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Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings

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  • gork@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn’t smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a “what the fuck are you looking at?” scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.

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      • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If you are so high you did that, you shouldn’t be driving

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      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That is problematic for several reasons. I hope you have gotten help since then.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I love when you practice it in your head about forty-three times and when you get up to the head of the line you awkwardly smile for an embarrassingly long period of time before you realize you didn’t actually say anything yet.

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “What’ll ya have?”

      “Good thanks, you?” (fuckfuckfuck)

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I promise you, the minimum wage workers don’t care

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      • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Enjoy your meal!”

        “Thanks, you too.”

        “…”

        “…”

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then I realize the place is closed and follow the trail of broken glass back into the night.

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  • korazail@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ve been high in public just once. Had a friend take me on a random adult playdate. We had a sober chaperone and the rest of us were enjoying that 2008 farm bill. It was simultaneously the most interesting and terrifying time I’ve ever had. It was nice to just exist and attempt to talk like a rational human with friends who knew what was going on, but any time someone else (like a waiter) tried to interact with me, I turned into the OP image and was like “Just act normal!”

    Was a neat experience that I will never repeat.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      why not repeat?

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      • korazail@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        For me, it was just uncomfortable more than it was fun. Most things are worth trying once.

        I’d rather order in, have an edible and hang with friends at home instead of going out.

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah i’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number SIX with EXTRA DIP! Two number forty fives, one with cheese and a large soda

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    • mosspiglet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is where I go wrong, I practice it, I’ll mess it up, I just have to wing it, 60% success rate

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    • DrSleepless@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh man I didn’t want McNuggets but I guess I’ll eat em. Daaaamn these are crazy good

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      • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Damn straight, but I’ll salad sometimes and be like wrf did I do?

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  • lelgenio@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thinking: Can I get a Big Mac with pickles and to drink a small coke?

    Speaking: Can I get a big man who tickles a small twink on coke?^1^

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tell me more about these beef wings…

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’ll get whatever the person behind me ordered

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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    hello i would like a burgget meal

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I’ll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All you had to do was place the right order, CJ!

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  • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    practicing my order in my head

    And that smile slowly fades away as every person in front of you never bothered to check the menu whole waiting in line so you end up standing there for 10 minutes

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  • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I do that irrespectively of the current degree of high

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    haven’t seen a line in McDonald’s in years, you have to use those god awful kiosks

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the kiosks don’t have lines?

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  • trijste@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Nothing more human than self defining as ape like and monstrous but capable of chill exchanges

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Widdly scuds?

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    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Order #2319, coming right up.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ultra Classic.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cheese preenish

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think this song might be…as the kids say… [youtu.be/1OqG8ez6On4](a banger!!!)

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Its like a bell curve but instead the y axis is your iq(or i guess it should be eq in this case) and the x axis is your age. When i was small i was always nervous ordering so i would practice it in my head, then i grew up and became better at it and stopped being anxious and then even later i started ordering at the local pizzeria while high as hell which basically circled back to me being 8 💀

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  • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ewe McDonald’s nasty ass shit burger turns ya orange and dumb

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  • Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And driving a car. . . .

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