doug

@doug@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘The View’ Goes Hard at Trump After Execs Say Tone It Down⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take what I can get.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Pinching pennies from public resources into private pockets, as harmless as that may seem when it starts, inevitably has the endgame of slavery.

  Unfortunately for them, nobody wants to have kids in the economy they’ve created, and by the time they realize it, their only options are to either raise the retirement age, or open the borders.

  Either way I would not be surprised if we have an upcoming generation of suicide bombers who— because they can’t afford healthcare and don’t want to contribute anymore to the system— take themselves out in a blaze of glory alongside their overlords.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every toddler becomes a hackerman when they find a tablet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Magicians say toddlers are also good at deciphering their tricks since they haven’t yet learned object permanency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Skarsgård Returns as Pennywise in Chilling First Trailer for HBO's 'It: Welcome to Derry⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, I didn’t think the book was all that great, and while I liked the vibes of the reboot I thought it was just OK, but as a horror fan I will trudge through so much shit for a morsel of goosebump moments that I’ll watch whatever garbage you slop up in front of me.

  My expectations won’t be high; I’ll settle for at least one background Easter egg an episode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right next to your bladder, believe it or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like Angelo, Palmer, Sandro, and Rico⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Trumpet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael Bay's "Skibidi Toilet" movie officially begins production⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Chat is this real? Ohio, amirite? On god no cap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  o fuk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOLO⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you imagine having savings in your account and then BAM— hit by a bus? Could’ve had some Taco Bell before you went to the void.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's yours?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Self care is punk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hacking Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  taking those beans results in death. never forget our national anthem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone loves some good food;⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  what the FUCK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cookie Clicker coming to Switch, PS5, Xbox Series X/S⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing beats Stimulation Clicker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or Emma Stone in Aloha, or Max Minghella in The Social Network, or Tilda Swinton in Doctor Strange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Before the gun, the scythe, before the scythe…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABC Claims Nielsen’s Adult 18-49 Multiplatform Ratings Crown Among Broadcast, With ‘High Potential’ at No. 1⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t get into that show. It felt like another smug detective who leaves everyone around them incompetently befuddled and shaking their heads in disbelief and I just wasn’t in the mood for it at the time.

  …it also made me miss The Mick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “K.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a line break. Now I know why you needed someone proficient in MS Word!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a store, they sell clothes, I worked there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chat is this real⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin dab on it. DAB. ON. IT.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No. 1 on the Call Sheet: Bella Ramsey Takes Charge of ‘The Last of Us’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only played the games and haven’t watched much of the show solely because I started to and was like “eh, this is pretty much 1:1 so far for following the game’s beats, and I beat the game like… 10 times. I’ll circle back to it when I’m more in the mood.”

  But I think it’s funny I can very much read between the lines on what must’ve happened recently with some of these TLOU articles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ham toilet⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just a little shitty; it’s still good, it’s still good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I know, that’s why I kind of shrug it off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're still on Lemmy...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The main devs are tankies. That’s all I’m aware of.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bingo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard once that project Cascadia (wherein the west coast separates from the rest of the US) was a Russian-backed effort to destabilize the west and… I hate to say it but I’ve been like “fuck it, you won, get us out of here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bingo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …I mean, take out the “in America,” really.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable conch snails⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Miguel’s giving me Parasyte vibes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i get most of my news something like that⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I get my news from simpsonsshitposts and air raid sirens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ashley Judd looks nothing like Angelina Jolie.