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• Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Plus you get to cosplay as a Silent Hill 2 boss.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thou shalt not poorly crop the Christ!

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can see lots of stains on that steel.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s patina. Very desirable to collectors.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For the pig hog in your life.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No crank? This is useless.

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  • DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can’t crank your hog?

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Demonstrated here by Giles Corey.

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Stainless steel hog roaster.

  It can roast a human.

  Look at this human. He could be roasted. Where is he? Don’t ask questions. Look.

  Come eat hog. Roasted hog. Very long roasted hog. Come alone.

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does it come with the tarp?

  What about a can of corn?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw a porno decades ago where a 400 pound Greek god of a man, sweat streaking off his rotund belly, was pounding into this petite woman who was reluctantly engaged in coitus with the monstrosity.

    the camera gets closer and you see the sweat rolling down his belly and dripping between them isn’t just sweat.

    this mustachioed golden brown god is literally drinking a can of creamed corn, and poorly at that. bits of corn and corn juice roll down his stubbly chin and drips obscenely onto his chest. it continues to trail down, finally disappearing from view under his overhanging belly and her small boney posterior. the final resting place for those kernels lead the imagination to feel filthy and disgusted with oneself.

    between the tears, running mascara, creamed corn, and his grotesque form, it was like witnessing a living Renaissance painting.

    it was perfect.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I didn’t want to read that but I did anyway and I violently regret it.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sigh…

      unzips

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  youtu.be/nw_kbcDdGto

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• A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Banana

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cyborg

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    • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🧐

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• lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So it will work on a pig. what about them ICE cunts?

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