The men’s team immediately turned a massive win into a massive embarrassment.
Epstein arrests: 0. Nancy Guthrie: still missing. The head of the FBI:
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OctopusNemeses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tbf the whole of America is a massive embarrassment at the moment.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social 2 months ago
[deleted]Biscuit@ani.social 2 months ago
Oh no… This guy hasn’t seen the locker room video of the team getting a call from Trump…
It’s straight up embarassing and we are all very disappointed with the team.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 months ago
No, it is definitely very embarrassing for the players as well.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
To be clear, this is not a joke. That’s literally him.
tourist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I haven’t held a bottle at that angle since I was 19 years old
Maybe I could be the FBI director if I start drinking again
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
Anybody can be a part of the Trump Admin.
doug@lemmy.today 2 months ago
by all means dude, keep drinking.
show us how drunk you can get. I bet I can drink you under the table. did you know antifreeze is like the best alcohol? let’s go get you hella crunk.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I hear it tastes pretty good, too.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No no no, you’re thinking of bleach. Thats the one you gotta drink straight, no mixers, just for the taste! Now bring this glass of bleach to Kash.
Binturong@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Exactly as intended by the administration. All governmental bodies will be made subservient to the great leader through installing purposely incompetent and bad faith loyalists and sycophants. This should not be a surprise at this point, it should fill us all with righteous anger.
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty much exactly this. You stick useless people in these important roles so they can’t get enough traction to try for your chair, but you also want people who are at least smart enough to do whatever you tell them to do. Patel is actually a smart pick, he;s just too dumb to know how to push around actual field agents and only knows how to push around analysts and media
harmbugler@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is the clicktatorship. Actually competent at the job? No, just tweet more about it, in a costume if you can.
58008@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Charlie Kirk’s killer turns himself in. This cunt literally says “we got him”.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
TronBronson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is beautiful art. Masterpiece of our time.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
A job well done. Time for a beer and some 'caine.
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No offense to the Guthrie family but it was pretty clear that local LE and the FBI don’t give a shit when it was weeks later that they asked people to send outdoor camera vids and even more clear when the local delivery driver was their only suspect after that.
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
really makes you think how valuable teh surveillance state can actually be making a case against Luigi Mangione when it can’t find a an old lady whose family is cooperating
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She should’ve tried hanging out in a McDonalds with all the “evidence” needed to make a case on the abductor and a note explaining the night’s events
^/s^
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Gee, it’s almost as if rich snobs are looking down at us the poor and pious from their fancy-shmancy mansions and laughing at us while we’re on the streets begging for food and money. The solution to this problem is seize the means of production and redistribute all that wealth to the poor. Seriously!
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, encourage people to disengage from the system entirely - it’s not like that’s exactly what Republicans you to do or anything.
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
How the fuck did you misread that comment so wrongly?
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bugieman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bad bot
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What do you think of socialism?
notso@feddit.org 2 months ago
Fail hard, play hard.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The American way!
FalschgeldFurkan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 months ago
I’ve since learned only 5% of USA hockey players identify as Democrats so I guess this should not be shocking.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
sports is pretty much as political as Politics, so theres a “that side and your side” and conservatives love these types of tribalism.
Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can see them in the video. Even in the picture.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Back home they used to call him the bitch with the boner sized tits but now that he’s head of the FBI he gets to call himself cash money. One day he’ll go back to his old name and everyone will know him for the little wanker he is.
ReCursing@feddit.uk 2 months ago
There’s been two: The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince last week, and Peter Mandelson today. Both in the UK. Glad we can get SOMETHING right!
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Something something right thing something after trying everything else?
leftist_lawyer@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Fast forward 5 years to when he’s featured as “very serious person” on the Sunday morning news junket, and Eric Trump is the new Lord High Imperial Police Director.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Idiocracy, this govt is idiocracy
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
At this point we would be lucky to have somebody like president Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho who actually seems to govern in good faith.
What would the current government do if presented with a super-intelligent advisor? Fix our problems? Lol to that. They would be lucky to be kept alive because somebody that smart is clearly a threat to those who already got theirs.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s batshit crazy, I wonder if he can run for President he seems pretty presidential nowadays
I’m not going to look it up, I’m depressed
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What a joke that guy is. He’s like a rich nerd who gets to party with the cool kids while displaying the over-the-top eagerness that marks their kind. We need a serious guy who takes things seriously not a frat boy mentality power guy.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
We will never get that with the current administration. Best we can hope for is an alcoholic podcast bro.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve never heard of this Guthrie person. Every time I hear about it on the news, I think it’s some kind of distraction from the Epstein files
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
she is the mother of news anchor and legal analyst Savannah Guthrie.
dumbass@piefed.social 2 months ago
Yeah, thta still doesn’t help.
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I dunno who that is either
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
it is, they want the MSM to be flooded with not-epstein news, right now its “KASH patel partying with hockey team”
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 months ago
Yeah I searched it once and it was something about some nonpartisan news anchor’s mom? Like, who gives a fuck?
ToTheGraveMyLove@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean, some people might, but that doesn’t mean it needs national attention
jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 2 months ago
IMO it’s part distraction part MWWS
I was at my parents house where it was being discussed nonstop on the news, then during a commercial break they showed a picture of a brown 9yo kid who has been missing since November of last year for five seconds.
When the news came back, they were talking about the missing 84yo woman and I made the decision to not pay attention and block it from my news feed
dwemthy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
X files would have been very different with Kash instead of the mysterious smoking man
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Kash never got past L in school so would he even be aware of them?
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skinner’s glare of disdain would have flayed the flesh from his bones. It would have been a Monster of the Week episode. Mulder would actually help with the coverup and chalk it up to a one time involuntary psychic event. Scully would have cocked her head, pursed her lips, squinted, and said, “hmph.”
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Working exactly like it’s supposed to under trump.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is there somewhere on Lemmy that we can discuss the Guthrie case or missing persons? Because I think the ransom is a cover up!
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Everyone with experience in these cases agrees the woman is dead, it was a home invasion gone wrong. I think the authorities know this. I assume the ransom and ensuing press coverage is just a huge distraction from other things going on, because it makes LE look good. They certainly don’t give a shit when a brown person goes missing, but a famous white lady’s mom, yeah that’s gripping news POTUS needs to be involved with
Cruel@programming.dev 2 months ago
Which of the Epstein files indicate a criminal offense requiring an arrest? I’ve seen so many of Epstein emails with comments like “WE NEED TO ARREST EVERYONE!” attached to a photo of Epstein with his goddaughter on his lap.
Like… Epstein was already arrested… and it does not appear he trafficked minors to anyone. Am I missing a key email somewhere?
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The head of the FBI:
Still being a fucking banchode.
Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I think that the FBI is probably working better than normal with ol googly eyes out partying.
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
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mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
He always looks like someone is slowly but steadily sliding hardboiled eggs into his asshole, and he’s lowkey enjoying it but is trying not to react.