if only we didnt rely on oil. we would never need the Yemen Pipeline to steal oil in any way possible with the excuse that were spreading democracy. Ohh yeah we need coal and not electric. Who would fund the Gaza resort with a big golden statue?
I have a plan
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maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tbf main money is from military industrial complex and polymarket these days no?
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Skip DC and just deliver the just desserts where they are needed most.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think America needs a taste of its own medicine. They need the war to come to their soil for once, so they can stop playing war in everyone else’s home. I can’t wait for cheap drones and military strikes to start happening inside the us mainland. They will act indignant, like victims, like “how could they bomb our homes??” Thats what you terrorists do to everyone else, it’s your turn to be afraid
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So… you are aware that Congress but ZERO to do with this war.
This is not America’s war.
It is the war of a petty would-tyrant.
That’s plain and simple.
Wishing harm on people who had nothing to do with it makes as much sense as wishing harm on yourself.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Think of how the Iraqis felt. Imagine seeing your nation’s leader pulled out of a dirt hole, disheveled and shitting himself, only to be swiftly killed.
Not so funny now, is it!?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t get it, still funny to me
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
(That was the joke. Another appealing prospect.)
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
All you have to do is mess with north korea.
shweddy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I was told there would be corn in y shitposts
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
A land war between Canada and the US? Canada’s only hope is in winter. But no matter what it would be an insane blood bath. People from both nations would switch sides, but US civilians have more than 10 guns per Canadian and rednecks from all over would show up hoping to taxidermy a syrup slinger.
TransNeko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Geneva Convention war crimes list exists because of Canada. If it’s on the list… it’s because Canada did it to the extreme. America would be fucked.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 month ago
There’s probably coming a time when America will be fucked but Canada isn’t it.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why stop there?
They’re just the “face”, get the brains, too
BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Imaginary debate champion.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olympus_Has_Fallen
Watch. Laugh. Enjoy.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dont fucking tease us like that