cave slop
Think of how much ancient semen there must be around there
Submitted 1 week ago by UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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cave slop
Think of how much ancient semen there must be around there
I didn’t want to think about it tho :(
Cave dust
The other day a patient came up to the new nurse I’m orienting to awkwardly request “Vaseline and… idk. Something else I guess?” And she, in complete seriousness, asks if he needs toothpaste or deodorant maybe? Meanwhile me and my less new coworker are making prolonged and intense eye contact, each of us daring the other to break first. The patient eventually settles on socks (I would likely have suggested a washcloth, but I digress), which my oblivious coworker goes and grabs for him. Afterwards, due to both this and some other instances, I was just like. “Girl. Are you ace?” and she was like “omg how can you tell? …I’m missing subtext again aren’t I?”
FML I still don’t understand it. Can you explain it to me?
He was going to masturbate into a sock.
Lmao he needed lube to masturbate and something to wipe up after
Tbf she is really flaunting it or possibly also some random scoring in some stone
Finally some realistic beauty standards
Thicc
Dont make fun of Oong’s waifu.
Proportions are wrong, head too small, clearly AI slop /s
Generally artists have to put effort into drawing facial features smaller. Because as people we concentrate on the face it’s hard not to frame them with oversized proportions. I have to respect the “but that ass tho” approach to solving that problem.
these caveman needed to relief some stress too I guess.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I absolutely love how she has a little bit of tummy. True artist, no rockshop for this one.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
From way back when people were actually attracted to women, not just hypersexualized images
titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Most people still are.