FordBeeblebrox
@FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
- Comment on Either way, I'm getting super drunk. 5 days ago:
If you have two pizza boxes, you can just use them to line up each other
- Comment on Xbox president: Studio closures will ensure 'business is healthy for the long term' 1 week ago:
Nor the employees, only the capitalist benefits
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 2 weeks ago:
“this step will help us continue to build a community that you are all proud to be a part of”
Someone is selling ad data from this, not entirely sure if it’s Sony or dev or both
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 2 weeks ago:
But that’s what makes it artisanal and an extra 3.50
- Comment on Helldivers 2 Players Express Frustration On Steam As It Will Soon Require A PSN Account 2 weeks ago:
Well, it affects me in that now I know not to buy this game and support such a scummy practice.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
My 99 outscores your 97. Shit for brains is gender neutral and seems to apply to someone who has difficulty operating a trash can. Also the ASVAB is an entry test for everyone, go take the NFQT then come brag about your score on the interwebs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Getting a 99 just means you’re smart enough to get fucked by the green weenie in any of the available jobs. It’s also the first step everyone does, if you’re going for something like nuke school they give you harder tests. OP is pretty amusing with this though.
- Comment on Xbox Console Sales Are Tanking 2 weeks ago:
I have a buddy with a catering gig who works on film sets all over, an RV trailer with kitchen and a tv and Xbox in the back that we’d fire up in between meal times. No wifi when you’re filming a snowboarding video in the mountains …if they force that into every game then him and people like him will just stop buying new games altogether.
- Comment on Man Sues Dealership After Loaner Car Gets Reported as Stolen 3 weeks ago:
“Threatened to shoot Jamie if he did not follow his instructions”
Willing to kill, over a car. ACAB
- Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping 4 weeks ago:
Whenever I’m driving and the song on Apple Music pauses to buffer, I pull over and call Bill Gates to ask why the 5g in my vaccine isn’t boosting the signal
- Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping 4 weeks ago:
Masks trap CO2 and other gases, impeding the breathing process and killing you slowly
…apparently at least 3 years slow, we’ll check back in with Cletus and his sisters(?) next spring.
- Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping 4 weeks ago:
Some have medical degrees and will actively ignore anything that doesn’t fit with the Jeebus.
Religion and capitalism will be the legacy humans leave behind and it’s a shit one
- Comment on I was handed this lovely flyer while grocery shopping 4 weeks ago:
I’ve had it twice now and don’t mind getting close, otherwise agreed on all counts. Let’s hide the
accelerantfairy juice under your chair, you can be getaway driver with clean hands. Tell me you have a rad van with wheel controls - Comment on I miss vegetables 5 weeks ago:
If it’s the only option then sure but picante is far superior
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Shaving cream then crank oven to 400, turn off and glove in is how I did all mine as a youth
- Comment on Discovery will be the first Star Trek show in half a century to end without a single Jonathan Frakes appearance 2 months ago:
Prodigy too, first season was fantastic.
You’ve described precisely how I feel about Disco, Trek is supposed to be about the whole team solving problems but somehow in any century…the destiny of the universe is all about her. Remove deus ex Burnham from the show and it could be so much better. Saru, Stamets and all are great, they’re just background to the Michael story.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
That’s Neptune’s kiss
- Comment on It's just not the same without him. 4 months ago:
RIP King G, always in our hearts
- Comment on life got you down? 5 months ago:
Maybe but lifties are usually the lowest paid and just clock in out and leave. I showed up to make snow overnight and it was always patrol the last couple trucks in the lot.
- Comment on life got you down? 5 months ago:
Is it one person drinking all 6 or a ski patrol group drinking one after work? Ski resort parking lots have loooots of fossils like this
- Comment on Tradition 5 months ago:
¿Porque no los dos?
- Comment on New Villain Actor For ‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Is Hyping Season 5… And His New Ship 5 months ago:
Donkey balls
- Comment on How Long It Takes the Largest Companies in America to Make One Employee's Average Annual Salary 5 months ago:
Considering a large portion of Walmart workers receive food stamps and other benefits due to low income, it would be a huge boost for those folks and lessen demand for assistance on local govts…but nah let’s keep all the money to pay for our drunk driving murder nights.
- Comment on My favorite scene from The Fast and the Furious (2001) 6 months ago:
Definitely worth betting a Gallo engine car on
- Comment on Fantasy rednecks 6 months ago:
At least three, PawPaw and Moonshine were my first though reading this post
- Comment on 7 months ago:
Looks fine on Voyager
- Comment on New Series Watching Plan Feedback 7 months ago:
Prodigy too, currently watching Kobayashi and it’s pure beautiful Trek
- Comment on Any hairs movement feels like a bugs on you, it’s ever more common when you’re hairy 7 months ago:
Yes I feel much better now thank you
- Comment on goodidea 7 months ago:
Same here. Bottle of tequila…let’s fuckin box it out boys!
Bottle of Jameson…I love you all and want to pet the dag
- Comment on And now Bezos is trying to inserts ads everywhere 7 months ago:
What are they gonna do, send a British Navy ship with a letter of marque? Yo ho ho matey