Chaotic_Altruist
@Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip
- Comment on How to tell the age of a horse 2 hours ago:
What are those brown streaks that seem to shoot through their teeth over many years then disappear?
Nevermind, great shit post Mickey7, got me
- Comment on Angel 3 days ago:
- Comment on """side project""" 5 days ago:
Just all the old under-4gb USB drives people threw out. Far slower than a normal data center and costs surprisingly more to power, but it was cheaper to build at least!
- Comment on Shirts that go hard 2 weeks ago:
My phone’s offline storage for Spotify is around 75gb (lossless)
…but in this case I only need one song downloaded and on repeat - Cbat
- Comment on Wine be gone 2 weeks ago:
Rare photo of young Jack Black
- Comment on SBA #113 call now 3 weeks ago:
My understanding from near death accounts is that inhaling water as you drown makes the suffocating feeling go away and that you feel like you’re breathing underwater until you fade comfortably out of consciousness from lack of oxygen.
Don’t want to try it, life is still interesting and worthwhile, but I wonder what it would be like from time to time.
- Comment on THERE IS NO SAUCE 3 weeks ago:
New format is incredible
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I took it as a half assed neg for sure
- Comment on How did Socrates die 5 weeks ago:
Was that So-crates or was that Bill and Ted?
- Comment on Sounds reasonable 5 weeks ago:
She my trap queen - when you need to launch clay pigeons, she be at the scene
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Nope, just otters
- Comment on SBA #94 THE FOOT LONG COMPENDIUM CONUNDRUM CONTINUES 1 month ago:
Guess I’ll just buy sandwiches for a living
- Comment on What they took from us 1 month ago:
Sabrina was on Friday nights though, so I get why she’d be freaked out to still exist on Saturday morning
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I personally don’t for whatever reason, just not my style. But I think it’s cool af that people who like them can get them and look and feel the way they want. My preferences are completely irrelevant in their lives and I think that’s beautiful.
- Comment on If only someone warned people about getting involved in a land war in Asia 1 month ago:
The way the rope is braided out of Trump’s hair is wild
- Comment on True sense of community 2 months ago:
We used soda cans and water bottles. Got the job done.
- Comment on Zapp "Matthew" Brannigan, 26:41 2 months ago:
Zapp said spongey and bruised, so makes sense it’s half and half
- Comment on Highly recommend this and can confirm that it works 2 months ago:
Even easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water.
I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you’re sick and stays away. Plus they won’t care if you’re not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn’t set off any alarms.
Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor’s note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.
- Comment on blinker checkpoint 2 months ago:
Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.
Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen
- Comment on how it feels to chew 5 gum 2 months ago:
I miss Trevor Moore
- Comment on Vin Gasoline 3 months ago:
Vin Octane
Voctane
- Comment on Why you should always have an assistant 3 months ago:
Those look like sandals, definitely for beating and even throwing. Depends on your mom’s background I guess
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 3 months ago:
Earth is honestly really cool and most of nature is awesome.
It’s pretty much just humans and most stuff they’ve created that are terrible. Earth would be better off without them by a landslide.
- Comment on I'm so into Valentine's Day cards I even sent one to my Aunt 3 months ago:
Like the man in the moon
- Comment on posting this has me conflicted 3 months ago:
It’s trump, he probably did
- Comment on This is the way 3 months ago:
Google is absolutely a snitch, but I’m glad they weren’t in this particular instance. They use AI to find and kill Palestinians, but they didn’t out the one white guy trying to get away so I guess it could be worse…
- Comment on M4M 3 months ago:
I don’t like to eat Benadryl cause it tastes nasty, I like to swallow instead. Any chance you like to swallow too? 👀👉👈
- Comment on Does anybody know? 4 months ago:
4pm: No
- Comment on mmm banilla 4 months ago:
Wish they had left the wick long and unburned like they had actually eaten the whole candle thus far
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 4 months ago:
Struth