Chaotic_Altruist
@Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
- Comment on You needed to exhibit at least one to be admitted to the "lunatic asylum" 15 hours ago:
Even if you got the right frequency and duration (better not be "masturbation for 30 years), you can still get admitted for “deranged masturbation” or just “masturbation and syphilis”
Also “excessive sexual abuse”… Cause y’know there’s a healthy amount
- Comment on express delivery 1 day ago:
Guessing it’s real little guy jumped on the bird’s back who then freaked out and flew “away”
Looks fun tho. Might not be the first time it’s tried this on an unsuspecting bird
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Arbeit macht frei - home cooking edition
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 1 day ago:
Golden Gaytime? Anyone?
- Comment on it's true 1 week ago:
I prefer to think that if they’re titles, then each line is the name of a different sub at the desire dungeon down the road
- Comment on 1 week ago:
From way back when people were actually attracted to women, not just hypersexualized images
- Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman 3 weeks ago:
Had a girl pull out a full set of knives for “scraping and light cutting”. Never been more scaroused
I’d say three ways are pretty common, but trains and glory holes and the like get pretty kinky imo
Definitely goes much further down the rabbit hole but I’ve not gone that deep
- Comment on Grandma Needs Rest 3 weeks ago:
The logo used to show up as a stamp on party pills back in the day too. Good times.
- Comment on I hope they'll make it more contagious 4 weeks ago:
Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face
Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious
- Comment on How to tell the age of a horse 5 weeks ago:
What are those brown streaks that seem to shoot through their teeth over many years then disappear?
Nevermind, great shit post Mickey7, got me
- Comment on Angel 1 month ago:
- Comment on """side project""" 1 month ago:
Just all the old under-4gb USB drives people threw out. Far slower than a normal data center and costs surprisingly more to power, but it was cheaper to build at least!
- Comment on Shirts that go hard 1 month ago:
My phone’s offline storage for Spotify is around 75gb (lossless)
…but in this case I only need one song downloaded and on repeat - Cbat
- Comment on Wine be gone 1 month ago:
Rare photo of young Jack Black
- Comment on SBA #113 call now 2 months ago:
My understanding from near death accounts is that inhaling water as you drown makes the suffocating feeling go away and that you feel like you’re breathing underwater until you fade comfortably out of consciousness from lack of oxygen.
Don’t want to try it, life is still interesting and worthwhile, but I wonder what it would be like from time to time.
- Comment on THERE IS NO SAUCE 2 months ago:
New format is incredible
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I took it as a half assed neg for sure
- Comment on How did Socrates die 2 months ago:
Was that So-crates or was that Bill and Ted?
- Comment on Sounds reasonable 2 months ago:
She my trap queen - when you need to launch clay pigeons, she be at the scene
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Nope, just otters
- Comment on SBA #94 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 2 months ago:
Guess I’ll just buy sandwiches for a living
- Comment on What they took from us 2 months ago:
Sabrina was on Friday nights though, so I get why she’d be freaked out to still exist on Saturday morning
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I personally don’t for whatever reason, just not my style. But I think it’s cool af that people who like them can get them and look and feel the way they want. My preferences are completely irrelevant in their lives and I think that’s beautiful.
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 3 months ago:
The way the rope is braided out of Trump’s hair is wild
- Comment on True sense of community 3 months ago:
We used soda cans and water bottles. Got the job done.
- Comment on Zapp "Matthew" Brannigan, 26:41 3 months ago:
Zapp said spongey and bruised, so makes sense it’s half and half
- Comment on Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works 4 months ago:
Even easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water.
I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you’re sick and stays away. Plus they won’t care if you’re not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn’t set off any alarms.
Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor’s note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.
- Comment on blinker checkpoint 4 months ago:
Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.
Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen
- Comment on how it feels to chew 5 gum 4 months ago:
I miss Trevor Moore
- Comment on Vin Gasoline 4 months ago:
Vin Octane
Voctane