Any ideas?
Just thinking about what to cook
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
TotalFat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Invite about a dozen friends/strangers/homeless over. Instruct them not to eat for at least eight hours beforehand. Also everyone brings dogs. Build a Jenga tower out of hot dogs on a smallish table of adequate height. Place dogs around the table in the “moat.” Play Jenga with the hot dogs, consuming what is removed. If the tower collapses, the dogs attack the fallen food while everyone screams “meat feast” while downing shots. Person who broke the tower is dragged outside and beaten.
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Now I want to see this as a saccharine page out of an old household tips magazine as a fun party idea for people on a limited budget.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t see any mustard… I got nothing.
catsdoingcatstuff@lemmy.nz 2 years ago
Salad
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Dunno about you but I’m craving a hamburger bout now.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
cake. obviously. duh.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lincoln log cabin
yarr@feddit.nl 2 years ago
JoShmoe@ani.social 2 years ago
It doesn’t matter what you cook. Either way they all end up in your butthole.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Life lesson.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Cycle of uhh life.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Beans.
GiddyGap@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Sorry, but American beef hotdogs are just the worst when you’ve tried hotdogs in other countries.
lightnegative@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Beef?
In think you’re mistaking them for beef-like products. I don’t think they’ve used actual beef since they declared independence from Britain
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Gristle and noses.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The noses make it smell good
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You could actually assemble an entire pig out of that. As long as said pig consisted of only bollocks, lips and eyes
hperrin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s my kind of pig.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Those are all cooked already. Just serve 'em.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
saigot@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Some beans would go hard with that.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
As long as I can wear my jants
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Glizzidgerator
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 years ago
Call the guys over and have a sausage fest
taanegl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The glizzy fridge, or; the glidge.
krippix@feddit.de 2 years ago
Wurstfach
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Burgers.
Postreader2814@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Looks like a highschool party.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You could have a sausage party with all your guy friends.
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Burgers it is!
KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 years ago
“Why did I even buy all these? I’m vegan.”
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
dopeshark@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I wonder what movie would they watch
lostme@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If it’s not Shrek I’m not coming
nifty@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fantasia
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Prey.
It’s fantastic.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Yeeeeah