Chaotic_Altruist

@Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨girl, ruuuuunnnn⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I took it as a half assed neg for sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did Socrates die⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Was that So-crates or was that Bill and Ted?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds reasonable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She my trap queen - when you need to launch clay pigeons, she be at the scene

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my mom using her hot trophy wife charisma to get women for my dad to fuck:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, just otters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #94 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’ll just buy sandwiches for a living

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What they took from us⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sabrina was on Friday nights though, so I get why she’d be freaked out to still exist on Saturday morning

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I personally don’t for whatever reason, just not my style. But I think it’s cool af that people who like them can get them and look and feel the way they want. My preferences are completely irrelevant in their lives and I think that’s beautiful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way the rope is braided out of Trump’s hair is wild

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True sense of community⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We used soda cans and water bottles. Got the job done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zapp "Matthew" Brannigan, 26:41⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Zapp said spongey and bruised, so makes sense it’s half and half

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water.

  I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you’re sick and stays away. Plus they won’t care if you’re not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn’t set off any alarms.

  Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor’s note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨blinker checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.

  Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how it feels to chew 5 gum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss Trevor Moore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vin Gasoline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vin Octane

  Voctane

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why you should always have an assistant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those look like sandals, definitely for beating and even throwing. Depends on your mom’s background I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Earth is honestly really cool and most of nature is awesome.

  It’s pretty much just humans and most stuff they’ve created that are terrible. Earth would be better off without them by a landslide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm so into Valentine's Day cards I even sent one to my Aunt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Like the man in the moon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨posting this has me conflicted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s trump, he probably did

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Google is absolutely a snitch, but I’m glad they weren’t in this particular instance. They use AI to find and kill Palestinians, but they didn’t out the one white guy trying to get away so I guess it could be worse…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨M4M⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like to eat Benadryl cause it tastes nasty, I like to swallow instead. Any chance you like to swallow too? 👀👉👈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody know?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  4pm: No

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmm banilla⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish they had left the wick long and unburned like they had actually eaten the whole candle thus far

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Struth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a great idea⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The stores are told on a corporate level that items need to be stocked on certain shelves and all essential items (milk, eggs, whatever) need to be buried in the back behind anything that’s on sale so customers have to look at everything before getting the basics.

  Workers are people who follow orders and have to live with the chaos and help customers actually find the item they’re looking for even though the company as a whole is the problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[App] BattleShip! Couples Counseling (See Inside for Details!) [Fake Ad]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please the Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kansas City knows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We just call it gridiron in Australia, plain and simple. Too many other things are called football or “footy”. Soccer obviously, but both rugby league and rugby union (two different sports) as well as Australian rules football (AFL). That’s 4 different sports someone may be referencing when saying football, so American football is just gridiron. NGL indeed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Take the pitch control, push it up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha came here for this, thanks S3rl