YoiksAndAway

@YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hate the best way to get rid of an old mattress? Wrong answers only. Worst idea I'll actually do.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The West Virginia method: take it outside, lean it against your trailer, and forget about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hear me out: fill the Twinkie with banana pudding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PPE w⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Measurements”. Obviously this beaker never graduated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have a plan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate my opener⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d advise against using the term "grand wizard" .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Science isn't political!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that when Roundup first came out, glyphosate was being held up as a brilliant example of herbicide design since it inhibits a vital metabolic pathway in plants that animals don’t have. They even claimed that the surfactants in Roundup were more harmful than the glyphosate itself. I guess that claim didn’t hold up too well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a main dish for us. With the caramelized onions on top and a dollop of sour cream it’s really quite filling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t have lentils nearly as much as we should, but when we do, it’s usually mujadara. Here’s a pretty basic recipe. There are fancier ones out there on the internet, but I like to keep it simple and easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨send thoughts and peer review⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s amazing the degree to which they can compartmentalize. When I was doing my post-doc there was a tech in the lab who was a young-Earth creationist. In a microbiology lab. Where we made mutants strains by using selective pressure. He was a good tech and a good guy, but WTAF?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am only now discovering the sheer addictiveness of Sid Meier's Civilization.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have vanilla Civ V on Steam and I was able to get Civ VI with a bunch of expansions for free through Epic. VI has some cool stuff, but I think I enjoy V more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …and nekkid means nude plus a naughty plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, of the three I’d say Ohm is the one laying down the law.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been on university work terminals and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of Usenet bound for Mosaic with sweat in my eyes watching Netscape Navigator fight on the shoulder of the internet… I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding Lynx off of monochrome monitors and seen usegroups burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One trip only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see the rest where he shuffles on his heels back to the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annon relfects on W doing it for the love of the game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A combination of daddy issues and being a stooge for the necons. This fucker needs to rot in Hell right next to Trump.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I was just planning on just just checking it out, but when I saw that I could add it to uBlock with a couple clicks, I went ahead and did it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it keeps getting momentum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! Trump is fucked this time!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shell shock indeed!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp straight to the bin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Best before the Rise of the Machines.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah, right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you ever killed a Little Sister for more Adam, you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hide & Seek - Difficulty Mode: Impossible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  BONUS ROUND: Which one of these four enormous cunts is not an ice agent?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You must tell me, please!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon, if you’re reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The recent Star Trek series are often criticized for "not being woke enough", but I've come to feel the envelope they are pushing is much more radical, bolder, and important to our specific time...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I enjoyed that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flavortown pass revoked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I felt a great disturbance in Flavortown. As if millions of frosted tips suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes an announcement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dumbledore’s gonna show you his O face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no eggs were harmed in the making of this video⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  [Shitty Robot vibes.](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3KEoMzNz8eYnwBC34RaKCQ/search?query=shitty+robot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hotel hell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Quaint, rustic, and charming accommodations.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pizza styles⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is a poor representation of Chicago style deep dish pizza. And I say that as an East Coaster who prefers New York style.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍺 🍻⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my experience academics will often refer to hemiptera as “true bugs”, and not get too didactic about it other than that.