Submitted 4 hours ago by Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to [deleted]
https://media.piefed.social/posts/zO/K3/zOK3Et78HdokqR1.png
I make art.
^ real job.
I get disability benefit trapping me in dependence on the system under threat of impoverishment, destitution, starvation, freezing, if i dare ever attempt to do anything productive, or even look like it, or even not. Paid to do nothing.
^ real bullshit job.
Oh what a great system you have there. >:[
I manage engineers
My job is bullshit, but my job is not who I am.
First one: i analyse sales.
Second one: i automate production
Third one: i’m a fucking idiot
Going further with wikipedias article and some of their bullshit jobs listed:
Telemarketing: I sell stuff.
Corporare lawyer: I explain law.
Academic administratrors: I administer students/professors
Compliance officer: I check compliance.
It doesn’t fit
Numeric question answering.
I know it is a shitpost but this fucking fisherman that kills animals and destroys our environment. He is the worst. Fuck you fisherman!
He also leaves nets in the sea when they tangle, because plastic is cheap and fuck the ocean is their preferred pronoun.
I make programs
I make problems
Problems make me.
Practical problems, solve
I manage systems
“I hate it”. Does this count?
Extreme physical danger of drowning, hypothermia, severe injury, insane hours, unpredictable income, huge mental and emotional stress in an industry that often damages the environment and is plagued with human rights abuses?
This comic feels like it was written by the fisherman.
Or one of those boomers, who really wanted AI to replace all the intellectual workers, so they either can be stay-at-home mothers or go to “real manly jobs”.
Yeah as if farmers aren’t using gps guidance climate models soil analysis and gmo/selection etc to try and eke out some profit vs the megacorps.
I’m pretty sure that it was definitely not made by anyone who’s a fisher.
This comic looks like it was drawn by the fisherman.
I fix houses.
“Hey look buddy, I’m an engineer. That means I solve problems.”
Fucking cartoonist. You draw pictures. Lol
Refreshments and Narcotics
(an old joke about registered nurses)
Generate shareholder value
I shop for people
Stay away Roman slaver!
I stack produce
i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)
I break shit
I pay sickleaves… That’s 3 words right ?
I temper glass.
“Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.
‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though
That art style reminds me of hotline miami
ironically these examples are pretty close to what would actually qualify as bullshit job
And here i was about to go pro gooner 🤦
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 15 minutes ago
I write code