You son of a bitch, I’m in.
In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
Submitted 1 year ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…
Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 year ago
cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 year ago
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
Andonyx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just DON’T go the tour office in Hawaii 😳
stembolts@programming.dev 1 year ago
I like drawings of flowers as well, I understand this is popular among Yakuza, and I have my own supply of JNCOs. That’s it, I’m joining the Yakuza.
frickineh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wait are JNCOs a part of it? I could be convinced if they are. They’re so stupid looking but I loved mine.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I was on the fence until now. JNCO’s, old Tool, and crime? I’m back in my glory days.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beer, deftones, and TOOL?
Where do I sign?
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Japan
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Typical… They didn’t list the pay
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
okay… early nine inch nails…
lol
TheControlled@lemmy.world 1 year ago
early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
x4740N@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not don’t much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.
edwardbear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
how else would you show your dedication?
variants@possumpat.io 1 year ago
How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
What’re the benefits and salary of this position?
Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…
Oh
Gork@lemm.ee 1 year ago
It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.
Senseless@feddit.de 1 year ago
There are no contact details :(
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Damn, I’m only one of these things.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Not familiar with Deftones. Any recommendations?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
White pony album, front to back
Seraph@kbin.social 1 year ago
Around the Fur album
witty_username@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I think their most widely known song is ‘my own summer’
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 1 year ago
koi no yokan? maybee
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 1 year ago
What kind of crimes? I’ll steal a candy bar or Jay walk with yah. I’m usually pretty busy on days felonies are gonna be committed though. Any other day though I’ll help you get that anpanman pero pero candy
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’m good for 1 and 2…
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 1 year ago
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!
I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
Fuckin love industrial.
I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
In that case, what’s a few more then?
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
gg2ez
Zink@programming.dev 1 year ago
I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.