joshcodes

@joshcodes@programming.dev

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had no idea y cunt was this powerful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes life choices⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I consider leaving cyber and becoming a barista on a daily basis

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel the same way, I would lose self respect purchasing a ticket… idk it feels like someone took an important part of my childhood and decided to ruin it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You should probably just throw it away"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That entire sentence is unintelligible marketing drivel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman arrested with python down her pants at Melbourne train station⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuckin STRAYA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The surprises found just moving a mattress⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ironically you’re the one who missed the joke here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The surprises found just moving a mattress⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be a rabbit styled one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolphins is whales.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So reading up on the evolution of whales for arguments sake has me realising all dolphins and whales are (as mentioned) from the same family.

  Your traditional whale fits into “Baleen Whales (Mysticeti)” which have “soft, hair like structures on the upper mouth” and there are 16 species and 3 families.

  Meanwhile there are also “Toothed Whales (Odontceti)” with 76 species and 10 families. They are smaller, actively hunt and almost always live in pods.

  The most surprising thing I’ve learned is that the Baleen Whales typically have two blow holes…??? Also they do not echolocate but they do sing/chat.

  So almost all your traditional large whales fit into the Baleen category and the traditional dolphin fits into the Toothed category. So there are key differences between them, but the overall family is whale.

  This is a dumb argument huh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dolphins is whales.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dolphins are whales with teeth, a distinction that makes them just slightly not whales

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are You Working on Wednesday⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Been working on a malware analysis tool called AssemblyLine 4. I’m trying to set it up to collect artifacts from an s3 bucket and trigger alerts if malicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But was it Bailey’s, Bailey’s, or Bailey’s so close you get your eyes wet coloured?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite use is to suggest a near miss: the other car missed the cyclist by a bees dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh, not heard that one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is which?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same thought different reasoning: the expression “a bees dick” exists. There’s no equivalent for birds.