He used to be a Grand Wizard
A high ranking member of the KKK? Racist cat?
Rate my opener
Submitted 14 hours ago by Maven@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Maven@piefed.zip 12 hours ago
No like a wizard who is grand.
Do not allow the racists to steal having a really large staff and going “I CAST FIREBALL” really loudly.
Bahnd@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Workshop it a bit.
High Magus of Canterbery Evil Sorcorer of Dundee Chief Alchemist of Sheffield
The misconception may be noticed and its an honest mistake, but we can work on cat lore.
Etterra@discuss.online 6 hours ago
1/10 You need to learn how apostrophes work.
Maven@piefed.zip 6 hours ago
I, know, no, masters. My body, cannot be, chained by mortal laws, of grammar.
Etterra@discuss.online 6 hours ago
Take it easy there Mr Shatner.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Well you see, there are two types of OSHA violations. One type is just a company trying to be cheap and cut corners, creating potentially hazardous and libelous conditions for their workers. I’m not in favor of that type. The other type is just people being bored and trying to liven things up a little and really, what’s wrong with that?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Depends if they can wind up deadening things up instead
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 13 hours ago
It’s just a prank, bro. Chill out!
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
make sure a copy of She Comes First is in the background of your selfies (ideally with other books, because reading is hot)
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I thought I already knew everything there was to know about oral, and then I read She Comes First. Now I know for sure, I already knew everything there was to know about oral.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
ok, maybe don’t mention that on a date - unless you can swing it to sound more like you know how to actually please women and you aren’t just lacking humility
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
If that doesn’t get you laid, nothing will
Maven@piefed.zip 6 hours ago
Still no reply so it’s not looking great.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Her(?) loss. You have your priorities straight and know how to please a lover. Their loss
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Cats AND talk about OSHA violations? Sign me up.
What are your opinions on the use of fall-restraint devices when operating Group A MEWPs such as Scissor Lifts?
Kathmandu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Above like 12 feet, ya. But required all the time???
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
So on one hand wearing a harness with a Class 2 SRL type yo-yo should keep a person inside the scissor lift to prevent falling out of the basket, but in the event of tipping could it endanger the person by preventing escape?
Is it necessary to wear personal fall protection when there are guardrails with toe guards in place to keep the person inside the platform, provided the person closes the gate, follows proper safety precautions and keeps their full body inside, doesn’t lean, or stand on the railing?
Generally I lean towards, follow the GC recommendations, then the manufacturer guidelines. If either says wear it, wear it. If not, that’s a personal choice. Tho I’m open to argument.
jeffep@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Does he have sex with other cats now?
Maven@piefed.zip 12 hours ago
No he lost his balls in the transformation
jeffep@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
… as so many of them do! Sad!
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 14 hours ago
I’d advise against using the term "grand wizard" .
Maven@piefed.zip 14 hours ago
Yeah I fully didnt think about it until my friend from the south noticed after I’d already sent it.
Thankfully my cat isnt a racist, he’s actually cool and based and epic and used to dress like this:
Bugsy irl
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
You have a very cool cat. Give Bugsy an extra treat for me.