PoopSpiderman
@PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world
- Comment on Would you date someone that uses a hammer? 2 weeks ago:
As an American I can say the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a hammer is a good guy with a hammer.
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 3 weeks ago:
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
- Comment on Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm? 4 weeks ago:
Get outta my head.
- Comment on Modern times require modern solutions. 5 weeks ago:
I’ll take a Xanax spice latte.
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 5 months ago:
Totally performative. Just a bunch of assholes.
- Comment on And if so, one or both? 5 months ago:
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 6 months ago:
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 7 months ago:
I really like the black jellybeans.
- Comment on Life might be a mess, but at least the room is not. 9 months ago:
It is a nice illusion though…
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
But what happens when trump makes america great again? /s
- Comment on All drugs should be legal. Even space heroin. 10 months ago:
ESPECIALLY space heroin…
- Comment on How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ? 11 months ago:
I wouldn’t.
- Comment on How to NGAF 1 year ago:
You dick I fuck
- Comment on Just thinking about what to cook 1 year ago:
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.