tidderuuf

@tidderuuf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s funnier when you realize the med student and surgeon are not in an operating room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He has time to talk to empty chairs but not his 20+ kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox 360 superfan amasses all 1,353 North American discs after two‑decade collection spree⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me looking at a NAS in my closet: “Oh hey! Me too!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Github Banned a Ton of Adult Game Developers and Won’t Explain Why⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The moment Microsoft bought it people should have started coding somewhere else. It’s just like everything Microsoft buys, it gets the Microsoft touch, survives for a bit, they make something to replace it and it’s gone forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it fits...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna be funny to see it bottom out trying to go over those curbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ars Technica’s Top 20 video games of 2025⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You know I was just thinking the other day about how badly Ars Technica needs to put out an article of their top video games because if anyone is an expert or can provide valuable ideas to the gaming industry it has to be the absolute garbage nearly tabloid and usually written by AI that never qualifies as real journalism from Ars Technica. I’m not sure if their goal has been to be the complete asses of tech news but they hands down take the cake and then providing this great list only solidifies them into the echos of history that literally no one will ever remember once they go bankrupt and no one cares to archive any piece of their trash of a site.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's on the market for...?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In like 10 years we are gonna find out those are worth like $50k

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think having this in your mouth is going to soothe dryness⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know… Have you ever met a hooker with a sore throat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh thank God. Where else would I get my delicious meats?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sir, they are attacking the whotilla⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they got whopudding, I’m fine with all of that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orange man good⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was a landmine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What a shitty design.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh good, I can continue not buying EA games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its depressing that I’m living through another golden age… Last time it was reddit, before that it was msn messenger. I can’t even remember what was before that. Probably chisels and slabs of rock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pumpkin spice!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I put that shit on everything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve Addresses Steam Machine Anti-Cheat Concerns, Says It's Working Towards Support⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so nothing I play. Sounds good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return to the year 2000 with classic multiplayer DOS games in your browser⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Arstechnica writers have the technological knowledge of a parakeet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all relative⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with a tiny crystal meth on top of your cheesecake. Live a little!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cities: Skylines upheaval: Developer and publisher announce “mutual” breakup⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was close to buying it during a free demo and sale recently. Then I read the reviews. This news just solidified me never buying it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How weird is it that there are people who liked Concord so much that they spent all of their time and money to get something patched together just so they could play it again.

  Didn’t it overwhelmingly bomb and had like no players towards the end?

  Anyways good for them and screw Sony lawyers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption Coming to Netflix, iOS, Android, PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Nintendo Switch 2⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m only getting it when it’s out for Samsung Fridges and Disney+

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t see the house of the guy calling me a NIMBY.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire opinion is not news⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew The Mirror was the paper of the people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all talkin bout Hitler?

  Can’t do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • the boss says from his remote office in Barcelona sometimes in Honolulu.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1980s summed up in a single photo.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever older folks tell me they want to return to what the U.S. was like I think about the times I had to ask for a non-smoking table only to wait an extra 10 minutes just to sit somewhere where I could still smell the sweet aroma of stale cigarettes like a pound of ash that was fermented with moldy potatoes being stuffed up my nostrils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same shit!!!!!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he holding up a T-shirt made by AI? They got the H and M mixed up in the MAGA hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Great Depression? Shit I was serving that shit with hot dogs in the 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The one I ate from Arby’s around the time they had pretzel buns was pretty good. Tastes about on par with something like Red Robin or Applebee’s.