TheAsianDonKnots

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Save me from going down a dark path⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To expand on this, AA is run by Christians that tell you only God and the baby Jesus can save you. Then they wait outside the meetings and pass out propaganda pamphlets. Scientology waits outside NA meetings. They are preying on the weak. It’s gross.

  Wrong answers only… who hangs outside Sexual Compulsive Anonymous?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

  80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream 🦕 Big⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll get the sweet tea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like meat's back on the menu!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who CRAVES raw beef like a lot. I beg him to chop up his own, tried showing him how to make a safer tartare and I still catch him wheezing the mince.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Let's unpack this"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My stay at home ex wife who never lifted a finger around the house got into self help podcasts, decided our relationship was toxic, diagnosed me with anger issues, and filed for a divorce. Now she’s stuck with all the chores and trying to live off minimum wage like she did when she was free and in college (15 years ago). She was not ready for this brave new world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... What's Mike Pillow up to these days?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always seemed like a coke problem to me but I never watched his podcasts, just here and there where he was all sweaty and gross sounding like a tweaked out Jessie Ventura.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of March 15th⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a seventh copy of Skyrim on Sunday. I’ve never owned it on PC and I’m going to mod it till I break it. I know I’m over a decade late but that’s what’s happening this week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds aren't real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• What’s the endgame?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Renters have 'easiest time in six years' to find a home, says Zoopla⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No clue where in England you’re from friend but I would GLADLY pay $1,800 USD. A 2br apartment, built 40 years ago is $2,400 and includes an obese upstairs neighbor that makes every ceiling joist creak on their 20th trip to the fridge.

  Sad part is that there are new apartment complexes being built that are even more expensive with worse build quality… but they do that while community amenities thing so people fall for things like “free” propane at the grills, a 24x7 dog park, or decked out gym. All things you’re still “paying” for in your ridiculous rent price.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WH doesn’t deserve an employee this dedicated. I hope she went on to better things like security or setting fire to the bourgeoisie… any job that lets her throw down from time to time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That chair redirect was amazing. You know after taking that beating she was in full time dilation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Waffle House: Pull up then. 😐⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waffle House has raised their overall prices by 96% since 2020. Hash browns increased by 110% and coffee went from $1.80 to $3.15. At one point, they added a $0.50 cent surcharge per egg due to the shortages caused by the avian flu.

  It’s easy and cheap to make breakfast at home with 50% less grease. Waffle House ain’t cheap anymore and that’s all it really had going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean virus⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goya, the company that paid Trump to shill those shitty beans in the Oval Office. Our world has become a constant Onion headline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkers, not chess.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an ambitious perspective for a stick figure artist. I respect the effort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Secret message in the cemetery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, man. I just got here. Chill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 4 and 8⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You seriously underestimate my ability to invest 🤓

  $20m in seed funds would be amazing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll take 4 and 8⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #5 to invest immediately and #4 to afford 2-3 and 6-7 over time, without noticing the draw on my account. With decent yeilds on investments, I’ll be getting lots of things for “free”. Swapping bodies with a celebrity is creepy, no thanks. Marriage? Never again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're all a little gay inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All I’m hearn’ is something something something I oughta gut you like a pig. 🐷 🤟

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turns Out They Didn’t Really Want You To Bring Your Whole Self To Work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly! And the city my office is in, is bougie as fuck. There are no sandwiches under $12. These dudes were going out for executive lunches @$50+ per person. They would invite me and I’d say the same thing, “what? No. You know how much you pay me”… and they would laugh every time, walk across the parking lot, and go drink themselves silly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turns Out They Didn’t Really Want You To Bring Your Whole Self To Work⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had an old boss that said RTO was because the service business’ were loosing money. Thing is, only upper management could afford to live near work. I lived 4 cities away and had an hour commute each way. Who was taking care of my community?

  …all while I watched every service business price themselves out of existence while still taking advantage of their staff’s wages.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s hard for Americans to understand life outside of the big cities in Japan. There’s just no other races but Asian. Indian food, Korean/Chinese labor, and Malaysian tourism. Seeing a white person in some cities is like seeing Big Foot. The point being, if you try to speak the language, nothing else matters to the Japanese. Even if you’re shit at it (like me), the respect comes from the attempt to speak Japanese, not the fluency.

  One trick. If you get REALLY lost and need to get somewhere, hold a train map upside down and hopelessly stare at the ceiling. A nice elderly person will usually stop to help you… again, because you’re trying to understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a point we can track down when we stopped caring about doctors, nurses, teacher, etc? And thought it was a great idea to pay atheletes millions and screw everyone else?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure why OP or other comments are so hung up on the Athlete part? One of the most famous and wealthiest athletes of all time was a Roman charioteer. Gaius Appuleius Diocles was a celebrity across empires and predated doctors, Jesus and the radio. The only people that got paid more than Gaius were landowners/lords, which is still true to this day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a point we can track down when we stopped caring about doctors, nurses, teacher, etc? And thought it was a great idea to pay atheletes millions and screw everyone else?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  1980’s Reaganomics, early recession, rising inequality, “greed is good” culture, heightened Cold War tensions, the emergence of the AIDS crisis, and societal shifts towards consumerism. The 80’s was also a time of technological boom with computers, MTV, and cultural dynamism, with critiques often focusing on increased individualism, materialism, and social challenges.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uphill both ways in the snow, too! Ong, no cap!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not ice cream, unfortunately. It’s like an ice pop/bomb pop, but goopy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uphill both ways in the snow, too! Ong, no cap!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To expand on this post, high fructose corn syrup doesn’t freeze right so it was just a goopy sticky mess of a toilet paper roll. Not unlike your drunkle Bob’s morning Choco Belagio Festivo, or the biggest fountain this side of the rio grande. Poor aunt Evelyn. That woman is a saint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sweet ancestry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So in the US, the joke is “I’m 10% Cherokee princess”, which is just a blonde white girls way of excusing their own racism when it inevitably falls out of their dumpster of a mouth.

  I can usually disarm it with “yeah I’m half Japanese and half American, I can’t tell which side I hate the most”

  I’m wondering if that Irish-German-Russian-Scottish is a similar “wise coverage” play? I don’t know, just guessing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jealous much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Corn really needs a flared base. I’m still trying to work my way up to onion girth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jealous much?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck corn. All my homies fuck with onions.

• …but why male models?
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