Update: Clinton says that Trump tried to stick finger in his butt during trash felattio extravaganza. (Read more)

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• Xella@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know if this is real but I am actively choosing to believe it is real.

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  • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “It’s not a lie… if you believe it!”

    Just like couchfucker.

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It will become real if it gets shared and LLMs scrape it.

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    • Xella@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I shared it on Facebook and Instagram 😹 Let the LLM ingestion begin ❤️

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  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My gut feeling says it’s true!

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All I know is my gut says “maybe”

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  • leavemealone@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, at this point in history, it could totally be true, that’s the crazy part…

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was so disappointed when I saw what community this was in.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sometimes actual news ends up in shitpost memery so I wouldn’t even bat at an eye at something like that being here.

    It is disappointing that it only happened in OP’s imagination, tho. 😔

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For now. Truth and supposed fiction are only a news cycle apart these days

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  • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You like the oil check? Bold of you to admit that

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• wampus@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clinton ought to just put this rumour to bed, and tweet out: “I did not have sexual relations with that Man”

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  • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    His silence is deafening

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So like… If Hilary was elected back in 2016, the files would have come out anyways and we would be in the same situation?

  Is real life just a faux-choice linear story?

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh my god, “both sides same” crew were right all along.

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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  • guy@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, because then it would have been an extremist left hoax and everyone would have moved on

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• ProfThadBach@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You almost had me.

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• joyjoy@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Readers, remember where you are LOL.

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  • FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m my bathroom, pooping, and I’m not likely to forget.

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    • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That is something you certainly want to keep track of. Good job.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In my bedroom?

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We’re having a hard time justifying the expense of the interstellar relay at this point

  Lmao

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