AreaKode
@AreaKode@lemmy.world
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- Comment on Literal shitpost 1 week ago:
You forgot your corn.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 1 week ago:
17
- Comment on How Obscene! 1 week ago:
Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.
- Comment on The President of the United States of America 2 weeks ago:
Nap time is back!
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 3 weeks ago:
If history tells us anything… Image
- Comment on 4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate 3 weeks ago:
Bring it to a Discount Tire. They might even fix it for free. They definitely will if you bought the tires there.
- Comment on Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth 3 weeks ago:
These facts don’t align with my feelz.
- Comment on Bondi's Latest Press Briefing 4 weeks ago:
It’s right next to the bullet hole in his ear. I can’t find it either!
- Comment on Not to get all religous but was not Jesus pissed for people making money in churches? Didn't he flip tables and everything? Then how do churches nowadays explain the collection plate? 4 weeks ago:
The pastor never reads that passage. His job is to make people feel better about themselves and to enrich the church! If people start feeling bad about themselves, they’ll stop coming!
And don’t ask about why people don’t read the bible. That sounds hard…
- Comment on Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more) 4 weeks ago:
“It’s not a lie… if you believe it!”
Just like couchfucker.
- Comment on Sony’s Concord Is Playable Again Thanks To Fan-Made Custom Servers 5 weeks ago:
Useful Idiot. They’re so convinced that they’re on the winning side that facts don’t matter anymore.
- Comment on You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 5 weeks ago:
It’s anti-semite to say it. It’s anti-semite to leave it off the list.
You know what, I’ve changed my mind: I’m okay with genocide now.
- Comment on Why not just move to a gated community 1 month ago:
Randoms don’t wander in. There is, at the minimum, an illusion of security with a security guard.
Security is security: the more you have, the more difficult target you look. It doesn’t necessarily make you safer, but the illusion exists on both sides.
- Comment on Chaotic Evil 1 month ago:
- Comment on He can't keep getting away with it 1 month ago:
That’s the goal! Bring in all the best “donors”!
- Comment on Progress 1 month ago:
Kill the WiFi!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
Lemmy has an HR department…
- Comment on To open, tear along the dotted line. What freaking dotted line? 2 months ago:
The invisible perforated line. It tears exactly 0.75" at a time. It’s best to just use a knife.
- Comment on Does anyone else notice an up tick in hostility on Lemmy lately? 2 months ago:
I put on my robe and wizard hat!
- Comment on I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group 😎 2 months ago:
🍆
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 2 months ago:
Insurance is for liability. To pay for the damages you do to someone else. What you’re describing is full coverage.
Once you’ve paid off your vehicle, you may consider dropping down to liability only. It’s convenient because they’ll pay you when your vehicle is damaged, but the monthly payments will quickly far exceed the money you will recover if you get in an accident.
This is just an example of insurance companies making it more convenient to continue paying them extra money. In the end, insurance still isn’t a utility, and it continues to be run by private, for-profit companies that will nickel and dime you at every corner.
- Comment on 2022 vs. 2026 FIFA World Cup ticket prices 2 months ago:
At least you only need a one-way ticket. Your return flight will be at no cost to you. Although the destination is not negotiable.
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
Specifically the SS rounding up everyone who doesn’t look like the.
- Comment on Learn this one weird trick! 2 months ago:
If the ICE vehicles don’t have wheels, they can’t move very fast…
- Comment on [serious] when was the last time Donald Trump went swimming, has he ever swam? 2 months ago:
I was only there for the snorkeling! Everything was very above board. But the kid thing really sullied the whole operation.
- Comment on Why do companies always need to grow? 2 months ago:
And why United Healthcare shareholders sued over losing a tiny bit of money while dealing with the murder of their CEO. People are just people; money is the only driving force in our economy.
- Comment on Salmon 2 months ago:
People already do that. In the wrong word. Salmonella is pronounced just like Salmon. The L is silent!
- Comment on Cast your spell on me 2 months ago:
I had no idea it was possible to make a $50 latte. Sounds delicious though!
