All humans decent from Adam and Eve, yet they only had 3 sons.
Now I finally get it
Submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
londos@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Motherfuckers
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Gen 5:4 “After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.”
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
800 years? He had other sons and daughters, with who? His mom? His brothers? I know Christians love incest but 2 brothers can’t have kids AFAIK. So he had sex with his mom?
AlexLost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, they boned neanderthals. Duh
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
That’s my secret. I’m always high. 😎
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Damn…I’m always low.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Like a junkie cosmonaut, beneath a green sheet of glass?
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 10 months ago
I’m always… Just okay
expatriado@lemmy.world 10 months ago
do you guys live in the same building?
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
What i interpreted is basically if you have gay sex your sentence is to smoke a bunch of weed
pupbiru@aussie.zone 10 months ago
that tracks with my lived experience
poofkaboom@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Can I do it the other way round? Like how people ask for forgiveness before doing the sin
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
needs moar jpeg
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Iirc Oregon or Colorado legalized pot and gay marriage at virtually the same time. I remember the memes of a freaked out preacher yelling “NO NOT LIKE THAT!!” lol. Good times.
kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Imagine believing your morally justified telling some 13 year old queer kid they’re an abomination because of some fucking verse in your copy of the Goatherd’s Guide to the Galaxy.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Everybody must get stoned!
Bob Dylan, Rainy Day Woman.
AlexLost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So wasn’t the old testament superceded by the New testament of Jesus Christ? That’s literally the whole thing of Christianity. The old testament is basically Judaism isn’t it?
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
The bible have some kinky tales that not even
myselfmy friend have ever seen in a FamilytTherapy video.some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
It’s about time someone made some sense from this hateful and damaging book. Next time I decide to eat some gummies, I’ll be sure to do so with an open-minded male friend. Let’s rock and roll.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Or have very big balls like stones.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Everyone asks why are you gay? But I want to ask, “Why are you boxer?”.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, and then Paul and Sosthenes took even that away.
Forester@pawb.social 10 months ago
Just fyi. The original Hebrew version is anti pedo not anti gay. I’m certain this link won’t be popular, but . …timesofisrael.com/redefining-leviticus-2013/
Deceptichum@quokk.au 10 months ago
The thing that bothers me with that explanation, is that if "where the Torah is concerned, every word counts" - why didn't they use the word 'boy' instead of the more ambiguous 'male'? Seems an intentional choice to refer to men and boys together.
Forester@pawb.social 10 months ago
They did
The word ish is is any male 13 years old that is not married that has functional equipment
www.sefaria.org/sheets/196414?lang=bi
Gladaed@feddit.org 10 months ago
Also Leviticus is old testament. So this is less relevant/generally superceded by newer text.
bramkaandorp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Only for Christians. I would assume this still holds for Jewish people, as well as some christians who still holds to the Old Testament due to Jesus saying that the old text will not be superceded.
callouscomic@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Because the New Testament is better? The NT is especially sexist towards women. Like:
Holy shit. Those are just a few.
But it is true the Old Testament is quite the doozy.
We gotta go back to the good Old Testament for one of my favs:
The later his wife was turned to salt cause she bad (because of course only women do bad things, didn’t yiu know? /s). Then his daughters, who had been spared what you read above, wound up getting their dad drunk and fucking him in a cave to continue the bloodline.