Amputret

@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speculation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Te Forward is losing containment, I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bounce bounce bounce⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

  I’m so close to a talk with HR I swear to god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst spy ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an energy vampire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The audacity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The audacity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich 2⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Respectful Accountability⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very apology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you’re sure giving low effort vibes here with your obsessive posting and self-congratulation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single-bladed razors are superior!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely horrendous for shaving your head though, unless you happen to have a perfectly nice round head, I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes indeedy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anything…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point, I probably shouldn’t comment when I’ve just woken up. 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And nothing of value was lost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DayZ creator reveals a "Kerbal Space Program killer" with kittens and challenges license owners to sue him⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the plants that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science or some other arcane wizardry PCM⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just for a moment⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pale imitation of Stage 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vin Diesel Is Back as Riddick in These New Behind-the-Scenes Photos from 'Riddick: Furya'⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey the third was a good enough retread of the first, all up until the part where Riddick’s hot bod can apparently cure lesbianism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"So you think YOU know the Worst Latin Name?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so happy that there is a Crash bandicoot in the fossil record.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What a terrible day to have mouths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Ops 6 leak gives naughty players get access to the Max Payne-ish omnimovement system for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but also BLOPS6 didn’t ’give’ naughty players anything. There was a leaked build. It makes it sound like the devs are giving out rewards for shitty behaviour.

  RPS really went downhill after the original 4 writers left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Ops 6 leak gives naughty players get access to the Max Payne-ish omnimovement system for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I having a stroke, or is that headline fucked?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve "White Sands" project spotted on Starfield voice actor portfolio, prompting Half-Life speculation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Half Life 2: Episode 2 - Part Two

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust me i have an art degree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly they should just own it. Have an entire wall of beatific potato head people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard posting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s two words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Own goal': One Nation mocks Robert Irwin's legal threat to sue over cartoon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, is this the same Pauline Hanson who had an absolute shitfit over these little numbers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Underrepresentation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, that’s gluttony, not lust.