Chaotic_Altruist
@Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
- Comment on blinker checkpoint 1 day ago:
Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.
Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen
- Comment on how it feels to chew 5 gum 6 days ago:
I miss Trevor Moore
- Comment on Vin Gasoline 2 weeks ago:
Vin Octane
Voctane
- Comment on Why you should always have an assistant 2 weeks ago:
Those look like sandals, definitely for beating and even throwing. Depends on your mom’s background I guess
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 2 weeks ago:
Earth is honestly really cool and most of nature is awesome.
It’s pretty much just humans and most stuff they’ve created that are terrible. Earth would be better off without them by a landslide.
- Comment on I'm so into Valentine's Day cards I even sent one to my Aunt 2 weeks ago:
Like the man in the moon
- Comment on posting this has me conflicted 3 weeks ago:
It’s trump, he probably did
- Comment on This is the way 4 weeks ago:
Google is absolutely a snitch, but I’m glad they weren’t in this particular instance. They use AI to find and kill Palestinians, but they didn’t out the one white guy trying to get away so I guess it could be worse…
- Comment on M4M 5 weeks ago:
I don’t like to eat Benadryl cause it tastes nasty, I like to swallow instead. Any chance you like to swallow too? 👀👉👈
- Comment on Does anybody know? 1 month ago:
4pm: No
- Comment on mmm banilla 1 month ago:
Wish they had left the wick long and unburned like they had actually eaten the whole candle thus far
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 1 month ago:
Struth
- Comment on What a great idea 1 month ago:
The stores are told on a corporate level that items need to be stocked on certain shelves and all essential items (milk, eggs, whatever) need to be buried in the back behind anything that’s on sale so customers have to look at everything before getting the basics.
Workers are people who follow orders and have to live with the chaos and help customers actually find the item they’re looking for even though the company as a whole is the problem
- Comment on [App] BattleShip! Couples Counseling (See Inside for Details!) [Fake Ad] 1 month ago:
I don’t get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious
- Comment on Please the Beans 1 month ago:
As a DJ, I wanted to please the beans (as instructed) by mixing for them. Alas, I am not allowed
- Comment on Please the Beans 1 month ago:
Kansas City knows
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
We just call it gridiron in Australia, plain and simple. Too many other things are called football or “footy”. Soccer obviously, but both rugby league and rugby union (two different sports) as well as Australian rules football (AFL). That’s 4 different sports someone may be referencing when saying football, so American football is just gridiron. NGL indeed
- Comment on Take a guess 🤣 3 months ago:
Trump on a stump (stump is hidden deep inside him)
- Comment on Step 1: Take the pitch control, push it up 3 months ago:
Haha came here for this, thanks S3rl
- Comment on High School Was Awesome 3 months ago:
It’s a copy of ODB’s food stamps card which he used as album artwork back when he was alive - memories
The original movie has a fake ID by the name McLovin. Both great references. You use whatever you can in high school, I just bought stolen alcohol lol
- Comment on Didn't workout for me, do you guys have other advices? 4 months ago:
So get the surgical repair that is clearly indicated to prevent infection then continue anal sex
- Comment on Hell yeah 4 months ago:
Must be taking orders from the crab Mafia if you’re a crab-ran-goon
- Comment on yo: sup? 4 months ago:
Up: I have been depressed for a while and it would certainly break me
- Comment on You hear me? 4 months ago:
- interrogating a suspected rapist
- Comment on important 4 months ago:
Honestly very sensible to do them at home. Could have done them on the motorway. Good job Mary.
- Comment on My GF tried them and said they were tasty 7 months ago:
It’s a song, not a poem (though I guess songs are poems too).
It’s classic South Park (about 40 seconds in is the main bit)
- Comment on Gallium 7 months ago:
CEO cheats with his human resources chief and blames the general public for it. That HR chief has likely fired people for similar relationships within the company. Says the public is at fault for violating his privacy at a public event. Everyone is pissed for some reason or another.
Could have just cheated with anyone else and it would have been a personal matter, but the situation and his reaction have been pretty bad.
- Comment on Gallium 7 months ago:
It’s not his secretary, she’s his chief of human resources. It’s essentially her entire job to prevent these kinds of relationships. there are likely legal ramifications and the company is gonna take a hit regardless.
But that’s not the issue so much as the fact that the CEO then turns to social media to give the most vague apology ever and then starts attacking the general public because a “private moment became public without my consent”. He literally brought his side piece to a public event with cameras broadcasting across the nation and blames everyone else that he got caught.
It’s honestly pretty scandalous on it’s own, but his reaction is what makes it so delicious.
- Comment on Spiritual Safety Tip! 7 months ago:
Grew up Mormon unfortunately, not really their style either in my experience. I was thinking JW because they use the term “witnessing techniques” but it could be someone else or just some fake (but not that far from the truth) literature. Sad that it’s so hard to distinguish this from other cult stuff though lol
- Comment on Women come, women go 7 months ago: