Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
Please tell me this is shopped.
Submitted 10 months ago by shalafi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://i.imgur.com/YrA3O2O.jpg
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
Dojan@pawb.social 10 months ago
Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 10 months ago
When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And yet he’s still in a tux
daannii@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shoes that match his personality
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
They’re big.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Rooskie91@discuss.online 10 months ago
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are **hung. **
Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No don’t do Sora like that.
db2@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.
shalafi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.
Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 10 months ago
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
daannii@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.
Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.
I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.
The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.
I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
brandocorp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Kanye ain’t got shit on Doug! Beat him by decades!
switcheroo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Clown shoes for the money clown.
bomberesque@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Someone ask Grok what his show size is
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 10 months ago
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
Armand1@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Imgur has geoblocked the UK because of the OSA. Just open it in Tor instead.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
The Emperor’s new clothes
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 10 months ago
I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
It’s clown boy!
muxika@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please
Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I am sometimes forced to wear size 11 shoes, despite having 9½ feet, because so few manufacturers put out 9½ size shoes in an EEEE (quintuple wide) or oversized EEE (quadruple wide) width.
At least a size 11 in a W (wide) is comfortable enough for me, and most shoes come in at least a wide.
I think out of all the shoes I have ever bought, only two styles in 40 years have been wide enough to allow me to wear a 9½. I recently found that second style in a work boot that was being surplussed and no longer being produced, with the marketing that it was wide enough for any foot. Once I confirmed the comfort, I immediately bought three more pairs for a lifetime supply. That brand was Terra. Highly recommend, they’re fucking awesome work boots.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dang even the richest man in the world can’t find shoes his size
uberdroog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
CyberShoes?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.
Cooper8@feddit.online 10 months ago
for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.
Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.
Overall his outfit is trash
not_me@piefed.social 10 months ago
We found him ! Bigfoot
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
billwashere@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think it’s a photoshop.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Image
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 10 months ago
What changed? I don’t see any difference?
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 10 months ago
It’s exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.
adhocfungus@midwest.social 10 months ago
“Chat, is this real?”
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yes