lividweasel

@lividweasel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you are too young to know what this is⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …but then you still need to rewind the second side.

  Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weeeeazels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conceptually, the population can be thought of as balls⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assume a spherical population in a vacuum…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Inspiring?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Starliner has landed at White Sands, New Mexico for its first three flights, and, while not orbital-class, New Shepard’s capsules also come down on land in west Texas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Huge if true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bad news, another tomorrow is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make America 1812 Again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doctors in the 1800s⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey, we should totally go to that party. I heard heroin will be there!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the dog people out there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s got the diabeetus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DST⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Welp, I guess 93% of the people in British Columbia are self-centred, because that’s how many of us voted to end DST. Thankfully, our government finally decided to stop waiting for the US to follow suit and we’ve now ended it.

  If you like DST, just be aware that you aren’t in the majority; you’re the outlier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who also enjoys this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Reading a bool would seem pretty boring. There’s only two possible storylines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Model⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've Seen Too Many Trump Memes Today, Rest Here Weary Traveler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Likewise with Mlem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It Can Always Get Worse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, that’s exactly what it says. If they meant something else, they could have said it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels like a spot-the-difference thing, and I’m failing badly. I can’t tell what changed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  !uselessredcircle@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spray n Pray⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HEADSHOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨> MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Find hot pussy in your area

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They just carry around a card that has “/s” written on it and flash it as necessary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you tell if someone is from California?

  Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

  (also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m absolutely whelmed by this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punctuation matters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s eat, Grandma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solid Plan 🧓⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds suspiciously like recycling, you grass-smoking hippie…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out? 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Judging by the way the end of the post got garbled, I suspect OP got snapped up by ICE before they could even finish typing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the shoe fits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sick trick, bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Omg⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we should be calling it “Stone/Henge” then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Two words:

  Coconut nipples