Whoa TIL I’m a slut

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      • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Like at once, or over a lifetime?

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      • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Really? Where did you get that information? Even this chart shows that it is considerably higher than that.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So basically the statistics say that less you bench, the more you sex?

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, they say that there is no correlation.

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      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I was cracking humor on the average, to piss on gym bros

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it says if you can bench press around 200 pounds you’re more likely to have more sex than any other group. Probably because that’s about the bench when you start looking pretty good, and feeling pretty healthy, without having to live at the gym.

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  • dullbananas@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Higher bench press max, higher chastity

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  • alsimoneau@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The correlation with frequency of sexual activity might be stronger.

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do I count as my own sex partner?

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sure if that one point helps your esteem. but what if you have multiple personalities? would that cause extra points? or fewer for you?

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  • StaySquared@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn… this is accurate for me. I mean I wasn’t ever a male ho but I just realized all during the time I was in the novice levels of gym training, I was fooling around a lot. Once I started to enter the advanced levels of training, lol things slowed down and I began looking for marriage. Now that I’m in the advanced levels of training it’s one woman, no more fooling around.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dang, those two dots are swinging more than kettlebells.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, a 200-230 pound bench press is your target if you want to maximize the number of people you sleep with.

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  • Dkarma@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They’re all low 🤣

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