The insurance hasn’t authorized this procedure, we must get him back.
The audacity
Submitted 4 days ago by diemartin@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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bappity@lemmy.world 4 days ago
if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 3 days ago
New game+, you start with your own funeral debt
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
Omg so true 😂😂
kautau@lemmy.world 4 days ago
lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your incarnated life working to pay for it
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:
Why do they nail coffins shut?
To keep oncologists out.
ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 days ago
Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?
zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”
Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yes.
TimboSlice@discuss.online 4 days ago
In reality, it’d be the executives pulling, not the staff…
Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don’t like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.
Nelots@lemmy.zip 4 days ago
I’m not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here’s the full original image.
spoiler
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist
doug@lemmy.today 4 days ago
Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.
sandflavoured@lemm.ee 4 days ago
why they wearing crocs
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
It’s common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 days ago
They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 4 days ago
They’re also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.
simplejack@lemmy.world 3 days ago
No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.
They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.
atlien51@lemm.ee 3 days ago
American hospitals in 2025:
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 days ago
I owe my soul to the company store
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
Know how I know you’re American?
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
I’m not.
In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it’s life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she’s still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.
Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 4 days ago
you’d think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess… 🤷♂️
Ain’t paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 days ago
Fucking Ghostbusters.
simplejack@lemmy.world 4 days ago
This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist