Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
But when will I use Lemmy then?
Humans Against Shitting
Submitted 4 months ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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kerrigan778@lemmy.world 4 months ago
lugal@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Are you unemployed?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I prefer the term freelance CEO
kerrigan778@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I work in the food industry. Only time I’m on Lemmy at work is breaks/bathroom
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If I had three wishes, one of them would be to never need to use the bathroom again.
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wish granted. You now have catheter and colostomy bags.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
STOP BEING THE TRICKY KIND OF GENIE PEOPLE!
SapphireVelvet84839@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Everybody jokes but one day there’s going to be a
Cyberpunk|40kMechanicus|DeusExmarket part for purchase, and the world will be further divided by those that need access to sewage and those that do not.Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 months ago
If I could buy an implant that compressed my shit into diamonds, I would be so happy.
tweeks@feddit.nl 4 months ago
Even if that would mean that we keep growing in size, fattening up completely with all we ever consume?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Well no, obviously I would stay the way I am.
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Were you aware that even the butthole itself is an optional accessory that can be removed?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbvLk_R4kPU
Can’t make this shit up 😂🤣
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 months ago
Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Tampons work surprisingly well.
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How many do I need to eat for it to work?
someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
We went from 3 days to infinity?
idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 months ago
*until you die. Which I assume is not too much longer than 3 days.
someguy3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah but this is for all humans. I guess they would all die.
sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Reading this shitting
chickenpotpi@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Shitting is so wasteful. People dont know that you just have to hold it in for a while, so your body can fully utilize it.
Source: I am voice actor for GTA 6.
rmuk@feddit.uk 4 months ago
Oh my god it’s dickvamblerAU. Can you say “boop” for me?
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’ll be sending TP! Thoughts & Prayers 🙏
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Shay, doesh know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This really is happening in current events
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
What the fuck how is lemmy leaking into reality…?
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No shit?!
jdf038@mander.xyz 4 months ago
You all are so weird. I love it.
Resol@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I imagine myself completely exploding after about a week of not shitting. It’s still gonna make a shitty mess everywhere.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 months ago
We need VaPOOrise
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement
because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours
feck_it@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Not much a movement then. Hopefully you got that loaf out by now.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
OP proposed a movement.
And I need a bowel movement.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 months ago
update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
ALL HAIL DIARRHEA!
ArugulaZ@kbin.social 4 months ago
I always leave it behind me. That tends to happen when your digestive system ends with your backside.
LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world 4 months ago
There’s support groups for that.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 months ago
I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah I’m a HAS-been supporter and I’m PROUD
fossphi@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste
over_clox@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…
fossphi@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Born to shit, forced to wipe
original_reader@lemm.ee 4 months ago
You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
brassorchid@kbin.social 4 months ago
gotta do as much disgusting shit as possible for the creepy watchers. this is what they get.
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 4 months ago
these “stop doing X” memes represent a low point for meme culture. extremely, painfully unfunny and yet ever-present
robocall@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I shit every day and can’t stop. I can’t control myself and my desire to shit is so strong, I find myself putting it before my family, friends, job, I’ll even wake up in the middle of the night with the need to shit sometimes. This addiction impacts my life every day. If I don’t shit, I start to think about it and worry.
ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’ve got the solution!
Not eating!
Never eat a single thing again and you’ll never have to be burdened with having to shit ever again!
It’s free, easy and you’ll look great as well!
feck_it@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Until the day you die!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Bro you just gotta hold your poop in