lividweasel
@lividweasel@lemmy.world
- Comment on Draw! 1 week ago:
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 1 week ago:
How do you tell if someone is from California?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
(also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)
- Comment on Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though 2 weeks ago:
I’m absolutely whelmed by this post
- Comment on Punctuation matters 2 weeks ago:
Let’s eat, Grandma
- Comment on Solid Plan 🧓 3 weeks ago:
That sounds suspiciously like recycling, you grass-smoking hippie…
- Comment on Bees 3 weeks ago:
Username checks out? 😉
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 4 weeks ago:
Judging by the way the end of the post got garbled, I suspect OP got snapped up by ICE before they could even finish typing.
- Comment on If the shoe fits 4 weeks ago:
Sick trick, bro
- Comment on Omg 5 weeks ago:
Maybe we should be calling it “Stone/Henge” then
- Comment on It's basic science 1 month ago:
Two words:
Coconut nipples
- Comment on Typical monopoly people 1 month ago:
But tuff is already something else.
- Comment on You never know 1 month ago:
“I woke up today. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
- Comment on I assume it's corn 1 month ago:
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
- Comment on Do not recommend. 1 month ago:
Add some corn. That might help.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 1 month ago:
He was nearly missed.
But he wasn’t.
And that’s why he isn’t around anymore.
- Comment on Stop scrolling and adore this animal for a little 2 months ago:
He’s on first.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 months ago:
Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?
NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.
- Comment on qt π 2 months ago:
Where can I subscribe for more facts about tits and peckers?
- Comment on Trure 2 months ago:
I recognize the words individually, but strung together I have to assume they’re some sort of sovereign citizen incantation for getting out of paying child support.
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 2 months ago:
🍍🍕
🏃
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 2 months ago:
Hey man, nice shot
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 2 months ago:
Don’t forget the ritual display of murdered trees
- Comment on Where u at? 2 months ago:
Turns out that he enthusiastically replied that he was at hashtag Value bar, but she mistook “#VALUE!” as an error.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 2 months ago:
“Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 3 months ago:
When a post is formatted as if an AI wrote it, it becomes hard to tell if the thoughts are those of the person or the AI. At least with shitty granmar or spelling, one can be reasonably sure that the thoughts of the person are being expressed, which is (IMO) more important than making things look pretty.
- Comment on I is do thinking she is do is can like ? 3 months ago:
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do
- Comment on Progress 3 months ago:
It’s a beige house that’s slowly turning yellow.
- Comment on Sleep Guide 4 months ago:
with a fan for both cooling and that sweet white noise.
- Comment on #freepenisman 4 months ago:
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
- Comment on true true 4 months ago:
Even funnier when it’s in a Lemmy container Image
