tidderuuf

@tidderuuf@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Billionaire opinion is not news⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew The Mirror was the paper of the people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all talkin bout Hitler?

  Can’t do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  With 9 different partners each time, dude dick gonna fall off statistically speaking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds about right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:
  • the boss says from his remote office in Barcelona sometimes in Honolulu.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The 1980s summed up in a single photo.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever older folks tell me they want to return to what the U.S. was like I think about the times I had to ask for a non-smoking table only to wait an extra 10 minutes just to sit somewhere where I could still smell the sweet aroma of stale cigarettes like a pound of ash that was fermented with moldy potatoes being stuffed up my nostrils.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same shit!!!!!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he holding up a T-shirt made by AI? They got the H and M mixed up in the MAGA hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Great Depression? Shit I was serving that shit with hot dogs in the 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I ate: Arby's Steak Nuggets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The one I ate from Arby’s around the time they had pretzel buns was pretty good. Tastes about on par with something like Red Robin or Applebee’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See they don’t have Fox News and same problems as the U.S.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wax on⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He should use Head & Shoulders, will clear that right up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that not what I said?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If advertising to you didn’t work then advertisers wouldn’t be doing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨slur⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wendy’s got any jobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any swifties here to verify this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Swifties becoming self aware this year was not on my Bingo card.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shrimp fried rice⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has Ron ever looked inside a camera? Some of them have a few horsepower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colorado delenda est⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m starting my rain dance while lighting up a mouth full of cigarettes. We need this bitch to flood in less than 5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Digimon Story Time Stranger Physical Editions Sell Out In Japan; Steam Hits 60K Concurrent Players⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo going to sue them too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Breaking news⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who defend Valve Steam Monopoly, should work as anal prostitutes and then donate their profits to Valve.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone is feeling a little steamed huh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨important event⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I get this in a microblog, tiktok vid and boomer style news clip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rollercoaster⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hold up!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a dig into the fact that our interviewer is an AI now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'My Advice to Users Is to Accept Reality and Tune, or to Not Play' — Randy Pitchford Is at the 'Get a Refund From Steam' Stage of the Borderlands 4 PC Performance Backlash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s 100% an astroturfing campaign. Doesn’t matter if it looks good or bad, it’s still getting awareness out there about the game which generates clicks and probably makes more money than the game itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every flight should have at least one sitting in a passenger seat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I especially like the scratched up seats so I can get the torn up cushioning and little faux leather bits trapped in my shorty shorts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Left is Infighting? At least We Don't Shoot Each Other!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t some antifa wanna be security dude shoot a drug dealer in Seattle to during that CHAZ/CHOP thing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He died doing what he loved.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People yesterday were pretty passionate about this not becoming a meme but I think with time anything can be made funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it by definition a shitpost then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The giant tank of water waiting menacingly to fall like an acme anvil on an unaware pooper is only of small concern.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is releasing a new PS5 console, but it's a downgrade⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the way I play. Like 2-4 games max on my storage. Each one is a different genre, I play it until I finish then uninstall and move on to next game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Illumin-ate-i⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “I asked for less conspiracy in the middle.”