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Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • kibiz0r@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Look, I’m just setting my rent according to an analysis of the current market rate for similar properties.

    Yes, that analysis is provided by the same company that does estimates for the other properties.

    No, I’ve never heard of “price fixing”. Look, your avocado toast is super expensive and it’s cuz the government gave you $600 three years ago so PAY MY MORTGAGE ALREADY YOU EASILY REPLACEABLE COW IN A PEN.

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    • angrymouse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There is no price fixing, if you dont like it, go build your own house, this is free market

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      • Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Clearly they must be giving out free land in good places to live (near were all the jobs are), free materials and free time over there.

        It’s either that or that house you mention is supposed to be made out of opinions and built in fantasy la-la-land, as it’s only how the materials and places to put it in would be endless and free.

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      • bi_tux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        yes, and if you’re homeless just buy a house

        btw, it’s not a free market if it’s controlled by a hand full of companies

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      • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, fuck the poor.

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      • archomrade@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He took the bait boys, get’im

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      • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There’s several layers of ignorance to this comment

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  • Googlyman64@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    god, that must be so traumatizing for that landlord. landlords have it so hard these days 🥺

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    • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah! Do you know some people don’t even tip anymore? Like what happened to the common decency in America?

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    • nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I already had to go to therapy after reading this post. No problem, I’ll just increase the rent to compensate

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I bet she didn’t even tip.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She only tipped the chair. Typical.

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  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One must bring the water to a boil slowly. Now how are you going to have your mortgage paid for? Looks like youll need to delay your Vail ski trip or, heaven forbid, combine it with your Aspen trip

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Goodness, I can’t imagine only ONE vacation per year! Buy a single family home and rent it at twice the cost of the mortgage to make ends meet. It’s hard work not doing anything all year!

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  • JustUseMint@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Perhaps this single mother should’ve tried just getting a better job, or just simply work a second hell why not even a third. Sounds like lazyness to me.

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    • TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Single moms these days need to start pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. What I would do if my rent was tripled, is just reduce my avocado toast intake by 30% and go on a nice vacation with all the additional money I saved up.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hopefully she didn’t damage the ceiling fan with the rope.

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    • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hope she didn’t drip all over the carpet!

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  • nodsocket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sad! She couldn’t stop buying avocados and Starbucks I guess. Well at least now that’s she’s gone you can charge double to the next tenant.

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    • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      buying avocados will kill you

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Should sue her estate for loss of income and emotional trauma.

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Your honor, she never tipped me even once!”

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Single Mother

    One Corpse…

    Sounds like you just got yourself at least one free child laborer

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    • coaxil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Selling off the organs seems like it would be less annoying then dealing with a child longer term.

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  • uzay@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you can’t afford bread, just eat the rich

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  • soloner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This man is definitely not Jesus

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      • SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He is written to be Republican Jesus

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  • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

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  • fosforus@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just mail the child to Effrey Jepstein and you’ll get your lost rent money back.

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    • ZaroniPepperoni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Unfortunately this glitch was patched recently after Jeff’s assa- I mean suicide

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Good news kids! Your mom killing herself in here wrecked the property value so I can lower your rent!

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “But I won’t.”

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  • Spendrill@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The landlord’s here to visit
    They’re blasting disco down below…

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  • Drinvictus@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A landlord getting their ass off of the couch? I’ll believe it when I see it

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  • kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I am fed up with my building. Selling it

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ya gotta do yourself in by the most property damaging means, that way the landlord really feels it where it counts when it comes to cleanup and repair.

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  • realcaseyrollins ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn't it illegal to triple rent immediately?