lividweasel
@lividweasel@lemmy.world
- Comment on Do not recommend. 15 hours ago:
Add some corn. That might help.
- Comment on Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement 1 day ago:
He was nearly missed.
But he wasn’t.
And that’s why he isn’t around anymore.
- Comment on Stop scrolling and adore this animal for a little 2 days ago:
He’s on first.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 4 days ago:
Well, what they play is specifically gridiron football, so maybe the NGL?
NGL, I’m liking this idea the more I think about it.
- Comment on qt π 6 days ago:
Where can I subscribe for more facts about tits and peckers?
- Comment on Trure 1 week ago:
I recognize the words individually, but strung together I have to assume they’re some sort of sovereign citizen incantation for getting out of paying child support.
- Comment on I’ll just be over here… 2 weeks ago:
🍍🍕
🏃
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 2 weeks ago:
Hey man, nice shot
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget the ritual display of murdered trees
- Comment on Where u at? 3 weeks ago:
Turns out that he enthusiastically replied that he was at hashtag Value bar, but she mistook “#VALUE!” as an error.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 4 weeks ago:
“Influencers discover this surprising health hack: drinking ‘raw’ water”
- Comment on Got Banned for Fixing Roku — The Paul Blart Mod Chronicles 5 weeks ago:
When a post is formatted as if an AI wrote it, it becomes hard to tell if the thoughts are those of the person or the AI. At least with shitty granmar or spelling, one can be reasonably sure that the thoughts of the person are being expressed, which is (IMO) more important than making things look pretty.
- Comment on I is do thinking she is do is can like ? 5 weeks ago:
They don’t think it be like it is, but it do
- Comment on Progress 1 month ago:
It’s a beige house that’s slowly turning yellow.
- Comment on Sleep Guide 2 months ago:
with a fan for both cooling and that sweet white noise.
- Comment on #freepenisman 2 months ago:
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
- Comment on true true 2 months ago:
Even funnier when it’s in a Lemmy container Image
- Comment on You can't make this shit up 2 months ago:
It’s a fake novelty check. Someone else probably just drew a fake Trump “signature” when it was made.
- Comment on Where is this located? Asking for a friend... 2 months ago:
That makes it even worse, because the S is intended to be shared, but not the Y. Just all around bad design.
- Comment on He comin' 2 months ago:
A møøse once bit my sister…
- Comment on Round of applause please 2 months ago:
- Comment on 🤔🤔🤔 2 months ago:
Speed-running the relationship
- Comment on Thagomizer 3 months ago:
- Comment on Florida Says It Plans to End All Vaccine Mandates | The state would be the first to scrap requirements that children be vaccinated to attend school, among other rules. 3 months ago:
Darwin would be proud
- Comment on Florida Says It Plans to End All Vaccine Mandates | The state would be the first to scrap requirements that children be vaccinated to attend school, among other rules. 3 months ago:
…this will kill a lot of kids.
It will kill adults, too. Those with a weakened immune system, the elderly, etc. The kids may be healthier and better able to survive something, but they can still bring it home and spread it to others who are more susceptible.
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 3 months ago:
“Dammit, what idiot set this up this way?” <checks logs> <you were the last login>
- Comment on bmw 3 months ago:
Probably taught by a parent who just passed along their own bad driving behaviour
- Comment on Milliamp-hours per hour 3 months ago:
“Honey, can you come down to the bank? I need you to put in your PIN number at the ATM machine, as ASAP as possible!”
- Comment on Tweet Dreams 3 months ago:
“Baby, those tits are lit”
- Comment on When you're used to eating trash, but are trying to make healthier choices 3 months ago:
French too: “pomme de terre”
