YoiksAndAway
@YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip
- Comment on I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion. 2 days ago:
I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been on university work terminals and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of Usenet bound for Mosaic with sweat in my eyes watching Netscape Navigator fight on the shoulder of the internet… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding Lynx off of monochrome monitors and seen usegroups burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…!
- Comment on One trip only 1 week ago:
I want to see the rest where he shuffles on his heels back to the house.
- Comment on Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game 2 weeks ago:
A combination of daddy issues and being a stooge for the necons. This fucker needs to rot in Hell right next to Trump.
- Comment on shut uppp 2 weeks ago:
Thanks! I was just planning on just just checking it out, but when I saw that I could add it to uBlock with a couple clicks, I went ahead and did it.
- Comment on it keeps getting momentum 2 weeks ago:
Yeah! Trump is fucked this time!
- Comment on Shell shock indeed! 2 weeks ago:
Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 3 weeks ago:
“Best before the Rise of the Machines.”
- Comment on Yeah, right 3 weeks ago:
If you ever killed a Little Sister for more Adam, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.
- Comment on Hide & Seek - Difficulty Mode: Impossible 3 weeks ago:
BONUS ROUND: Which one of these four enormous cunts is not an ice agent?
- Comment on You must tell me, please! 4 weeks ago:
Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.
- Comment on The recent Star Trek series are often criticized for "not being woke enough", but I've come to feel the envelope they are pushing is much more radical, bolder, and important to our specific time... 5 weeks ago:
Thanks, I enjoyed that.
- Comment on Flavortown pass revoked 5 weeks ago:
“I felt a great disturbance in Flavortown. As if millions of frosted tips suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”
- Comment on Anon makes an announcement 1 month ago:
Dumbledore’s gonna show you his O face.
- Comment on no eggs were harmed in the making of this video 1 month ago:
[Shitty Robot vibes.](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ/search?query=shitty+robot
- Comment on hotel hell 1 month ago:
“Quaint, rustic, and charming accommodations.”
- Comment on Pizza styles 2 months ago:
That is a poor representation of Chicago style deep dish pizza. And I say that as an East Coaster who prefers New York style.
- Comment on 🍺 🍻 2 months ago:
In my experience academics will often refer to hemiptera as “true bugs”, and not get too didactic about it other than that.
- Comment on Asking the difficult questions 2 months ago:
I saw a meme a few weeks ago by a woman who was convinced that her cats cried for her to make the sun come out or to make it stop raining, not understanding that her powers are limited to light switches and the shower. I assume dogs are the same.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 2 months ago:
I ‘member. How about that time he used Dijon mustard and the time he put his feet up on the Resolute Desk?
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 2 months ago:
“How can we let the reader know that the elephant in the room has autism?”
“Well, how about if we have it wear a button that says, ‘I have autism”, you know, like people with autism do?”
“Brilliant! And how do we let the reader know that the autism is from vaccinations?”
“Easy! We just show a bunch of hypodermic syringes sticking out of it, like all of those vaccine-loving cuck doctors just stabbed it and left them there.”
- Comment on Bats beware 3 months ago:
Damn. That’s more impressive than the snakes that hang from the cave ceiling to snatch bats at dusk. And I was pretty impressed with those snakes.
- Comment on There has been much speculation recently and I would like to make one thing clear. Donald Trump's head game is utter trash. 3 months ago:
He does give greedy bottom vibes.
- Comment on TFW you get the old gang back together 3 months ago:
This man could have been one heartbeat away from the presidency.
EmNNL1P78rsXONy.webp - Comment on Rush 3 months ago:
We need to cook, Jesse, cuz Weird Al ain’t fuckin’ around!
- Comment on You trusted him. He lied. And now all your friends have seen it 3 months ago:
- Comment on [Technology Connections] I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [41:26] 3 months ago:
Cool! This guy changed how I use my dishwasher.
- Comment on May all your socks be damp 4 months ago:
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU!”
No, I’m pretty sure you did.
- Comment on Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? 4 months ago:
Demon Core – It’s what’s for dinner!
- Comment on Order two anyway 4 months ago:
A relationship is a constant state of socialized french fries.
- Comment on Priorities 4 months ago:
Por que no los dos?
