Just pee from the stairs.
Good luck!
Submitted 3 weeks ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to [deleted]
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Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
atomicpoet@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
It’s a performance piece.
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
any toilet is a performance piece if you eat enough Taco Bell
Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Given the current world my first impulse was to see if this was AI generated as it makes no sense. Then I thought that even AI might take such a prompt and reply "no, that's ridiculous." So definitely human made.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
This image is far older than generative AI.
Carmakazi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think I had to use one of these in a fever dream once
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
I get it, there is a uuhhh, floor door? That double as the floor to reach there, then there is a privacy door.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
At least there’s a bum gun
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah, at least it has a bidet!
etchinghillside@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
When you lay the floor down it doubles as a bed!
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
You can rent the space for only $1600/month in San Francisco!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
This is fucking horrible. I want to live here.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’d immediately miss one of those incredibly tall, narrow steps and break my fucking neck. No thanks.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Theyre also not uniform. Notice where they intersect with the wall? its so cool!
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Landlords be like: 1000€ + fees a month
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Oops I crapped on the ceiling again.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
No door? Just letting shit stink flow into the house? Yecch.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No, no.
The door is the front door. You live in either the gaming dungeon below or the kitchen/bdrm upstairs.
Obviously.
udon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Almost perfect. The only design flaw is that the bridge folds away to the side instead of serving as a shielding entrance gate for extra protection. Minimal risk of harrassment, maximum toilet zen time.
Sunschein@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Makes it pretty easy to take your shit to another level.
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
More open-plan shitters, please!
YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 3 weeks ago
Literal shit post
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There is an apartment in Japan that has a toilet exactly like this. The building is essentially triangular and the stairwell is packed next to the narrow corner; this leaves an even smaller triangle where the toilet is. Since the stairwell is outside the apartments proper, so are the toilets. For bonus points, the toilets are unventilated so they’re hot and smelly.
altphoto@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I see there’s a board that allows entry but where fo I wash my hands in this Flanders style home?
janus2@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
no idea if this toilet has one, but building a sink into the top of the tank is popular in parts of Asia for space- and water-saving (the graywater from washing hands fills the tank)
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also if you ever encounter one, it’s common for the tap to run automatically after flushing, which I did not realize and was unpleasantly startled by as a teenage exchange student lol
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Life advice: no courtesy flushing
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oh there is Definetly something ovef the toilet there it could be that. It’s a whole mini package
Chozo@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Personally, I'm glad there's no door. I prefer to shoot from the 3-point line.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
talking a piss as you walk down the stairs