Bleach7297

@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The point in shitting on HP is to shit on HP. Not sure what other point you’re looking for. Are you concerned that people are going to start feeling sympathetic?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a brother multifunction laser printer scanner thing. It is a cheap piece of crap with flaky wireless.

  Unlike the HP printers I’ve had or worked with, with the Brother I feel like I at least get what I pay for… but it’s a pretty low bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I will happily upvote anything that rags on HP printers, I don’t care how low effort it is. In fact, I would hate to think of someone spending actual effort on anything HP related.

  HP printers have been kicking puppies and insulting your mother for well over 20 years. Wait, they haven’t? Well, after a certain point a company has burned so much good will by making marginal printers, less-than marginal drivers and artificially differentiating inks and toners to such a degree it’s hard to see it as anything other than profiteering… pant pant …that nobody cares if it’s unfair or inaccurate.

  Don’t buy HP. Think of the puppies. Think of your mother, for God’s sake!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak technology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep and there are also fairly cheap strictly photo printers (cheap compared to getting film developed, at least)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bologna cup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s still a ways off, you’ll ruin your pants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just thinking about what to cook⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Burgers it is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fat time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won’t need that exercise nonsense.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How far have you sent your vertical mouse flying off the desk?

  I know you’ve done it. Right after you typed that thing and went to click that button.

  Life is hard for vertical mice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, why not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Scooby and The Gang cornered the wicked Rishi Sunak. “Let’s see who this really is!” Said Fred as he ripped Rishi’s mask off.

  “I-it was BoJo all along!” Shouted Shaggy

  “Rother-rucking rithead rories!” Shouted Scoob as he pounced on BoJo and tore out his throat in a single, efficient motion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Private interests are the ultimate autocracies.

  Let private interests amass huge amounts of resources and you have hugely powerful autocracies.

  Let these autocracies hire so-called economists to convince everyone that they will settle into some kind of optimal state if we just let them be and you have the current situation in the USA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only it was like that⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, you’re entitled to your opinion but I think it’s a bit Kansocentric.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans Against Shitting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone? No?

  Tennish. 🥸

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans Against Shitting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shay, doesh know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Humans Against Shitting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Granted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)