Any ideas?
Just thinking about what to cook
Submitted 7 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
TotalFat@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.
catsdoingcatstuff@lemmy.nz 7 months ago
Salad
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
cake. obviously. duh.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Lincoln log cabin
yarr@feddit.nl 7 months ago
JoShmoe@ani.social 7 months ago
It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Life lesson.
wabafee@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Cycle of uhh life.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Beans.
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.
lightnegative@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Beef?
In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Gristle and noses.
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The noses make it smell good
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
hperrin@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That’s my kind of pig.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
saigot@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Some beans would go hard with that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As long as I can wear my jants
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Glizzidgerator
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
taanegl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The glizzy fridge, or; the glidge.
krippix@feddit.de 7 months ago
Wurstfach
Agent641@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Burgers.
Postreader2814@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Looks like a highschool party.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Burgers it is!
KISSmyOS@feddit.de 7 months ago
“Why did I even buy all these? I’m vegan.”
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 7 months ago
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
dopeshark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I wonder what movie would they watch
lostme@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming
nifty@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fantasia
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Prey.
It’s fantastic.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeeeeah