Radon

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• thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I move files

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everything is a file

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I draw lines

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  • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You draw lines? I draw lines, too!

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you draw three lines perpendicular to each other?

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    • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes, easily

      Image

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Heck yea, it’s computer aided and shit

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• blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do things

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• polle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like Turtles.

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• madjo@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I break software

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hello there, fellow QA

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    • madjo@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Howdy fellow nightmare for developers

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• Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I help people.

  Cool, I have a real job.

  Tom, 32, school crossing guard.

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• thedoctorlady@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I heal people

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can’t say.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Found the glowie

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had to Google what that was. Not as exciting, I’m afraid.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I stack produce

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• Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I pull beef

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I manage systems

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• A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fix houses.

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• ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  still bad quality. but compression hasn’t gotten that bad yet…

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I break shit

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sysadmin or if you insist Systems Administrator.

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  • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My printer is acting crazy, I know it’s your lunch, but can you help me out?

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    • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Situations like this are what the DND button on my phone was made for.

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    • stevedice@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      DM’d you the solution

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I tried unplugging it, but now I don’t even have an error light.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We need to lower standards. Really. To something like “if your job makes other people worse, it’s bullshit work”. A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I Beer Lego

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• Boppel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Im president of the USA”…ah fuck.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ‘of the USA’ is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I suck dicks

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• OldBoy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I photograph bones ☠️

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I fix/break things.

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• zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I make babies.

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• Yukily@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I do nothing

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  • JargonWagon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Real job!

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    • Yukily@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thx

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• Culf@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I build PCs

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  • jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Acronyms don’t count, otherwise the two bullshit job dudes could just say “I’m an SFSA” and “I create BDRSs”.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fine, “I build computers”.

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• Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Audio Visual! My job is so much fun!

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  grocery in bag

  for my other… thing?

  study and cry

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  test

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That art style reminds me of hotline miami

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• ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make websites brrrrr

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