FordBeeblebrox
@FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 1 week ago:
Eventually the tail offers to curl up and carry you, then we’re just a step away from the Wall-E chairs
- Comment on Please bro 2 weeks ago:
HAVE NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES SEEN TERMINATOR
Why are we suddenly in such a rush to invent Skynet?
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 3 weeks ago:
There’s a shop in Salem called Bunghole Liquor, always someone out front taking a photo in front of the sign and I think they have a 2nd location now
- Comment on Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth 4 weeks ago:
If you say things with enough confidence, maybe toss in the phrase “AI” somewhere…yeah you kinda can just create money from nothing.
In entirely unrelated news grocery prices go up.
- Comment on It would get old fast 4 weeks ago:
That’s Kenny’s house
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 5 weeks ago:
Come on down, the address hasn’t changed.
- Comment on Anon plays Skyrim 5 weeks ago:
Fortunately our most handsome politicians came up with a cheap last minute solution!
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 5 weeks ago:
As a lifelong 49ers fan I have a little extra hate for all the white maga chuds in their red hats.
- Comment on I'm doing my part! 1 month ago:
My nest app tells me the same, while there’s a strip mall of 8 stores with neon bright signs that stay on 24/7 directly across from my apt balcony. I’d have a great view of the mountains in the AC but nah the fuckin tanning salon deserves that juice
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 1 month ago:
That little baby new account icon and comment history are two ways to check for bot, bad faith or both. Not saying you are, but it’s one of the flags
- Comment on Didn't ask. 1 month ago:
They didn’t destroy Earth to build a bypass, the bypass was built around us
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 1 month ago:
Yes but all the pessimism is posted via Linux so it’s more authentic
- Comment on Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account 1 month ago:
I could use a nap, cheers friend
- Comment on we are creators 1 month ago:
Unfortunately we’re just getting started in the sanctuary districts, sure would be nice if we could just skip WW3
- Comment on we are creators 1 month ago:
Bunch of real hoopy froods there
- Comment on Republican Pride 2 months ago:
It was the opposite in SLC, fireworks were going off all over for a good 5-6 hours. I surmised everyone was just lighting off all the stock they had since tariffs and drones are going to make them more expensive and dangerous than they’re worth.
Still got a pile of bottle rockets and Roman candles in the closet but lately I feel more like pointing them at masked white dudes than doing anything to celebrate America
- Comment on Has Xbox Considered Laying One Person Off Instead Of Thousands 2 months ago:
I’m having a similar experience with the PS5. Been playing since Gran Turismo on the PS1 and have it in the living room with multiple controllers. Thing is…like you said there’s no couch coop anymore, if 3 of us want to shoot zombies on the same map it just can’t but 2 player is there…with giant black bars on the sides to make it 4:3 on my 65” tv.
We’ve spent more time playing Balatro than COD the last few weeks, smaller cheaper games are simply a better deal right now with the price tag and all the mtx
- Comment on We really don't want to talk about our problems 2 months ago:
My therapist is taking two weeks off for their own mental health, been hearing the same woes from everyone and it’s weighing
- Comment on Amazing Grace 2 months ago:
Spend the money on more books for kids, so we have fewer regressives in the future
GNU Dolly
- Comment on Always there 2 months ago:
The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players…it’s a great product of its time
- Comment on Best selling toy 2 months ago:
Love it, but I take issue with republican whale and democrat dolphin. Clearly the mice and dolphins have realized humanity isn’t gonna fix itself and are sending the orcas after prime targets
- Comment on Devil May Cry isn't that great of a series 2 months ago:
I would like more Onimusha please
- Comment on Harris Yulin Gave 'Deep Space Nine' One of Its Greatest Performances 2 months ago:
Had their own fleet too. Garak would probably like it more if you called him a simple tailor with a wink than a soldier.
- Comment on Why do people like Mario Kart? 2 months ago:
Can’t finish the race with an empty beer, better to chug first then shell everyone else on your way to victory.
- Comment on The audacity 2 months ago:
New game+, you start with your own funeral debt
- Comment on The joy of quitting a shit job with an asshole boss 2 months ago:
And force you to train your replacement to remind you how disposable workers are.
- Comment on He's in the weather patterns 2 months ago:
Gonna need more tiny ventilation fans
- Comment on You really have to reach back to remember how THIS worked in your car 2 months ago:
I had an Acura with the disc changer in the trunk, I imagine the moving parts right behind the firewall would not fare well for long in heat. You’re right though, the move to burning MP3 CDs felt like you had almost infinite space for all your bands
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 2 months ago:
Fully agree, no laugh track is a positive selling point for me. Happy Endings is a similar show set in Chicago and since they don’t rely on canned laughs the jokes and characters are actually written rather well, shame it didn’t get as much attention for more seasons
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 2 months ago:
I’ll watch anything with Timothy Olyphant or Giancarlo Esposito in it, but I can see why you’d say that. The scooter race was laughable and enough with the same damn desert planet already.
