Submitted 2 weeks ago by Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club to [deleted]
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Evolution sucks. Look at the recurrent laryngeal nerve:
Instead of going 2 inches from your brainstem to your larynx, it goes all the way to your aorta, wraps around it, then back up. This serves absolutely no purpose and is like that because of random, gradual evolutionary changes.
Maybe its like a pcb data trace, needs to be a certain length to deliver signals in correct timing. That was just a convenient route to prevent tangles
Oh my god, they’ve assimilated Sweden!
Hey, yeah. They’re all about perfection; why are their cables all over the place? Only the Queen seems to have any cable management worth a shit; and it’s basically just to make it look like she has a pony tail.
“We are perfection.” You sure about that? Your guys shamble about, instead of adding appendages you remove them, there are loose cables everywhere that catch on everything, and your ships CLEARLY have inefficient use of space if a Galaxy-class starship is capable of maneuvering inside of it.
With even worse cable management the starship would have gotten tangled, caught in the web of Borg efficiency.
cable management like this is all well and good until it’s time to unplug any individual item
Velcro ties. Very simple to attach or remove, very tidy, very cheap.
I can get behind this
With how difficult good cable management is, Borg 2 is way more intimidating
He’s a lot less intimidating the moment he needs to turn his head.
To make a Devops quip, “Cattle, not pets.”
Each drone doesnt matter enough to be tidy. They need to be minimally viable, then sent off go do their tasks. They get treated like disposable things, because thats what the collective sees each individual as.
Mmmm, queen cable manager position …
Now you can oneshot that borg, because it’s not spreading out it’s soft spots.
At least they didn’t go to Bluetooth pairing. All my homies hate Bluetooth pairing.
Dear god bluetooth is such an ugly reality that seems like it could have been sooo much better.
NFC where the nuts used to be.
I chuckled pretty good at the Borg!
I mean, it kinda does makes sense - I always knew it was meant to portray their utilitarian nature yet thought that many loose cables & tubes was def a bit of a fashion design choice too.
“Kalkstuff” translates to “geological sample of chalk”.
After looks kinda Rasta!
Um, I might be heading to IKEA in the near future to step my Kalkstuff game up. I use zip ties, and that looks far better.
Borg design always bothered me. “Ooh, a laser! Do you project your own PowerPoint too?”
Comminication in space?
You don’t need to have “Kalkstuff cable management” written twice.
Or the text on the right. This isn’t the Wolverine game, we can see what is going on.
It’s giving an AI slop vibe.
Now this is a good meme. No notes. Better post it before I do :P
Should have given him at least a smirk on the second picture
They had yet to assimilate enough Starfleet engineers to fix that problem.
Niksolo80@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I loved that character. It kind of made the argument that the Borg will self-correct over time if left to their own devices.
Interesting fact: That’s the same guy that played the overzealous SS Officer in Killing Game.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And Stormfront!
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A bit typecast.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
People say Voyager sucks when it has dope ass characters like One. It amazes me. Voyager was always my favorite.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 weeks ago
Which show is it from?
meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Does it come stock with a water cooling loop?
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh no, they assimilated the Taelon!