And if one? How does one decide which?
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
And if so, one or both?
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robocall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shit! That’s how it works? I’ve been using a condom for each ball too! You’ve saved me so much money
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
People just dont understand men’s anatomy
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
People just dont understand men’s astrology
(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Two moons??
the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Only put the one you plan to use
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not the one where the pee is stored.
the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I read once in an article (don’t remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic.
In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’ve always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it’s full of pee
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
BOOOOYAH
chad@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m about to go try this shit at home!
nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Well, I sure don’t buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that’s for sure.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You putting icecream in there?!?!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Yeah, it has nuts.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Cold hard f**k
atlien51@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Wait you guys have more than 1?
biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Found the one ball wonder right here
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
el_bhm@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
What is the rest of the recipe?
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I tried but the condom is too big
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ew girls.
PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 weeks ago
One condom for each ball.
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I try one for both (I’m eco friendly)
TomMasz@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
If they fits, they sits.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
They go in and I mean in
notnotdying@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
13igTyme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One for the frank and one for the beans
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so… I’ve never worn one.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve wore one before, but only one.
it’s been passed down in my family for generations.
TarantulaFudge@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Damn Genghis
Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.
owl@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Makes it look bigger
truite@jlai.lu 2 weeks ago
Are we supposed to put something else in?
Valmond@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sand
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your coin change.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Free cockring.
Zatore@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Only have one, so maybe?
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Yup, all three balls.
stupe@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, it’s an average number.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okarun?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.