You live in Clown World when guys are using bathroom hand dryers

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But I want a blowjob.

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• cdf12345@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Because dicks go in the dryer downward not upwards

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• I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We live in a clown world when people see things like that and immediately assume guys are putting their dicks on there, rather than someone just slapping a sticker on it as a joke.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In our Clown World some men just seeing the sticker would automatically get them to do it

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• Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This sticker will definitely give guys ideas… 🫣

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  • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    We know that Dysons can suck but can they blow?

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  • recapitated@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It definitely never occurred to me before now.

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    • AreaKode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Those hand dryers are the ones that have a thin blade of extremely high speed air that tries to effectively blast the water off your hands rather than evaporate it. I suspect that would be very painful on your scrote.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meh, doesn’t feel any worse than letting your balls flap out the window at highway speeds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ll get back to you in seven minutes.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That was two hours ago.

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  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, I guess many one into such stuff, sooo… :-)

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anyone who says clown world unironically instantly put themselves as far right.

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  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh no, don’t tell me another innocent term has been captured by the far right??

    In this case, using it in apolitical contexts might perhaps be a good thing, though?
    Diluting its supposed significance…

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s a difference between Clown World and calling people clowns (unless you do it a lot, we’ll come back to that)

      The “Clown World” communities are all about racist dog whistles and bitching about “social degeneration.” I don’t think it needs to be explained how that’s fascist adjacent. If it does you need to be reading much more in depth explanations in because you’re starting from the basics.

      And, just an fyi, this is all specifically Nazi messaging once you’ve stripped away all the layers. Clowns specifically are used as a dog whistle for Jews/“the Jewish agenda” by a certain type of terminally online antisemite.

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• obinice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  …Guys in your country don’t use bathroom hand dryers?

  Do they just… walk out of the room with wet hands? O_o

  The worst part is the queue because there’s always like, one hand dryer, and you feel bad for making people wait while you dry your hands properly.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s about inserting your penis in the air dryer to accomplish masturbation

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• riskable@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Must be some serious bathroom if “balls to the wall” is a real concern. Must be some full throttle pissing going on!

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• FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That sticker is just referring to Dyson.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So anyone can stick their cock in it BUT Mr. Dyson?

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  rationalwiki.org/wiki/Clown_World

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