I hope they'll make it more contagious

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• cattywampas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn’t have given it as cool a name as “woke mind virus”

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”

    Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

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    • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

      “Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How much is that per gay and when can I expect my check in the mail?

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How do I measure my homosexuality?

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    • TheFresh16@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

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    • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

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  • meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this comment made my day

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They’re practically printing money.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

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  • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.

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  • Bazoogle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s also from last year x.com/ultr4nima/status/1932468872675807337

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Can’t condone such behaviour. We, the oppressed ultranationalist conservative white catholic folk, are sometimes contracting this kind of sickness.

  The situation is so dire we actually had a gay orgy last night.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

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• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To “the LGBT+ community”, huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just make the cheque out to “the little gay fellas n that”

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man we can buy so many viral incubators with that. Thanks deltarune guy.

  -The Antifa

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• tuberman@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  doing god’s work :)

  sa traiesti, Daniele!

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  In Canada… Some people call it MMIWG2SLGBTQIA+…

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  • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    the + is there for a reason

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In the 1970s, the expression commonly used by activists was “gay and lesbian,” in full. In the 1990s, the initialism GLBT (later LGBT) was gradually adopted, as bisexual and transgender people gained recognition. Around that time, some activists began to reclaim the term queer, seeing it as a more radical and inclusive umbrella term, though others reject it, due to its history as a pejorative. In recognition of this, the 2010s saw the adoption of LGBTQ, and other more inclusive variants. Some versions of the term add a plus sign (+) to represent additional identities not captured by the letters within the initialism.

      Imo, we should go call the community the Pride community, or LGBT, or LGBT+. Something short and simple. We don’t need a letter for everyone. Same for the flag, I prefer the 2nd pride flag.

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  • Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

    Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious

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  • matlag@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can only wonder how long she had to practice to say it so naturally!

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