You son of a bitch, I’m in.
In case some of y'all are still looking for a job
Submitted 2 years ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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don@lemm.ee 2 years ago
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
I wonder what prison food in Japan is like…
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 years ago
cabbage tofu soup, rice, pickles, and kelp fish bone soup.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 years ago
Okay, but only if I’m guaranteed 12 wacky substories a year and the undying friendship of a strangely business savvy chicken.
Andonyx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just DON’T go the tour office in Hawaii 😳
stembolts@programming.dev 2 years ago
I like drawings of flowers as well, I understand this is popular among Yakuza, and I have my own supply of JNCOs. That’s it, I’m joining the Yakuza.
frickineh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wait are JNCOs a part of it? I could be convinced if they are. They’re so stupid looking but I loved mine.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I was on the fence until now. JNCO’s, old Tool, and crime? I’m back in my glory days.
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Beer, deftones, and TOOL?
Where do I sign?
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Japan
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Typical… They didn’t list the pay
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
The pay is free tattoos for life and a place on Japan’s most wanted list.
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Throw in an annual pizza party and $5 Wal Mart gift card for Christmas and I WILL DIE FOR YOU
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 years ago
okay… early nine inch nails…
lol
TheControlled@lemmy.world 2 years ago
early Nine Inch Nails
Excuse me? The Yakuza got beef with the middle and late NIN eras? Get fucked! I’ll kick your ass for such bullshit! Online! Only…! Online!
x4740N@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Dont they chop off fingers as a sign of dedication
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I heard it was a way to show how sorry you were for fucking something up or dishonouring your family. You’d present your severed pinky to your boss as an appology. Apparently it’s not don’t much anymore. I’ve played all the Yakuza games so I’m basically an expert.
Schmuppes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I recently watched a great documentary about the Yakuza (on Arte) and apparently that ritual is increasingly considered old-fashioned among the Yakuza, or what’s left of them.
edwardbear@lemmy.world 2 years ago
how else would you show your dedication?
variants@possumpat.io 2 years ago
How do you show you are more dedicated than fingers in case you want a raise?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I believe it’s the first joint of one? Pinky finger.
Gork@lemm.ee 2 years ago
What’re the benefits and salary of this position?
Do I need to provide my own Samurai sword, or will one be provided by the Clan?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Just call the phone number provided on the flyer to find out…
Oh
Gork@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s one of those things where a guy knows a guy, and they’ll contact you in a dark alley outside a Pachinko shop.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Hell yeah. Gimme a job looking at uncensored hentai 😎
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.
Senseless@feddit.de 2 years ago
There are no contact details :(
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
You just gotta find the guy in the picture and apply in person I guess.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 2 years ago
Damn, I’m only one of these things.
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bull fucking shit. As if they wouldn’t also listen to Boris
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Not familiar with Deftones. Any recommendations?
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
White pony album, front to back
Seraph@kbin.social 2 years ago
Around the Fur album
witty_username@feddit.nl 2 years ago
I think their most widely known song is ‘my own summer’
hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 2 years ago
koi no yokan? maybee
LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 years ago
What kind of crimes? I’ll steal a candy bar or Jay walk with yah. I’m usually pretty busy on days felonies are gonna be committed though. Any other day though I’ll help you get that anpanman pero pero candy
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m good for 1 and 2…
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 2 years ago
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Oh shit, at long last a job opening I’m fucking qualified for!
I’m chill. Whiskeys more my jam but I’ll drink whatever.
Fuckin love industrial.
I’m so down to do crimes in Japan that ive already done quite a few
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 years ago
In that case, what’s a few more then?
TseseJuer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
gg2ez
Zink@programming.dev 2 years ago
I read #3 in Jeff Gerstmann’s voice.