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The surprises found just moving a mattress

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Mickey7@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You should tell your sister that under the mattress is not proper storage for flashlights and mushrooms

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like… a carrot. A mushroom. And a toothbrush.

    Eh, could be worse.

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    • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like a collection of dildoes and vibrators. But my perception is jaded by a filthy mind

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      • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Woooosh?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That bed has memories…

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    • troybot@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s like reading ancient Egypt hieroglyphics

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Must be made of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_foam

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  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Memory foam remembers everything. EVERY THING.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      More like trauma foam

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  • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    couple of dildos by the looks of it

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    • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dildo, wand, vibrator. Possibly two clamps or nipple suckers beside the dildo.

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      • joshcodes@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Might be a rabbit styled one

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      • childOfMagenta@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Batteries maybe?

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    • orcrist@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Three, quite possibly.

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun and relaxation aids.

    And that is a good thing to know. No ideas for birthday or Christmas? Now you know.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I came here thinking that it was going to be some sort of code to do with -/- but am very disappointed…

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i need banana for scale, for science reasons…

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