lividweasel

@lividweasel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The script is mysterious and important.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels like a spot-the-difference thing, and I’m failing badly. I can’t tell what changed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨challenge: impossible⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  !uselessredcircle@lemy.lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spray n Pray⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HEADSHOT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨> MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Find hot pussy in your area

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a culture/country that doesn't have sarcasm in its language?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They just carry around a card that has “/s” written on it and flash it as necessary

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm from the Greater Crotchopolitan Area⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you tell if someone is from California?

  Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

  (also works for vegans, runners, cross-fitters, Arch users…)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Still have a couple unsmacked gobs, though⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m absolutely whelmed by this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Punctuation matters⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s eat, Grandma

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solid Plan 🧓⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds suspiciously like recycling, you grass-smoking hippie…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out? 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Judging by the way the end of the post got garbled, I suspect OP got snapped up by ICE before they could even finish typing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the shoe fits⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sick trick, bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Omg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we should be calling it “Stone/Henge” then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's basic science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Two words:

  Coconut nipples

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typical monopoly people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But tuff is already something else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You never know⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I woke up today. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Person, woman, man, camera, TV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do not recommend.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Add some corn. That might help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He was nearly missed.

  But he wasn’t.

  And that’s why he isn’t around anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop scrolling and adore this animal for a little⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s on first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?

  NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨qt π⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I subscribe for more facts about tits and peckers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trure⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I recognize the words individually, but strung together I have to assume they’re some sort of sovereign citizen incantation for getting out of paying child support.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’ll just be over here…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  🍍🍕

  🏃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Holy shiiiiit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, nice shot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, Bert!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget the ritual display of murdered trees

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where u at?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out that he enthusiastically replied that he was at hashtag Value bar, but she mistook “#VALUE!” as an error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's OK to just like lemon water.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”