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Just thinking about what to cook

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You could throw some kind of …sausage party.

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    • dopeshark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wonder what movie would they watch

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      • lostme@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming

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      • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fantasia

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      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Prey.

        It’s fantastic.

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    • PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeeeeah

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Any ideas?

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    • TotalFat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.

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      • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.

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    • PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.

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    • catsdoingcatstuff@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Salad

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.

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    • TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      cake. obviously. duh.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lincoln log cabin

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  • yarr@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

    bro we should meet up

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  • JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Life lesson.

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    • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cycle of uhh life.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Beans.

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  • GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.

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    • lightnegative@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Beef?

      In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Gristle and noses.

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The noses make it smell good

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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes

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    • hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s my kind of pig.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • saigot@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Some beans would go hard with that.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As long as I can wear my jants

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Psychologist: Denim fridge isn’t real, it can hurt you!

        Jridge:

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        (This is not AI, its real)

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Glizzidgerator

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  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Call the guys over and have a sausage fest

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  • taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The glizzy fridge, or; the glidge.

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  • krippix@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wurstfach

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Burgers.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How many hot dogs would you say you eat in a day, on average?

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  • Postreader2814@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like a highschool party.

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  • Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.

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  • Bleach7297@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Burgers it is!

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  • KISSmyOS@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Why did I even buy all these? I’m vegan.”

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