Please tell me this is shopped.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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  • GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    What changed? I don’t see any difference?

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• Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s more like this

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  • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are **hung. **

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.

    Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.

      Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.

      I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.

      The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Longish, you say?

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    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Post that hog

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.

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    • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shoes that match his personality

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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• Wispy2891@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes

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• marduk@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time

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• not_me@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  We found him ! Bigfoot

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• Cooper8@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.

  Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.

  Overall his outfit is trash

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• Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.

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• frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Emperor’s new clothes

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