Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
But when will I use Lemmy then?
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Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
But when will I use Lemmy then?
Are you unemployed?
I prefer the term freelance CEO
I work in the food industry. Only time I’m on Lemmy at work is breaks/bathroom
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusEx
market part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.
If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣
Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”
Tampons work surprisingly well.
How many do I need to eat for it to work?
We went from 3 days to infinity?
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
Yeah but this is for all humans. I guess they would all die.
Reading this shitting
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
I’ll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
This really is happening in current events
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
No shit?!
You all are so weird. I love it.
I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It’s still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.
Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
We need VaPOOrise
Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”
I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement
because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours
Not much a movement then. Hopefully you got that loaf out by now.
OP proposed a movement.
And I need a bowel movement.
update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.
ALL HAIL DIARRHEA!
I always leave it behind me. That tends to happen when your digestive system ends with your backside.
There’s support groups for that.
I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting
Yeah I’m a HAS-been supporter and I’m PROUD
It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste
Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…
Born to shit, forced to wipe
You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.
these “stop doing X” memes represent a low point for meme culture. extremely, painfully unfunny and yet ever-present
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!
feck_it@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Until the day you die!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in