You son of a bitch, I’m in.
In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
Submitted 11 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…
Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 months ago
cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 months ago
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
Andonyx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just DON’T go the tour office in Hawaii 😳
stembolts@programming.dev 11 months ago
I like drawings of flowers as well, I understand this is popular among Yakuza, and I have my own supply of JNCOs. That’s it, I’m joining the Yakuza.
frickineh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait are JNCOs a part of it? I could be convinced if they are. They’re so stupid looking but I loved mine.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was on the fence until now. JNCO’s, old Tool, and crime? I’m back in my glory days.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Beer, deftones, and TOOL?
Where do I sign?
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Japan
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Typical… They didn’t list the pay
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
okay… early nine inch nails…
lol
TheControlled@lemmy.world 11 months ago
early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not don’t much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.
edwardbear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
how else would you show your dedication?
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.
Gork@lemm.ee 11 months ago
What’re the benefits and salary of this position?
Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…
Oh
Gork@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.
Senseless@feddit.de 11 months ago
There are no contact details :(
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Damn, I’m only one of these things.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris
Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not familiar with Deftones. Any recommendations?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
White pony album, front to back
Seraph@kbin.social 11 months ago
Around the Fur album
witty_username@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I think their most widely known song is ‘my own summer’
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 11 months ago
koi no yokan? maybee
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What kind of crimes? I’ll steal a candy bar or Jay walk with yah. I’m usually pretty busy on days felonies are gonna be committed though. Any other day though I’ll help you get that anpanman pero pero candy
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m good for 1 and 2…
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!
I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
Fuckin love industrial.
I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
In that case, what’s a few more then?
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
gg2ez
Zink@programming.dev 11 months ago
I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.