that is crazy!

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• Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Torvalds x Stallman is what I live for

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Gnu slay linux.”

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Extreme porn where Richard stallman talks about unfree software. Truly masochistic software SMH

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  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait until you see how often Bill Gates abused Rule 34.

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What is a thing I will never search for?

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  • Gladaed@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nothing on the site. Guess we know what we gotta do. (E621)

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• SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  so i got curious, and as it turns out you dont actually get tux futa. there are 6 pictures both of the tags (“tux_the_penguin” and “futanari”). one has one has tux as a bottom (not the futa, looks like hes supposed to be a toy), and for the rest he is just in the background

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This guy tux futas.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by FUTA Xenia

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    • j_elgato@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean… I’m not sending a whole lot of regret here…

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      well guess who was tux’s top

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  • winety@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s one of Tux and Pingu.

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dear god

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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    what about this one (nsfw)

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    • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s skipper not tux!

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      huh. this wasnt present when i looked it up

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m just gonna believe you 100% without even looking for that. Yeah, I trust you that much.

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    While you’re at it, you should probably clean up your desktop to make it run faster. Just run “sudo rm -rf /” and it’ll never be faster. Trust

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      wont work without “–no-preserve-root”

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Instruction’s unclear kernel panicked???

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• Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Yeah no nice try buddy

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• the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Sigh unzips

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *untars

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    • Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I want to masturbate but I can’t remember the rags!

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Unxzs

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• ieatpwns@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I believe it you can’t lie on the internet

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can, but it’s not very comfortable.

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Well played, good sirs, well played.

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• CuteLuciii@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i can’t believe this one got me 🤦🏼‍♀️

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can find the image but the problem is I keep cumming as soon as I see it. Wat do

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• slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Linus moonlights as Rick Astley.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wataru Futanari. You sly bastards! 😂

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• Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  For the existance of futa tux, shouldnt it be a penguinette instead of a penguin in the first place?

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Do we even know tux’s gender? AFAIK penguins don’t have particularly strong sexual dimorphism. And TBH I think you just made “penguinette” up, “penguin” isn’t gendered.

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I made it up, but in my defense, it sounded funny

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  • sukhmel@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I believe such petty technicalities should not bother the flight of your imagination

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    keep in mind, what has been seen cannot be unseen

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    • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I see what you did there

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rule 34 is NSFW! Idk the other keyword

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It involves tentacles IIRC. I’m not going to look up if I’m right or not, perhaps some other brave soul will tell us.

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    • Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

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    • ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s not tentacles. A futanari is a woman with a (usually rather large) penis.

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• AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nope, Nice try!

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Japanese here, can confirm!

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