Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea
Please tell me this is shopped.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by shalafi@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://i.imgur.com/YrA3O2O.jpg
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A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He probably thinks it’s a statement of something. Or he’s in a k-hole again.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I got hit with the ketamine after an episode in the hospital and all I did was start chanting slavery hymns until it wore off and I was normal again. I don’t think Elon’s pathology is due to ketamine as funny as it is to say.
Dojan@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Because they stand out so you notice them. He’s an attention seeker after all.
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
When you are the richest man in human history he does whatever is needed to prove that he is not worthy of that wealth.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And yet he’s still in a tux
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Shoes that match his personality
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They’re big.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Rooskie91@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
Well this is a bit of a paradox, as we all know clowns are **hung. **
Cyanogenmon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No don’t do Sora like that.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They’re all doing it, his just don’t match.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I wear a tux every chance I get, which is rare, but the other guys look perfectly proportioned.
Got a longish dick, smallish feet, never had the urge to “prove” anything with bigger shoes. Musk is straight up compensating.
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
OP posted this just to talk about his longish dick.
daannii@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Foot size is more related to height than dick size. I can 100% confirm. I dated a dude 6ft 4. Wore size 15. Near the bottom of d size of my body count.
Also he constantly talked about how big he was. Always wanted me to confirm he was bigger than my previous partners. Gah. I only dated him like 2 months.
I’m also 5’3". And I did not like dating someone so significantly larger than me. Honestly prefer partners closer to my height.
The logistics just don’t work with a full 12 inch difference in body length.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
He has to do this so people will think he’s sporting a giant hammer, when in reality it is a dangling flap of useless old pemmican following botched penis enlargement surgery.
The richest man in the world, and he has to pay women to have his children because they wouldn’t go near him, even if his dick did work, which it doesn’t.
I guarantee that he’s in talks with doctors, and funding research into wiener transplants. He could drop a billion on that research and never miss it. Get a nice big one from a porn star who accidentally fell out a window.
brandocorp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Kanye ain’t got shit on Doug! Beat him by decades!
switcheroo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This toilet stain probably really thinks shoe size has something to do with dick size…
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It does.
I mean whenever I put my shoes on, my dick grows like 5 inches. So it’s just science, really. Obviously the bigger the shoe, the bigger I get. You know it happens. Everybody knows this. Many people are saying it.
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sorry, not sorry ladies. The botas picudas stay on in bed.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
What even are those? At first glance they looked less like fancy shoes and more like some kind of woolen cover to protect your fancy shoes, or perhaps even keep them warmer in the winter time
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clown shoes for the money clown.
bomberesque@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone ask Grok what his show size is
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I was always taught that one should not pose for a photo with alcohol in hand so as not to look tacky.
Glad to see our highest class of elites follow similar etiquette.
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Imgur has geoblocked the UK because of the OSA. Just open it in Tor instead.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
The Emperor’s new clothes
xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 weeks ago
I think we should spam on social media that Elon is wearing very small shoes, so he increases his shoe size even further
Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It matches, because clowns have oversized shoes
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
It’s clown boy!
muxika@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do they look like Flint Lockwood’s Spray-on Shoes?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Someone repaint them as clown shoes, please
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tehbaz@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
He’s getting fitted for his concrete shoes, the last he will wear before being dumped out at sea.
rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I am sometimes forced to wear size 11 shoes, despite having 9½ feet, because so few manufacturers put out 9½ size shoes in an EEEE (quintuple wide) or oversized EEE (quadruple wide) width.
At least a size 11 in a W (wide) is comfortable enough for me, and most shoes come in at least a wide.
I think out of all the shoes I have ever bought, only two styles in 40 years have been wide enough to allow me to wear a 9½. I recently found that second style in a work boot that was being surplussed and no longer being produced, with the marketing that it was wide enough for any foot. Once I confirmed the comfort, I immediately bought three more pairs for a lifetime supply. That brand was Terra. Highly recommend, they’re fucking awesome work boots.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dang even the richest man in the world can’t find shoes his size
uberdroog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CyberShoes?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It looks like he’s wearing shoes around his shoes.
Cooper8@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
for reference it looks like those are his custome Space X sneakers, which look especially terrible in this lighting.
Everyone’s shoes are a bit stretched by the wide angle lenses being used, which is why Elon’s feet look freakishly ling and skinny. He does have pretty big feet for his height, or has been doing this oversized shoe gag for a very long time.
Overall his outfit is trash
not_me@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We found him ! Bigfoot
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think it’s a photoshop.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Image
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
What changed? I don’t see any difference?
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
It’s exactly the same picture, the user is pranking you.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
The first picture shows a literal clown, while the second picture shows a Photoshop of two men standing next to each other, with one photoshopped to have a funny clown outfit.
adhocfungus@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
“Chat, is this real?”
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
yes