Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐
Submitted 1 month ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“This place is nasty. Terrible cooks, idiot staff!”
daannii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone should make a PVP game set in a waffle house.
Will you be a front worker or kitchen staff ?
What skills do each get.
For every 5 hours of play, you level up.
Or will you be the crack head , the karen, the racist, the drunk , or the guy who slaps his gf in public. ?
Random assignment each game.
I’d watch.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You could probably work with some artists to knock that together in Mugen or something.
A single-player Final Fight clone would work too, but it would be a handful of small stages: parking lot, inside the diner, and out back by the dumpsters. Destructive scenery and being able to use furniture as weapons would be a big plus. Game/mission types would be king-of-the-hill, time trial, survival mode, and boss rush.
wpb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is advertising. Cute posts from corporate accounts are there for no reason other than creating brand awareness. You reposted advertising.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought it was funny, so I upvoted
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Could be true but I still love it.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
While true, people still want to talk about shared experiences, and this is one of them.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“come to our restaurant and partake in the legal system as a witness!”
baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🤓☝️
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Common Waffle House behaviour
spoiler
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What do they even have to gain from that, hucking chairs at underpaid employees that are just trying to cook breakfasts for people? Who even shows up to a Waffle House, all “I’m gonna make sure to get some felonies before I’m done eating,” and just not even backing down?
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pretty sure meth is involved.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Poor executive control and possibly substances. Consider the dark side of ADHD where “fight” is the go-to response after getting overwhelmed, scared, provoked, or just too tired to think straight. It’s straight dysfunction to be sure, but many of us were blessed with other default responses to adrenaline and bad executive function.
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She got fired for this video, unfortunately. :(
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d love to know why this shit kicked off, but I think “Waffle house fight” will have waaay too many results to find the motivations behind THIS SPECIFIC one.
Also, I love the “Careers? Text WAFFLE to 123456” as if this is a stealth recruitment drive
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just woke up, and I know this is the best thing I’ll see all day.
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’ve been up for awhile. You’re absolutely correct.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lester Burnham jerking off in the shower has entered the chat apparently
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good I love that video. It looks like some jedi shit the way she caught that chair.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I would like to subscribe to more Waffle House content please
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
#include <stdio.h> #include <stdbool.h> int main(){ while(true){ printf("Oh shit\n"); } }
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always want the mouthy camera assholes to get kicked in the teeth.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Normally I’d agree, but this mouthy camera guy was 100% right the whole time: they should train more, because that was embarrassing to watch; they’re tempting jail; and they should be better than this.
tyler@programming.dev 1 month ago
Is he saying “your wallet”?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Y’all wilding,” which means “you’re all acting wild.”
one_step_behind@quokk.au 1 month ago
“Y’all wilding”
["Wilding” ]being unruly behavior.(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wilding)
YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Rookie. Everybody knows that Waffle House employees deal +4 damage if you jump the counter.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh shit.
Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
FAFO House
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A few years back, I had a GF from South Carolina. We have one Waffle House here where I live, but it’s a half-hour drive away so I’d never been. She insisted we go, and now I fucking love Waffle House. It’s like a full step back in time, and one step to the left. I think the employees must need to audition for the job, like a movie or TV show.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“You got a criminal background?”
“No”
“Well, if you do well enough we might be able to look past that”
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Waffle House is definitely like Springer.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Springer wishes it were Waffle House
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
like a movie or TV show.
Last one I went to, the staff were singing together while they cooked. It was phenomenal.
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Waffle House: <aggro> <puffed chest> “Sup brah?”
Janx@piefed.social 1 month ago
Waffle House quality is probably fine. I wouldn’t know, I’ve always been drunk when I’m taken there..
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
So was the staff
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Waffle House with the “Say it to my face, bitch!”
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love waffle House. Its one of my favorite places to eat.
I don’t even need a menu.
I’m also morbidly obese I don’t know if those two things have anything in common.
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah probably just weird coincidence.
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Anyone who rips on waffle house hasn’t been tired, hungry, possibly hungover, and had $10 in their pocket. Eat like a king, bottomless coffee, and no frills food. I’ll take waffle house over Denny’s any day.
SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And the vastly underrated experience of being left the hell alone while you’re eating. None of this pretentious bullshit of having a server coming around every five minutes checking on you like you’re a toddler.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Carl gon learn today.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Waffle House serves the best breakfast in America, period.
Even Anthony Bourdain was amazed at how great Waffle House is.
thorhop@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Wanna feel old?
Cash me ouside, how bout dat?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
This just pops into my head randomly sometimes, and I’ll say it out loud to myself and chuckle
Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How to speed run getting stomped out.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Must be an iHOP guy.
stoly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Although the clientele can sometimes be questionable, Waffle House has really good food for the price.
LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The smell of bleach and feet makes the experience just that much better.
gary215@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
I’ve been going to Waffle House forever and never had a bad experience, I love eating there.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
Waffle House got sumn for ya
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trump burner
TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.
It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all it really had going.
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always assumed Waffle House was never really a destination, but somewhere you end up hungover from your actual destination?
Are there crazy people who actually go there just to go!?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
ags4la_1
passepartout@feddit.org 1 month ago
Remaining use cases for Waffle House are drunk fights and measuring the scale of natural disasters / catastrophic events, see Waffle House Index.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honestly, I like Waffle House. I am also not getting massive meals when I go. My kids get Waffles and Bacon, I get a Bacon Egg and Cheese. Our whole bill is maybe 20 bucks, which after materials and the time involves isn’t much more than at home.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes it’s my literal favorite
Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In my city we just go ro Salisbury house for that
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 1 month ago
No one really goes to Waffle House on purpose.
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Last time I went to Waffle House was for a quick breakfast on my way to buy my girlfriend Plan B.
TwilitSky@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The police? Ambulances?
night_petal@piefed.social 1 month ago
I remember years ago Steak N Shake came out with some promo that was something like “10 meals under $10” and Waffle House responded with I think 15 under $5.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Once when I was in Indiana I went to a waffle house because I had never been. I wanna say it was late 2023. I think it seemed fairly cheap as far as eating at a restaurant goes but that may have just been because I am not from Indianapolis.
I remember thinking the food was alright. I’d definitely paid more for worse.
huquad@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
replace waffle house with fast food and nothing changes
anikahj@ani.social 1 month ago
Yeah it’s pretty sad. Back in high school a bunch of my friends would hang out at the Waffle House sometime between 10pm and 4am several times a week. It was 3.25 for coffee and a waffle. If you forgot your wallet you could usually scrounge under your car seats for change and make it happen. That was about 10 years ago, but man it feels like a whole different time, and just yesterday all at the same time. The cost of everything now makes me sick