Establishing that good is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy
I didn't verify the headline.
Submitted 10 months ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Godort@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 10 months ago
What’s god going to do to stop me? Get stuck to the fridge?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
oOOooooOOOooo look at god displaying my D- in theology to all the kitchen
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
[deleted]saltesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think this is how you find out you’re God. Or at least _should_have god-like powers.How good are you at sadism and are you a cunt to your son? Do you often find yourself threatening billions of Ife to eternal torture if they don’t accept your love and moral superiority while worshipping you for it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the other day i said L̶̟̺̂E̵̖͂̚͜͝T̸͇̫̜̈̈́͊͗ ̵͇̻͗T̸͖̻͕͛Ḫ̴̢̰͇̈́͛̀E̸̛͖̕Ȑ̷̡̤̬͎̇̓E̴̢͎̖̣͂͗ ̸̖͇̀͗͝B̴̬̝̀̌͑͠E̵̫̙̲̣͂̍͝ ̴͎̲̑T̸̗͈͙̿̆A̶̤͍̭̰̽̀̃͂C̷̣͈̄̐̐̚Ō̸̝̣͓͗͗̌S̵̜̗̭͜͝ and lo, there were tacos
so on a scale of 1 to God, i feel about a L Ron Hubbard
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Well they say God watches everything you do and think
PKscope@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.
I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
IF WE ALL FORM A HAPPY FACE SYNBOL AT THE SOUTH END OF LAKE SUPERIOR THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPROVE.
TIRAMISU KS POISONOUS.
FROGS WILL PERMANENTLY REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO BECOME AROUSED IF YOU LOOK THEN IN THE EYE ON A THURSDAY EVENING.
MONEY NOW!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I NEED DONATIONS TO SAVE THE UNICORNS! OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NOTHING TO USE FOR THE LETTER U IN CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS! AND IF THE CHILDREN’S ALPHABET BOOKS ARE INCOMPLETE, FARMERS WILL FORGET TO PLANT ONIONS! AND WITHOUT ONIONS, MCDONALDS WILL GO OUT OF BUSINESS!
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
slothrop@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.
blave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work
Aeri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
Avicenna@programming.dev 10 months ago
Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work
Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
skiguy0123@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The actual article rawstory.com/…/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out… and a press release for the referenced study www.york.ac.uk/…/psychologist-brian-magnetic/
Morphite88@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
Thank you
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gotta watch those crowds.
tourist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
SHIT BRO LOOK OUT
A GANG OF LINUX KERNEL CONTRIBUTORS ARE APPROACHING YOUR HOUSE
THEY’RE HAULING AN IMPROVISED MRI SCANNER
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
tomi000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can’t overcome it?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
can god make a magnet so gay he wants to fuck it
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
God is all powerful, yet utterly powerless to stop people from being gay and doctors from interfering with his will
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Also, he loves you, but if you don’t literally worship him, he will make you burn for eternity.
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
He might need one to save him from those iron chariots he can’t defeat.
epicstove@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Just get the magnets wet and they won’t work
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
What is he on and where can I get some?
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Who told them the plan?!
aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).
Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Yeah just wherever you go recycle batteries, there should be a slot for it.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have you tried sticking it in a tortoise?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 months ago
oooh a Small Gods reference, nice
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When left to rot, god will turn into holy water
Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
itisileclerk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess “Nobody knows what magnets are” is a thing now in US.
kamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I guess the yellow man was speaking on behalf of the average US citizen…
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 10 months ago
looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀
Quexotic@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
2015 oof. Obviously the god killing athiest magnets didn’t pan out
ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Worse than that… they’re probably researching if they can reverse this and make their neighbors racist
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
Una@europe.pub 10 months ago
We are just apes with pants
FatVegan@leminal.space 10 months ago
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts