lividweasel
@lividweasel@lemmy.world
- Comment on captchas make us human 2 days ago:
Here ya go, I flipped back this “photo” of 4th-century BC figures. Image
- Comment on Oh no! What a shame! 1 week ago:
I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I just want to be able to be with you and be with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I don’t know what else to do with my life I don’t know what I’m doing with my life and I don’t know what you want to do with me I don’t know what to do with myself…
(It seems that my auto-suggestion is very indecisive)
- Comment on How do I re-establish peaceful relations with a family of crows? 2 weeks ago:
Just as an amateur naturist…
I’m not an expert in corvid behaviour either, but I doubt showing your naughty bits to crows is the best course of action.
- Comment on Non-political meme 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 4 weeks ago:
Strange plastic women laying around distributing shrimp is no basis for a system of government.
- Comment on Booty shorts 4 weeks ago:
*our booty
- Comment on Dads 5 weeks ago:
Inherently crooked?
- Comment on Some of you are too young to know what this is 1 month ago:
…but then you still need to rewind the second side.
Duh.
- Comment on Weeeeazels 1 month ago:
😏
- Comment on Conceptually, the population can be thought of as balls 2 months ago:
Assume a spherical population in a vacuum…
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments! 2 months ago:
Inspiring?
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 2 months ago:
Starliner has landed at White Sands, New Mexico for its first three flights, and, while not orbital-class, New Shepard’s capsules also come down on land in west Texas.
- Comment on Huge if true 2 months ago:
Bad news, another tomorrow is on the way.
- Comment on I have a plan 2 months ago:
Make America 1812 Again
- Comment on Doctors in the 1800s 2 months ago:
“Hey, we should totally go to that party. I heard heroin will be there!”
- Comment on For the dog people out there 2 months ago:
It’s got the diabeetus
- Comment on DST 2 months ago:
Welp, I guess 93% of the people in British Columbia are self-centred, because that’s how many of us voted to end DST. Thankfully, our government finally decided to stop waiting for the US to follow suit and we’ve now ended it.
If you like DST, just be aware that you aren’t in the majority; you’re the outlier.
- Comment on Who also enjoys this? 2 months ago:
Reading a bool would seem pretty boring. There’s only two possible storylines.
- Comment on Model 2 months ago:
She’s so hot, she needs the water supplies of several towns to keep cool
- Comment on You've Seen Too Many Trump Memes Today, Rest Here Weary Traveler 2 months ago:
Likewise with Mlem
- Comment on It Can Always Get Worse 2 months ago:
Well, that’s exactly what it says. If they meant something else, they could have said it.
- Comment on The script is mysterious and important. 3 months ago:
This feels like a spot-the-difference thing, and I’m failing badly. I can’t tell what changed.
- Comment on challenge: impossible 3 months ago:
!uselessredcircle@lemy.lol
- Comment on Spray n Pray 3 months ago:
HEADSHOT - Comment on > MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss 4 months ago:
Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks
- Comment on Cat 4 months ago:
Find hot pussy in your area
- Comment on Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language? 4 months ago:
They just carry around a card that has “/s” written on it and flash it as necessary
- Comment on Draw! 4 months ago:
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area 4 months ago:
How do you tell if someone is from California?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
(also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)
- Comment on Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though 4 months ago:
I’m absolutely whelmed by this post
