And if one? How does one decide which?
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
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And if one? How does one decide which?
It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.
Shit! That’s how it works? I’ve been using a condom for each ball too! You’ve saved me so much money
People just dont understand men’s anatomy
People just dont understand men’s astrology
(Wait, is moon in astrology? Fuck, now I wanna check for real.)
Two moons??
Only put the one you plan to use
Not the one where the pee is stored.
True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.
I read once in an article (don’t remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic.
In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia
I’ve always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it’s full of pee
You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.
BOOOOYAH
I’m about to go try this shit at home!
Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.
Well, I sure don’t buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that’s for sure.
You putting icecream in there?!?!
Yeah, it has nuts.
Cold hard f**k
Wait you guys have more than 1?
Found the one ball wonder right here
You have less than nine? Is it not supposed to be a veritable bunch of grapes down there?
I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.
What is the rest of the recipe?
I tried but the condom is too big
Not just the condom, also the vagina.
Ew girls.
Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.
One condom for each ball.
I try one for both (I’m eco friendly)
If they fits, they sits.
They go in and I mean in
Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.
One for the frank and one for the beans
Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so… I’ve never worn one.
I’ve wore one before, but only one.
it’s been passed down in my family for generations.
Damn Genghis
That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.
Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.
Makes it look bigger
Are we supposed to put something else in?
Sand
Your coin change.
Free cockring.
Only have one, so maybe?
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Yup, all three balls.
stupe@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Three? I’m just sitting over here with one…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there’s gonna be one dude with so many balls.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, it’s an average number.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okarun?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I lent my third to a friend. Can I do with 2 for now?
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Yeah probably, but your partner might think you’re a bit crazy for doing that.