What is he on and where can I get some?
I didn't verify the headline.
Submitted 11 hours ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Avicenna@programming.dev 2 hours ago
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Who told them the plan?!
andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 20 minutes ago
Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.
tomiant@piefed.social 11 hours ago
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts
Una@europe.pub 11 hours ago
We are just apes with pants
FatVegan@leminal.space 8 hours ago
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
epicstove@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
aesthelete@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
Godort@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Establishing that good is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
Sabata11792@ani.social 9 hours ago
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I’m not a social person.
Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
saltesc@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least _should_have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening billions of Ife to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 hours ago
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
PKscope@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 hour ago
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work
Holyginz@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
slothrop@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
blave@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
This is how God rays are made, still think it’s worth it?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Gotta watch those crowds.
tourist@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
The actual article rawstory.com/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out… and a press release for the referenced study www.york.ac.uk/…/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
Morphite88@thelemmy.club 9 hours ago
Thank you
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.
The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.
AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
don’t give me ideas
tomi000@lemmy.world 48 minutes ago
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.