The surprises found just moving a mattress

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• cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You should tell your sister that under the mattress is not proper storage for flashlights and mushrooms

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Looks like… a carrot. A mushroom. And a toothbrush.

  Eh, could be worse.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like a collection of dildoes and vibrators. But my perception is jaded by a filthy mind

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Woooosh?

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That bed has memories…

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  • troybot@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s like reading ancient Egypt hieroglyphics

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must be made of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memory_foam

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Memory foam remembers everything. EVERY THING.

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  • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    More like trauma foam

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The thing on the right could be the neck of a cheap propane torch. So I also suspect her of arson.

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• TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  couple of dildos by the looks of it

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dildo, wand, vibrator. Possibly two clamps or nipple suckers beside the dildo.

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    • joshcodes@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Might be a rabbit styled one

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    • childOfMagenta@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Batteries maybe?

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  • orcrist@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Three, quite possibly.

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fun and relaxation aids.

  And that is a good thing to know. No ideas for birthday or Christmas? Now you know.

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• Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I came here thinking that it was going to be some sort of code to do with -/- but am very disappointed…

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i need banana for scale, for science reasons…

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