Submitted 20 hours ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Damn your eyes.
The most beautiful thing about the internet is that normally, I would have to spend a lot money on bear spray and a lot of effort administering it to get the same effect I get with the few clicks of a button.
It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.
Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.
Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”
If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.
an elder scroll
it burns
This is the reason those monks go blind
Lindsey flipped as soon as trump showed him those photos. Government by blackmail cannot end well. Get Epstein’s and Netanyahu’s good friend donny out of the whitehouse a.s.a.p. Clean up your house. Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.
Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.
As a Canadian, I will never forgive America or the American people for what they have voted for and continue to support. The entire world is worse off the past few years mostly because of you uneducated fucks.
To be fair, Canada is also a genocidal settler-colony and an active imperialist power.
Ouch! Why would you comment at all if you think I’m an uneducated moron? Such a war-like stance. Like the americans?
What do you mean he flipped? Dudes been an asshole for decades and a piece of shit. He just needed a little encouragement to become even more of an asshole.
I always thought those were fluorescent lights, turns out they are vaccuum tubes that suck your eyeballs out unless you break 5 of your fingers. Neat.
Pinky and ring finger on my right, pinky, ring finger, and middle on my left.
Would suck, but I’m right handed and could still “grip” things ok.
HIS LITTLE LADYBUGS?!?! 😭 😂 OH NOOO 😭
Is there something I missed here? Like I know he was almost certainly a gay man but that’s the only way this nears making sense for me.
He was well known to be a frequent client of DC area male prostitutes
Yeah, that I know. There’s a lot of weird specificity in the post… oh well.
I don’t know who the guy is, what the context might be, and honestly, this is one of those few occurrences that I’m okay with that
Was
Well, I would’ve got the cheese grater. The sharp one.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
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