The Canadian government can even say It’s an operation to take care of pedophiles.
I have a plan
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And it would be true.
Wilco@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Operation Epstein Fury
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m never gonna stop reading this as Furry and being like “holy shit is that actually what they named it”
ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Don’t threaten me with a good time, Canada.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
America requires denazification. We will be greeted as liberators
cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Depending on location this ain’t even a joke, Washington state would be happy I can tell you that much
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
i know a wide range of Appalachians who’d be helping
merc@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The coastal part, sure. The mountain area of Washington is pretty conservative.
slemptastrophe@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Would you? Please?!?!
iatenine@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
War of 1812 is getting a sequel?
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
1812: Canada Strikes Back
BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
War of 1812 2, electric bugaloo.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Where do I send my $1.05?
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
To me this attitude is the equivalent of telling a comedian to “stick to comedy” when they make jokes about politics, or how “woke” sci-fi is when they make commentary on society.
These things are intertwined, to a large degree.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Will you take a check?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Cheque.
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Oui oui.
SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I didn’t pay extra for the French checks. Just regular American checks are good enough for me.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 weeks ago
Here, I’ll even help you spell mar a lago correctly, so you can find it on a map.
ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
I have 5 dollars. Will that help?
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Can we start a GoFund me?
Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Do you promise, Canada? Really promise? If you do… You can stay. You don’t have to go. Let all of our regions be vassals until each respective reasons proves itself worthy of becoming a province. The province of New England would welcome you as liberators and celebrate your arrival as the new independence day…
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As a Nova Scotian, I welcome New England as our next province.
Just leave your sports teams behind. They can move to Delaware.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Given recent precedent, targeting world leaders to effect regime change seems to be fair game. If someone were to, say, take out the president, vp, and all the cabinet members… Well, there’s not much we could say about it except thank you.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump’s in the hospital, they might need to hurry if they want that honor.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
How would you feel if Canada
🥂
Okay, what about Mexico
🤬
Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
… At this point i almost wonder if Mexican federal leadership would give our states a better shot at self determination.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i’d kick into the gofundme
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
well they are all living on bases, so it wouldnt be that hard to target them with bombs and take them all out at once.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Big autistic reporter Michael Falk energy.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’m so sad they stopped doing those. I loved them!
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hopefully he’s in his happy place now… stacking crates.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Am I going to hell for laughing at this?
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Nah, as a fellow autistic, I can tell you it’s ok to laugh at it. It’s funny because it’s accurate yet funny. I’ve never found it offensive.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Can you stack your family?”
If you’re going, I’m coming with you. —An autistic person
smh@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Also autistic. Seconding that this is hilarious. I’m with the reporter, the prisoner makes prison sound like a good place to be.
I stacked paperback books as a toddler, straight in a line. My dad taught me to do them in a brick pattern for stability.
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, I wouldn’t like it. No country should bomb another and force regime change. I don’t care how shitty the leader being replaced is. I want Trump gone, but not like that. I know this is a joke, but I feel like this needs to be explicitly stated.
sartalon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean isn’t this post kind of asking for consent?
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unless that one person is god emperor of the country, no.
mimavox@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Why must it be explicitly stated? Do you think the thread will inspire Canada to actually do this otherwise?
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It needs to be explicitly stated because there are still people who don’t understand that violent regime change is wrong.
Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m glad the allies didnt have this attitude at the start of ww2.
TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The allies? Like the US, who didn’t declare war in Germany until after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941, two years after Germany invaded Poland? Like the Soviet Union, who signed a non-aggression pact with Germany in 1939, a pact that wasn’t terminated until Germany invaded the Soviet Union in 1941? Those allies?
desiccated_event@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Yes.
rockandsock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Let’s make it happen cap’n.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It feels weird rooting for another country, but the USA sucks big donkey dick right now. I’m team Iran or anyone who assassinates or abducts trump. Fuck em all.
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Mara Largo? The home of the bone apple tit.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well actually
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Then when their terrorist bombing plane gets shot down, they want the world to weep for the invaders who got shot down blowing up another country
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The American way.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Different situation being talked about here.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I lose track of all your terrorist attacks, Americans are garbage
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Please, things are spiraling into the abyss.
demonhunt@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I never understand these usian thinking the orange guy is the source of all their problems lol.
yeah he is kind of a pedo clown POS, but its not like he can decide on his own whatever the hell US doing to this world
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah it’s as if we haven’t been regularly commiting genocides in the middle east for the last few decades now.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s his job, a punchable public face for all of our contempt; it’s the first job he’s ever had, and he’s not too shabby. Late bloomer.
What clowns are next? Can we find anyone as despicable?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’m in.
voaw@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If only neolib capitalist states cared about actually liberating people and not just invading, bombing, and regime changing sovereign nations for money and oil
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Please
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
As long as you don’t interrupt my Netflix watching and the shoveling of McDonalds into my mouth breathing face.
Teppa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What if Trump was murdering protestors as well?
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know if you wanna bomb DC. I like a lot of the monuments there. Can you just gas it instead?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable
expatriado@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Lmao
joshcodes@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
It was the British and they didnt burn it to the ground so I’m not sure why people think thats what happened. It was a retaliation attack for the US fighting in Canada, sure. But they weren’t Canadian troops.
They didnt burn it to the ground because the building burnt too fast for them to get the fire hot enough. The outer walls and bits inside were still standing. I believe the British even ate dinner in the house because the chef had prepared it for the president or something but I couldn’t find a source for that.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.
RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.
sartalon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.
MTZ@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are like 9 conservative/republican people in this entire city. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable.
Draegur@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
A neutron device will suffice.
Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The people we wouldn’t like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.
robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The bombings are a small price to pay