Shell shock indeed!

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• Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My wife got one of these tortoises. It was so cute 8 years ago. Now it fucking 60lbs and growing! Don’t get one of these without looking them up first. My favorite line from the care sheet. It says, if you don’t mind mucking up after a pony…

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And will probably live longer than you.

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  • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s an African spurred or Sulcata of anyone is still interested.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cool turts don’t look at explosions!

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Strong shell and feets for marching!

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• engywook@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Video: inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=7etv_-Rnub4

  Pretty great slip from the anchor saying, “The fire started inside the shell… inside the shed…”

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Unmute to hear the tortoise cursing

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Scrambling?

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It might be hard to see with the speed blur, but the tortoise is in the center bottom of the photo in front of the grass.

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    • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You sure SLAMMED that guy with your comment!

      (Exaggeration in headline languages is insane these days)

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s just doing it in slow motion to look cooler.

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• Kage520@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m really surprised no one photoshopped in a Mario with the fire flower

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Slow news day?

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The only witness huh? Sounds like an inside job to me

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• YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your tortoise overlords HATE this one simple trick!

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