Doctors in the 1800s

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• dlsloop@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’ve got ghosts in your blood. Better do cocaine about it.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Came here to say this

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  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I imagine your circulatory system would be like a game of Pac-Man and the cocaine would give him the power pill. This seems easy, should I have been a doctor?

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• Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Damn had to look it up, heroin was invited in 1874.

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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hey, we should totally go to that party. I heard heroin will be there!”

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A party is always more fun with heroin!

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By Bayer, the same company that invented the first artificial fertilizer and aspirin, as well as the gasses used in both WW1 and the holocaust. They can’t decide between making some of the best inventions of their time or some of the worst.

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    • endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean they are all poisons, but they have therapeutic effects at the right doses and compounds.

      heroin is the chemical basis for a few medications including one that helps with withdrawal from addictive drugs.

      much of the gasses used for ☠️, were later reformulated for effective nerve numbing and Anesthesia for surgery.

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• muxika@piefed.muxika.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The morphine the better. 

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is that the head of the FDA?

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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Age, drug history, and current policies check out.

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  its a reference to RFK JR, who was knee deep in heroin which caused his brain damage, of his already brain damage from getting parasites.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  … and the USA FDA right now.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Say what you will about heroin, but it definitely works.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, no, I’m taking blood, but only about a gallon, don’t worry.

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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “The good news is you won’t really care after it kicks in.”

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the UK show Quacks. Wish there was more than one series.

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• desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  To be frank, the victorian approach to medicine bore Jack the Ripper. Perhaps some things cannot be medicated.

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  must have ghosts in their blood.

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• BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s actually blood letting. So arguably worse

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• Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  !trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

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