FordBeeblebrox

@FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fact that this is a real image is infuriating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The 1911 is still a fully functional and useful weapon, just sayin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good rant. Sorry from this side of the border, I still can’t fully believe so many of my countrymen voted for the villain

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the life I dream of from my cubicle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically correct, the best kind of correct!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm seriously proud of this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Conversely, I despise the film which tells the moral tale of “if you’re rich enough you can murder people and get away with it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2025 trailer be wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a scene in Justified and similar in some other shows in the years after 9/11. Marshalls are looking for help on some homegrown organized crime types and the FBI tell them “sorry boys if it ain’t about turbans or bombs in the sand we don’t have the money or time.”

  We just sorta never stopped that after 20 years occupying and bombing the wrong country and now we have a goddamn nazi infestation again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful stories like this just make you smile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t ban TikTok⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can back into a space at full speed, lined up perfectly while barely touching the wheel. Parallel parking is something I do so little, I forget how to line up every time and feel like a fool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tawny Newsome Says Live Action Star Trek Workplace Comedy Will Explore Life Outside The Federation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I noped out of that show after the episode where the entire engineering crew spends an hour trying to access the ancient secret data vault that is…some girls iPhone. Trek definitely has better humor as well as poignant and serious topics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diamond market⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We still have the Bell riots and WW3 to get through before the cashless society

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s cilantro indoors. Can’t get it to stay alive more than a couple weeks, I don’t think I’m ready to take care of a whole star.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Republican Flying Doctor Service. It's funded by taxes.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, convicted felon and person the Joint Chiefs named “most likely to commit treason” in the yearbook doesn’t stop you from running again so fuckin why not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Player two has entered the lobby⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chatgpt remembers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give that worm intro music and watch Kittle come flying in with a not staged elbow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those poor kids⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the French hadn’t supported the colonies, there would be no USA today. Their language is gibberish but we could learn some lessons from their revolting and how to march a noble toward the guillotine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember cause we went out for drinks right after the movie, Luigi was always in sight

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good to see AAFES looking out for my health⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The place that has taste testings of Jäeger while you’re in line to buy booze and smokes is concerned about my health now? That’s not the class 6 I remember

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seriousposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One laugh and maybe one or two sensible chuckles, then we’ve got shit to do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My knee gave out at work today and all I could think of was this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  After years of football, my shoulders crackle every time I lift my arms up. It’s ok though, all the concussions mean I don’t think about it much

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure everyone remembers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I could never find chain mail that fit properly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plasticccc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They are shipped on shrink wrapped pallets in boxes. The thing is, your local Walmart/target/airport shop doesn’t need 1500 copies of the latest Patterson novel, they stock a few of each current book in store. Meaning that pallet gets opened up at a hub warehouse and 2-3 books are going to 2-300 different stores along with whatever else has been purchased that week to restock the shelf. That book passes though a lot of hands before you buy it at the register

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plasticccc⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Used to work in a warehouse that did exactly this, can confirm drove a forklift loading pallets of books on trucks and “humidity control” meant closing the bay doors that didn’t have trailers backed in so the snow wouldn’t blow inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would personally just treat whatever direction I'm facing at the time as North and go from there.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same but reversed in the SLC area, mountains mean East. Having lived on both sides, West is definitely better

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post-election blues⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Right down to the rally at MSG, next comes the night of long knives

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Project Insight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was about to say it would just work like the old ski ramp decks but the fans have to be pushing air down sooo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn. 😔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamnit. Dear world, some of us tried but there’s too much bullshit. This is extremely depressing and I fear for all my friends who aren’t straight white “regular” people.

  What the fuck is wrong with people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Hollywood Shot Actors with Arrows before CGI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m searching and all I see is fridge parts and water slides but good tip I’ll keep looking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Hollywood Shot Actors with Arrows before CGI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah. Jumping and diving are two of my favorite things, parachuting into the ocean is a bucket list item.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not worried you're worried⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re going back to child labor in factories and brood mares barefoot and pregnant. Trans and brown folks are going to have a real bad time. I’m a white dude and even I’m afraid of what’s going to happen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you need a stargate, there is one outside of Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And your own Walter, he kept all those SG teams alive

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CALLING IT FOR KAMALA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re the person who talks about a no hitter in the bottom of the 7th, not cool dude.