SirQuack

@SirQuack@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peak male form⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What grass starvation does to the perma-online⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only $50?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

  As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

  Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨originality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon that will be ‘to ever have gorrilaed’.

  Wikipedia screenshot; “The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two Critically Endangered subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla)”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

  I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like your meme because it discourages other people to try it.

  Huh? You just said the meme is relatable and if you do go camping and this happens you could do a ‘goddamn, I should’ve known’.

  It’s hard enough to get permits for certain trails!

  Ah, so you’re just selfish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I going crazy, or has people's spelling gotten awful lately?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been hitting the rum supply again, ye scallywag?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cox charges you $25 if your credit card is declined⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I really like SEPA mandates for this. Yes, they’re pull, but you can cancel them with one click within 52 days, and the money is back in your account in a few hours (if not instantly).

  Most companies that use it are very clear, since auto-pay by law needs a reminder or the refund is an automatic legal cancellation of the contract. (Of course, this is sometimes disguised as an upsell, mostly by telco’s or “disruptive startups”).

  And they work across Europe, so my German cloud provider can use debits to pull the money from my Durch bank account.

  The US not having such a consumer friendly system is really unfortunate, but not surprising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You're too shy to tell the medical staff that you just woke up during surgery.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

  I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

  No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birth control: US scientists develop world’s 1st male contraceptive pill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They should really be weighed against the current side effects associated with the hormonal pill.

  Off the top of my head (not a doctor!), these include: depression, nausea, headaches and a myriad of others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rocky rock rocking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunning-Kruger⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Arguments mate, or you are just wasting our time.

  So far you’ve only voiced your transphobic opinion, that’s not how a good dialog is started.

  Arguing with you is a waste of time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call Them. Replace Them.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s unclear what the fuck it’s about: a shitpost.

  Don’t know why Lemmy Shitpost is all politics now. It kinda ruins what I came here for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'The point is to be generous': This $20 FPS releasing next month is trying something new—giving away a full version of the game⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep, they have the same feature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love the future.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Feel the \ᑎ/ inside you 😏