AreaKode
@AreaKode@lemmy.world
- Comment on Study Featuring AI-Generated Giant Rat Penis Retracted, Journal Apologizes 1 week ago:
If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!
- Comment on Winner takes all 2 weeks ago:
The spice must flow…
- Comment on no corn 2 weeks ago:
Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!
- Comment on Every Christmas I make sure to include a special message from Santa's little helpers. 2 weeks ago:
Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.
- Comment on How come hypothetically if I make meth in my home. Knowing full well it could explode and take out my neighbors houses, why am I not charged with attempted murder? 2 weeks ago:
More importantly, youd have to convince a jury that the intent was there.
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- Comment on Literal shitpost 4 weeks ago:
You forgot your corn.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 4 weeks ago:
17
- Comment on How Obscene! 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 5 weeks ago:
Nap time is back!
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 1 month ago:
If history tells us anything… Image
- Comment on 4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate 1 month ago:
Bring it to a Discount Tire. They might even fix it for free. They definitely will if you bought the tires there.
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 1 month ago:
These facts don’t align with my feelz.
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 1 month ago:
It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 1 month ago:
The pastor never reads that passage. His job is to make people feel better about themselves and to enrich the church! If people start feeling bad about themselves, they’ll stop coming!
And don’t ask about why people don’t read the bible. That sounds hard…
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 1 month ago:
“It’s not a lie… if you believe it!”
Just like couchfucker.
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 1 month ago:
Useful Idiot. They’re so convinced that they’re on the winning side that facts don’t matter anymore.
- Comment on You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers 1 month ago:
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 month ago:
It’s anti-semite to say it. It’s anti-semite to leave it off the list.
You know what, I’ve changed my mind: I’m okay with genocide now.
- Comment on Why not just move to a gated community 1 month ago:
Randoms don’t wander in. There is, at the minimum, an illusion of security with a security guard.
Security is security: the more you have, the more difficult target you look. It doesn’t necessarily make you safer, but the illusion exists on both sides.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 2 months ago:
- Comment on He can't keep getting away with it 2 months ago:
That’s the goal! Bring in all the best “donors”!
- Comment on Progress 2 months ago:
Kill the WiFi!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
Lemmy has an HR department…
- Comment on To open, tear along the dotted line. What freaking dotted line? 2 months ago:
The invisible perforated line. It tears exactly 0.75" at a time. It’s best to just use a knife.
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 2 months ago:
I put on my robe and wizard hat!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
🍆
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 2 months ago:
Insurance is for liability. To pay for the damages you do to someone else. What you’re describing is full coverage.
Once you’ve paid off your vehicle, you may consider dropping down to liability only. It’s convenient because they’ll pay you when your vehicle is damaged, but the monthly payments will quickly far exceed the money you will recover if you get in an accident.
This is just an example of insurance companies making it more convenient to continue paying them extra money. In the end, insurance still isn’t a utility, and it continues to be run by private, for-profit companies that will nickel and dime you at every corner.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 2 months ago:
At least you only need a one-way ticket. Your return flight will be at no cost to you. Although the destination is not negotiable.
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
Specifically the SS rounding up everyone who doesn’t look like the.
