Machinist
@Machinist@lemmy.world
- Comment on Like a heart 2 days ago:
Alcove in blue. It didn’t extend into her intestines or anything, it was just a small pocket in the back wall.
- Comment on Like a heart 2 days ago:
It was in the back wall of the vagina, a little bit before her cervix.
- Comment on Like a heart 2 days ago:
I actually dated a girl who had a chambered pussy. She was born with mild spina bifida, and there was a scar on her tailbone.
Anyhow, she loved doggy style. I’d get going good and then pop the head of my dick into the alcove, she’d cum her brains out.
Fun times.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 5 days ago:
The Posterior Fornix can be stimulated during doggy style. (Anterior Fornix in missionary.) They are similar to the g-spot, with some people preferring fornix orgasm to g-spot or clitoral stimulation. You aim above the cervix with the tip of your dick or fingers and stretch that area.
This depends on the anatomy of both partners. It’s also a skill that needs to be trained. However, if you can make it work, and the recipient is sensitive to it: fireworks! Like, grunting, moaning, and prayers from a bad porno level of good.
- Comment on Do you recognize this PC case? 6 days ago:
- Comment on bmw 1 week ago:
Dated a girl with a BMW and the turn signal was real fucky. Didn’t click right, had no feel. You had to look at the dash to even see if it was on.
German engineering can suck my fucking balls.
- Comment on bmw 1 week ago:
Oh, you’re that very special person. Just watching people pass you on the right like a moderately stoned bovine.
- Comment on Anon discovers hygiene 1 week ago:
Accurate.
Black friends start calling you ‘nigga’ with the a, you’re cool. If it’s done in front of others, it’s usually a message to other black folks. Also, cracker in a joking or affectionate way.
However, my lily white cracker ass might get beat if I dared use the N word. I’m too white in my mannerisms and accent. I can totally use cracker.
- Comment on Evolution: 🖕 2 weeks ago:
And gave them LSD! Funded by NASA.
- Comment on Modern Windows in a nutshell 2 weeks ago:
This is sweet! Didn’t realize it existed. Been dreading the 11 BS and clawing all the enshittification out. I wish I could do linux on my main machine, but CAM is still not pro grade.
big sloppy kiss
- Comment on Now I finally get it 2 weeks ago:
You’re trying to chew on the wrong people. No one here is defending anything. Context is being provided.
Organized religion is mostly a poison, especially the fundamentalist version. Also, I get the rage. That shit ate my family.
That being said, I think it’s important to be as accurate as possible in our criticism. Lot’s daughters were offered for gang rape as his visitors were male aspect angels. Warped perspective given modern views. It’s about the duty to visitors and the evil of Sodom. I don’t know the historicity of Sodom and Gomorrah, but the story is almost certainly mostly fictional.
What’s really fucked up is trying to apply Bronze Age morality to the current age and cramming it down children’s throats.
You’re so angry about this shit, but, maybe you should make sure you’re directing that anger at appropriate targets.
- Comment on Now I finally get it 2 weeks ago:
You’re nine kinds of warped around the axle about this and being pretty nasty to someone who seems to be chill.
Also, as an agnostic atheist raised in some ugly fundamentalism: you’re applying modern views that are out of context to the period. Women and children were basically property. A similar modern view would be towards livestock.
- Comment on It's why the thrift store has so many of them 3 weeks ago:
This is so delightfully evil. My girl and I laughed like chimpanzees.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about informed consent. (Active in the BDSM community.) I’ve negotiated a lot of sex. However, some things, like a first kiss, I prefer to communicate without talking. Most functional adults should be able to negotiate a kiss without saying a word. Especially if you’re on a real date. You just have to ease into it.
Hell yeah. I still love the trade. Did management and consulting but have found I’m not happy if I’m not working with my hands. Working with my hands includes modelling and programming.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Lemmy sometimes. It’s like a basic human thing. Someone gives you the look, you get closer, they get closer, you gently touch lips and then go from there. Some of this functions at the level of biology. You can actually see the other’s pupils dilate. We’re not talking random heavy tounge kissing and groping or negotiating kinky sex.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Damn skippy! Your old man is taking care of you, even if the delivery was rough.
If your hobbies/pastime are mostly gaming, don’t talk about it much other than a casual mention. Do talk about books, if you read and she’s receptive. Assuming US, try and stay away from politics, unless your dad tells you her political orientation; and even then just insult Trump. Talk about pets, animals, hiking/camping/outdoors. Some science talk can be good. Let her lead.
Kiss her when she gives you the look, you’ll know the look. It will make you very nervous. Do it anyways. Go with her when she asks, “you want to get out of here?” Suggest her place if you need to.
When it gets down to the get down, let her lead. Check in and ask if she likes what you’re doing. It’s okay to be inexperienced, she’ll be expecting it and will accept it as long you’re teachable. If you pop early, laugh, make fun of yourself. Very important, say something like, "welp, at least I’m 22, gimme like 15 minutes and we can try again.’
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Your old man knows what he’s doing. She’s 27.
Go on the date, try and be cool. Let her do most of the talking. Given the age gap, it probably won’t ever be anything serious.
However, she’s 27. You’re getting laid on the first or second date as long as you don’t turn her off. She’s looking to get lucky.
Cut your fingernails, shave your balls, keep some gum or mints in your pocket. Bring rubbers. Be cool.
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 3 weeks ago:
George Clooney has done some real life Batman shit. He started the Satellite Sentinel Project. using some of his millions. Org’s website is https://thesentry.org/
He rents satellite time and surveils African warlords providing warnings for villages of incoming armies.
- Comment on Actors that have been the least believable scientist castings, I’ll start. 3 weeks ago:
After increasingly cussing the TV as the level of stupid rose higher and higher, we made it to the part where magic purple witch spray was used. I paused the TV and my girl and I just looked at each other, we were done.
Also, who the fuck writes in a fucking basement in New Orleans? Not motherfucking Anne Rice. So stupid.
We’re finishing up the second season of Interview with a Vampire. Other than a bad Southern accent in the first season, it’s excellent and super queer. Highly recommend.
- Comment on Tried naming the states from memory as a European 3 weeks ago:
You forgot river racists and ghetto racists.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 4 weeks ago:
Yup, the United States government sucks. However, the Chinese government also sucks.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 5 weeks ago:
That’s a fun rabbit hole.
- Comment on I feel like it was on purpose 1 month ago:
I started working in shops around 2000. I’m so fucken over it.
Learn a trade, may not always pay great but you can always find something.
Live below your means, assume you could be laid off at any time. If you’re able to buy a house, don’t buy too much house.
- Comment on kingdom come 1 month ago:
and slathering it on a well done steak
Burn the heretic!
- Comment on Anon is Illiterate 1 month ago:
Not IT support directly but I’ve had that same experience with plenty of boomer men in machine shops. They’re fucking proud that they suck at computer yet CNC has been around since the '80s in a big way.
Ran a shop for a while and still have the terminating document from when I fired one of those fuckers.
- Comment on Anon is Illiterate 1 month ago:
I’ve known several men that were proud that they didn’t read books. (Not that they read manga or anything, either.)
One of them, in particuular, was a grown up version of a stereotypical highschool bully. Willfully ignorant doesn’t begin to describe him. I ever meet him in a dark alley, I’d fucking gut him.
Anyhow, this behavour (pride in ignorance) among women is rare enough that I’ve never seen it. When I was doing online dating, I had great success asking what they’re reading and using decent grammar and vocabulary.
Anti-intellectualism and willfull ignorance have a lot to do with the situation here in the US. I think it’s mostly a male problem as well.
- Comment on Jell-OH MY GOD! 1 month ago:
Be a good toy and bite the pillow. You know we have to check your bad place.
- Comment on Gelatine 1 month ago:
By extremely poor, I’m talking physically disabled/mentally unwell/severely addicted. My viewpoint is from a rural southern us perspective. You see someone walking or biking, the assumption is that there is something very wrong with them and that they are probably homeless or nearly so. The only time you don’t assume that with bicyclists, is if they’re wearing spandex on a touring bike or are a kid.
I’m a total redneck so I’ve had plenty of friends and acquaintances that dealt. One former friend, only man I’ve ever called brother, I rode shotgun for a few times when he was making big moves. (he fell down the rabbithole with conspiracy stuff, we don’t really talk anymore, the brother I loved is gone)
I’m still adjusting to seeing so many people walking in my new home. Other than gas station/general stores, I’m used to stores being 30mi/48km away.
Anyhow, anybody moving product had to have a vehicle as a basic part of their trade. Like a shitbox civic and a Hipoint 9mm were a part of the starter kit or something.
You can get fresh fish, but, you usually pay a premium. Fresh farmed catfish and tilapia are common. Now that I think about it, that’s a type of factory farming I’m actually pretty okay with. As far as I know, their suffering is minimal and the environmental impact can be minimal or even positive when they are used to clean wastewater or fed byproducts. But most freshwater fish simply cannot be purchased, you have to catch them due to the laws. I now live within 300mi/482km of the coast, which is close by my definitions.
So buffalo vs bison is a funny thing. The american buffalo and bison are the same animal. However, buffalo refers to the wild ones and bison is farmed. Market hunters gunned them all down on the plains and that extirpation largely led to regulated hunting. Rinella drew a tag for one of the last populations of actual wild buffalo up in Alaska. (This stuff is closely regulated and actually backed by population science, one of the areas of law I actially agree with) So, he had to hike up a partially frozen river and stalk a buffalo, process it, and then pack and raft it out. He did this solo. He wrote the book while he was living in Manhattan, IIRC.
- Comment on Plant Slurs 1 month ago:
What about invasive vs naturalized?
