Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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Damn your eyes.
The most beautiful thing about the internet is that normally, I would have to spend a lot money on bear spray and a lot of effort administering it to get the same effect I get with the few clicks of a button.
It’s funny because it isn’t a true story but one look at the guy and you realize it’s plausible.
Its time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.
Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”
If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.
What proof do you have that’s it’s not a true story? Do you have a first hand account of the contents of his perineum?
I have a picture of his asshole would you like to see?
Lindsey flipped as soon as trump showed him those photos. Government by blackmail cannot end well. Get Epstein’s and Netanyahu’s good friend donny out of the whitehouse a.s.a.p. Clean up your house. Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.
Try to find honour again. It’s still possible.
As a Canadian, I will never forgive America or the American people for what they have voted for and continue to support. The entire world is worse off the past few years mostly because of you uneducated fucks.
To be fair, Canada is also a genocidal settler-colony and an active imperialist power.
You know what would be cool? If you didn’t lump everyone in this country into one group. We are seeing results of decisions from 100 years ago, made by both of our countries. I will give you that the overwhelming majority of this country is uneducated. So much so that they don’t seem to notice that the election was blatantly rigged. And the same global group of people who did the rigging also operate in Canada (see: separatists). I don’t blame you for being angry and fearful of the dictator in this country making threats towards your home. But please understand that the issue is global and that some of us are doing something about it death be damned.
Ouch! Why would you comment at all if you think I’m an uneducated moron? Such a war-like stance. Like the americans?
still possible
No.
What do you mean he flipped? Dudes been an asshole for decades and a piece of shit. He just needed a little encouragement to become even more of an asshole.
This is the reason those monks go blind
I always thought those were fluorescent lights, turns out they are vaccuum tubes that suck your eyeballs out unless you break 5 of your fingers. Neat.
Pinky and ring finger on my right, pinky, ring finger, and middle on my left.
Would suck, but I’m right handed and could still “grip” things ok.
HIS LITTLE LADYBUGS?!?! 😭 😂 OH NOOO 😭
We need the coroner to confirm
his soul was mysteriously missing and MITCH mcconnel is still not confirmed to be dead.
What am I looking at here
Someone’s description of Graham’s anus and the origin of Graham’s nickname in the scene
OOOOOOOH okay thank you, you’ve just sorted tonight’s research session!
As police as I am that this particular shitbag is now a corpse, I currently really wish that I had never learned how to read.
It’s God’s fault for giving me internet access
I read that in Stephen Root’s “Bill from King of the Hill” voice.
I’M LENORE!
Is there something I missed here? Like I know he was almost certainly a gay man but that’s the only way this nears making sense for me.
He was well known to be a frequent client of DC area male prostitutes
Yeah, that I know. There’s a lot of weird specificity in the post… oh well.
I don’t know who the guy is, what the context might be, and honestly, this is one of those few occurrences that I’m okay with that
Was
I was already nauseated…
Well, I would’ve got the cheese grater. The sharp one.
Thank you.
Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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