Amputret

@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More open-plan shitters, please!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, but like teleport 7” it doesn’t say it’s not repeatable. To be fair though on second reading it does look like a one and done offer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but you’d still be hot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Emoji Recently Added 🫩⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🫩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speculation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Te Forward is losing containment, I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bounce bounce bounce⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

  I’m so close to a talk with HR I swear to god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worst spy ever⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you an energy vampire?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The audacity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The audacity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uncanny sandwich 2⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For a second I thought the tamatoes were another Saddam Hussein meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Respectful Accountability⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very apology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you’re sure giving low effort vibes here with your obsessive posting and self-congratulation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the aliens monitoring our planet know that we are idiots⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, NYD is pretty close to perihelion (according to Wikipedia).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single-bladed razors are superior!⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely horrendous for shaving your head though, unless you happen to have a perfectly nice round head, I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes indeedy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨and we thought our thing with beans was bad⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get that shit out of here, always curdling when I put it in anything…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point, I probably shouldn’t comment when I’ve just woken up. 😞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Typhoo Tea falls into adminstration⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And nothing of value was lost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DayZ creator reveals a "Kerbal Space Program killer" with kittens and challenges license owners to sue him⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, no. Rocket can go fuck himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That spider wants to puke up into that bees insides, so not only is it an entomocidal maniac, it’s also a hypocrite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'd have to hear her argument, but...⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure it’s stated, but I thought the plants that had already been purged by Thanos’ armies, like Gamora’s planet and Xandar were spared the snap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science or some other arcane wizardry PCM⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never get tired of jokes at ancaps’ expense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just for a moment⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a pale imitation of Stage 9.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vin Diesel Is Back as Riddick in These New Behind-the-Scenes Photos from 'Riddick: Furya'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey the third was a good enough retread of the first, all up until the part where Riddick’s hot bod can apparently cure lesbianism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"So you think YOU know the Worst Latin Name?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so happy that there is a Crash bandicoot in the fossil record.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yum⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What a terrible day to have mouths.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Ops 6 leak gives naughty players get access to the Max Payne-ish omnimovement system for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but also BLOPS6 didn’t ’give’ naughty players anything. There was a leaked build. It makes it sound like the devs are giving out rewards for shitty behaviour.

  RPS really went downhill after the original 4 writers left.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black Ops 6 leak gives naughty players get access to the Max Payne-ish omnimovement system for the first time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I having a stroke, or is that headline fucked?