All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin.
Submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 months ago
don@lemm.ee 3 months ago
“Yeah, but you guys can’t access dimension 6-9 simultaneously like we can, so it effectively doesn’t exist for you. Sorry, bud. If your own species’ genitalia are insufficient for copulation, have you considered those of your… (checks info-shard) sheep? They seem to be rather accommodating.”
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Aye laddae dae doan caul meh Queue-manderrrrr (roll the r) MacLambshags ferrr nuh’in!”
Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
FirstWizardZorander@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Arirals. Literally
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Boy what a rabbit hole I just went down
Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This already happened.
There’s a story about a scout ship that landed in the Western Hemisphere of Sol 3, and they decided to talk with the locals.
They offered them anything they wanted from the unitary matter replicator, as a show of good faith.
Unfortunately the counselors had absolutely no idea what a “pothead” or “stoner” was and so the two humans left after each synthesizing a bushel (a long branch around 2 meters tall) of a cannabinoid dense Terran plant.
They lodged their reports that the species on Sol 3 wasn’t intelligent enough to understand technology given they requested herbs/plants from a machine that could produce literally any compound known to nature, including cures for many diseases afflicting their world.
:vivid shrug:
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Whats your reference material? It appears interesting.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Haha, nice try, there is no reference material
Sol 3 doesn’t exist c:
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
ESPECIALLY space heroin…
alaphic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere
db2@lemmy.world 3 months ago
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
You want to go home and rethink your life
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
after you get the space drugs
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
US gov 15 minutes later: “So anyways we’re going to fund NASA with 3 trillion dollars, because…sciencey reasons! Absolutely NOT to get rich selling water to aliens at a ridiculous markup”
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Water? I think aliens can find plenty of that anywhere in the galaxy. There are whole clouds of water vapor, as well as asteroids, planets and moons throughout with lots of ice in space that have as much or more water as we do.
Aliens would be looking for exotic things like the proteins and amino acids in our biology … they’d want to be harvesting us, the animals and plants for specialty parts and building blocks.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
You bet some scientist first question would be “How do you all fuck?” and that would be a legit question.
Winterfrost@lemm.ee 3 months ago
That’s exactly my cousin!!
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If they started raining down as much free insulin and chemotherapy drugs as we asked for, how long would it be before an American pharma company tried to nuke them?
JoShmoe@ani.social 3 months ago
Shows up for a dispensary, walks away from a colonoscopy.
Infynis@midwest.social 3 months ago
Give me a cup of Mek anyday
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 months ago
Any drugs that would work on human would likely be super harmful to you.
don@lemm.ee 3 months ago
“No, sorry, we have only the shit we brought from our home planet. What good is keeping drugs in space, besides irradiating them to the point of being radioactive, and thus completely unusable? You guys are fuckin weird, yo.”
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
What if space drugs are like catnip and it gets the aliens high but does nothing for humans?
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There’s an 80’s movie with a plot like that, the aliens integrate wholly into society and a secret cabal plans to enslave them because laundry soap is like supercrack to them.
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’m just thinking of Alien Nation, with organ meat being a favourite of the aliens, and getting drunk on sour milk.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Alien Nation?
cm0002@lemmy.world 3 months ago
But catnip does have some effect, just none of the downsides of a full drug
What if space drugs are all the fun and none of the bad for humans?