Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself.

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• TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wow, this is the perfect summation of the 2026 state of the union address.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not watching, because trump is the one delivering it. Is there shit falling out of his pants leg?

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  • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for the summary. I’d’ve only watched it if he died mid-speech.

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Same. Just to make sure it was true that the ShitGoblin was finally dead.

      Unless it was from being shot, then I’d watch it every day and twice on Sunday.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    was that tonight?

    I was too busy evacuating my colon.

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    • Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was too busy evacuating my colon

      Ahhh, a reenactment of the state of the union then.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When life gives you children rape and kill them -DJT

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …oof. You’re not misrepresenting him, but man I wish you were.

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• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is the same expression my toddler gets when he’s filling up his diaper.

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• doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ship my pants? ship my pants are you serious?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My favorite part of that is the bald guy went on years later to be a regular cast member of superstore.

    The commercial was probably 2002?

    Superstore was 2018?

    He looks EXACTLY the same.

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    • doug@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I need to watch Superstore.

      Everyone in that ad killed it and I’m always curious about the writer of it (and any other similarly clever ad) if they’re still in marketing where their talents are wasted.

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• ExFed@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Whoa you gotta put an NSFW tag on images like these.

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A broken clock…

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• voidsignal@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  sums up his life perfectly

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