jaupsinluggies

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously, you're probably dehydrated⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t recommend it. I tried increasing my electrolytic capacity once and found some little pills that seemed ideal. I had to eat a lot of them because they were only labelled “microfood” or something like that.

  The hospital staff were all very unprofessional. They all giggled when they discharged me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeans⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No that was a song by David Jowie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you work for a company owned by a A..hole⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oh, thanks! What I’d like is some extremely hot sauce in a bottle labelled ‘ketchup’”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Civilised countries like the UK and other European countries. Technically it’s not free because it’s paid for by taxation, but it’s free at the point of use: if I go and see a doctor, I don’t get billed, but I do pay 9% National Insurance tax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Americans are so dumb when it comes to timezones we could just assign Maintana to GMT+5, Washconsin GMT+6 and so on downwards. It wouldn’t make any difference to them and it’d be a lot more fun for the rest of us.

  True story: “The meeting is at 1500 EDT”. “Your state is currently on EST so if I turn up at the specified time I’ll be an hour late. Are you sure it’s 1500 EDT and not 1500 EST?” “Yes, definitely 1500 EDT”. /me turns up at 1500 EDT to find the meeting has already finished.

  I misread IDOTA as IDIOTA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be interested to know how I can pay my electricity bill with my free healthcare. Also I need to go to the supermarket today; how do I convert free healthcare into a trolleyful of food?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Simple. We let them get away with it. Compare:

  “Your PC is out of date” “Don’t be stupid, it’s only 2 years old and still works fine” with

  “Your phone is out of date” “OK I’ll buy a new one”.

  There needs to be a lot more of Answer A to Statement B.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top 10 Most Realistic Photoshops...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oops! Thank you :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top 10 Most Realistic Photoshops...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also see: Kitten Kong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Top 10 Most Realistic Photoshops...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also the Escher picture of a (smoking) pipe, captioned “Ceci n’est pas une pipe”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump, Who Has Likened Himself to a King, Bristles at ‘No Kings’ Protests⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Referring to himself in the plural? Classic monarch gaffe.