A land war between Canada and the US? Canada’s only hope is in winter. But no matter what it would be an insane blood bath. People from both nations would switch sides, but US civilians have more than 10 guns per Canadian and rednecks from all over would show up hoping to taxidermy a syrup slinger.
I have a plan
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doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 hours ago
TransNeko@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The Geneva Convention war crimes list exists because of Canada. If it’s on the list… it’s because Canada did it to the extreme. America would be fucked.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 22 minutes ago
There’s probably coming a time when America will be fucked but Canada isn’t it.
rockandsock@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Let’s make it happen cap’n.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 36 minutes ago
It feels weird rooting for another country, but the USA sucks big donkey dick right now. I’m team Iran or anyone who assassinates or abducts trump. Fuck em all.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members… Well, there’s not much we could say about it except thank you.
Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 22 hours ago
The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Operation Epstein Fury
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’m never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like “holy shit is that actually what they named it”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
And it would be true.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do… You can stay. You don’t have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective reasons proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day…
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.
Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.
homes@piefed.world 1 day ago
I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments there. Can you just gas it instead?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable
expatriado@lemmy.world 1 day ago
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 1 day ago
They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
joshcodes@programming.dev 1 hour ago
It was the British and they didnt burn it to the ground so I’m not sure why people think thats what happened. It was a retaliation attack for the US fighting in Canada, sure. But they weren’t Canadian troops.
They didnt burn it to the ground because the building burnt too fast for them to get the fire hot enough. The outer walls and bits inside were still standing. I believe the British even ate dinner in the house because the chef had prepared it for the president or something but I couldn’t find a source for that.
homes@piefed.world 23 hours ago
Lmao
MTZ@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.
robocall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The bombings are a small price to pay
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 1 day ago
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
The people we wouldn’t like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
A neutron device will suffice.
Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
sartalon@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
MTZ@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
There are like 9 conservative/republican people in this entire city. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 22 hours ago
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
cmbabul@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 11 hours ago
i know a wide range of Appalachians who’d be helping
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Well actually
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country
MTZ@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
The American way.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Different situation being talked about here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I lose track of all your terrorist attacks, Americans are garbage
smeenz@lemmy.nz 16 hours ago
Here, I’ll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
iatenine@piefed.social 20 hours ago
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
Etterra@discuss.online 20 hours ago
1812: Canada Strikes Back
BreadOven@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
slemptastrophe@piefed.social 20 hours ago
Would you? Please?!?!
demonhunt@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.
yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Yeah it’s as if we haven’t been regularly commiting genocides in the middle east for the last few decades now.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
That’s his job, a punchable public face for all of our contempt; it’s the first job he’s ever had, and he’s not too shabby. Late bloomer.
What clowns are next? Can we find anyone as despicable?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where do I send my $1.05?
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
To me this attitude is the equivalent of telling a comedian to “stick to comedy” when they make jokes about politics, or how “woke” sci-fi is when they make commentary on society.
These things are intertwined, to a large degree.
maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
if only we didnt rely on oil. we would never need the Yemen Pipeline to steal oil in any way possible with the excuse that were spreading democracy. Ohh yeah we need coal and not electric. Who would fund the Gaza resort with a big golden statue?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Tbf main money is from military industrial complex and polymarket these days no?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
i’d kick into the gofundme
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 20 hours ago
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
Will you take a check?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Cheque.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
I didn’t pay extra for the French checks. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Oui oui.
voaw@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil
Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Please
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Can we start a GoFund me?
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Skip DC and just deliver the just desserts where they are needed most.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I think America needs a taste of its own medicine. They need the war to come to their soil for once, so they can stop playing war in everyone else’s home. I can’t wait for cheap drones and military strikes to start happening inside the us mainland. They will act indignant, like victims, like “how could they bomb our homes??” Thats what you terrorists do to everyone else, it’s your turn to be afraid
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
So… you are aware that Congress but ZERO to do with this war.
This is not America’s war.
It is the war of a petty would-tyrant.
That’s plain and simple.
Wishing harm on people who had nothing to do with it makes as much sense as wishing harm on yourself.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
How would you feel if Canada
🥂
Okay, what about Mexico
🤬
Draegur@lemmy.zip 10 hours ago
… At this point i almost wonder if Mexican federal leadership would give our states a better shot at self determination.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Think of how the Iraqis felt. Imagine seeing your nation’s leader pulled out of a dirt hole, disheveled and shitting himself, only to be swiftly killed.
Not so funny now, is it!?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I don’t get it, still funny to me
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
(That was the joke. Another appealing prospect.)
Teppa@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
What if Trump was murdering protestors as well?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
So how many people should ICE send to concentration camps before Canada is ethically allowed to start bombing a girls’ middleschool?
desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
Yes.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Why stop there?
They’re just the “face”, get the brains, too
BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 30 minutes ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_Has_Fallen
Watch. Laugh. Enjoy.