jaupsinluggies
@jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk
- Comment on Who could have predicted this? 1 day ago:
I’m using Cinnamon and so’s my wife!
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 2 days ago:
Maybe that’s the problem. A lot of the ladies I know say that sort of thing is uncomfortable.
- Comment on Joseph is still not buying her story 3 days ago:
Luke 1 says the Holy Spirit came on her, so I’m not sure how she got up the duff from that. Maybe she had to scoop up the holy jizz and shove it up herself.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 6 days ago:
Given the context he’s talking about judging people by their looks. You cannot tell just by looking at someone whether or not their immigration status is legal. You need more information than just their apparent ethnicity.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 6 days ago:
Themsplaining?
- Comment on I have tomorrow off :) 2 weeks ago:
R3D3?
- Comment on Now I finally get it 2 weeks ago:
He had a wife called Eve. Surprised you missed that small detail.
- Comment on Now I finally get it 2 weeks ago:
Gen 5:4 “After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.”
- Comment on Subs, not dubs or fascists 2 weeks ago:
Do you think AI did that on its own, or did a human come up with the gag and use AI to illustrate it for them, maybe because they were crap at drawing?
- Comment on Anon is Bri’ish 2 weeks ago:
Saands like we’ve gorra fackin spy raand 'ere
- Comment on Honor student truth 2 weeks ago:
Yeah you’re right to be cautious. A random user ID and a state name is more than enough for the Feds to be able to figure out whose door to kick in.
- Comment on Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed? 3 weeks ago:
Je suis un oncle d’un singe.
- Comment on Begun the kernel wars have 3 weeks ago:
What does it mean to “adjust it is settings”?
- Comment on Former magistrate, 81, faces six months in jail for Palestine Action vigil 5 weeks ago:
What I don’t understand is why people are choosing to die on this hill. Supporting Palestine Action isn’t the only way to support Palestine, and if they’ve been essentially disbanded by the proscription (bank accounts frozen etc) then it isn’t even an effective way to give support in any meaningful sense. The banner “I oppose genocide. I support Palestine.” would be legal, and arguably more effective than the longer one because (in theory at least) it should be unopposed by law.
A quick search for “how to support palestine uk” found these pages among many others:
- Comment on This is why brexit happened 5 weeks ago:
This is racist.
- Comment on workflow 5 weeks ago:
Rockstar [property] developers.
- Comment on PSA on privuhcy 5 weeks ago:
Could maybe have a bit of fun randomising those strings.
- Comment on I try to spice it up with some VB Macros but it's still ultimately just a spreadsheet. 5 weeks ago:
Well I for one would be delighted to cross 35 years of software engineering with a maths hobby but I can hardly find anything.
The only place I did find declared that I didn’t have enough maths without even seeing me or saying what kind of maths I would need for the role. From the JD it didn’t sound too tricky: pathfinding for construction robots.
- Comment on Itch.io is delisting NSFW games due to pressure from payment processors 1 month ago:
But wasn’t that true before Collective Shite decided to piss on everyone else’s day?
- Comment on His demise is imminent. 1 month ago:
At least it didn’t start with “Nobody:” I think we’re heading in the right direction.
- Comment on kingdom come 1 month ago:
Yeah but a mushroom’s such a fungi to be with.
- Comment on My first colonoscopy 1 month ago:
Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed “Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]” into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn’t draw it themselves.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 month ago:
Oof, I thought it was only constipated mathematicians that had to work it out with a pencil.
- Comment on Since we're doing magic eyes now... 1 month ago:
They do work. It takes some practice to get them though. At first I used a pencil or something to focus on while I made the two dots merge together, stayed focussed on the pencil until my brain “saw” the image behind it, then it sort of locked in and I could take the pencil away. I’ve done so many of them now that I can just go crosseyed to bring the dots together, then look at the middle picture.
The 3D image works by tricking your brain into seeing a third image that isn’t really there. We’re used to constructing 3D images from two slightly different views; we do it all the time, so the two images are slightly different and when overlaid use the same mechanism to make you think it’s 3D.
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 1 month ago:
Yes, but then where would we be without all those endless squabbles about X which are easily solved by pointing out that A::X != B::X?
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 1 month ago:
Taggart sounds more like maggot than fan-art. Two example pronunciations here, the first closer to the latter but I think the second sounds closer to maggot: youtu.be/pb0CEn5YiIQ?t=94
Seems like an American thing to pronounce it “tag-arrrr-t”.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 1 month ago:
I think it’s the one that rhymes with Taggart. And is another word for a bassoon.
- Comment on How do body organs work in males? 1 month ago:
Someone should post this in ADHD Memes with the text “I’ve got ADHD and these organs therefore having ADHD is a pre-requisite to having these organs” and see if anyone notices.
- Comment on Anon describes experience 1 month ago:
That’s just bad teaching. If you’re not allowed to use negatives then the teacher shouldn’t be asking questions where negatives are the answer. 20-25 is NOT equal to zero whether you’ve learnt negatives or not.
- Comment on Seriously, you're probably dehydrated 1 month ago:
I don’t recommend it. I tried increasing my electrolytic capacity once and found some little pills that seemed ideal. I had to eat a lot of them because they were only labelled “microfood” or something like that.
The hospital staff were all very unprofessional. They all giggled when they discharged me.